I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.
Chapter 68 Believe it or not, I'll make you cry and beg me.
During the break, everyone sat under the shade of the trees to cool off.
Exhausted from training all morning, the group didn't care about anything else and sat down on the ground.
Seeing that everyone looked wilted and listless, the king immediately stood up and performed a set of punches for them.
"Hey--"
The entire set of movements was as smooth as flowing water. With the king raising his leg, turning around and swinging his arm, gusts of wind swept through the area, and the inside was like a surging river.
"ha!"
Every step he took, whether slow or long, revealed his powerful strength.
After performing a set of boxing techniques, he was met with cheers and applause.
"Little Wang is really amazing!"
"The instructor is awesome!"
"He's so handsome!"
The king, feeling a bit smug from all the praise, asked, "Anyone want to come up and have a match with me?"
"have!"
Sheng Chi, still harboring resentment from that night, suddenly pointed at Si Qian, who was watching the scene unfold, and exclaimed, "Our Teacher Si is the champion of the boxing tournament!"
"Oh?"
Wang Zhe became interested: "Teacher Si is so amazing, is he a boxing champion?"
Si Qian, who was suddenly called upon, was like, "???"
Why does it sound so sarcastic and unsettling?
[New here, if you don't understand, just ask: Did Si Qianzhen go to participate in the boxing championship?]
As a long-time fan, I can tell you with certainty that she was indeed the champion, only her victory was somewhat undignified.
How exactly is it unseemly?
[Enough talk, here's the video.]
The fan, who claimed to be a long-time fan of Si Qian, immediately posted a video on the homepage—
The match begins on the arena.
When Si Qian, dressed in a tight-fitting bodysuit and loafers, stepped onto the stage, her opponent was so amused that he couldn't stand up straight, and arrogantly made some harsh remarks.
"I'll give you a three-count advantage!"
"three!"
boom!
The opponent was sent flying.
Netizen: "...?"
What flew out?
What? It's over before it even started?
[No wonder the organizers added so many rules after Si Qian's year; it turns out it was her doing?]
Before Si Qian's year, the competition didn't have many strict requirements.
After Si Qian, the organizers added many rules for that year.
The rule prohibiting sneak attacks was particularly eye-catching, highlighted in bold red.
……
"Teacher Si, want to have a competition with me?"
Si Qian: "Compare to you? Do you believe I'll make you cry and beg me for mercy later?"
What an arrogant kid!
The king thought he had met a skilled fighter and was eager to try: "If you can defeat me, it's because I'm not as good as you."
Si Qian glanced at him indifferently: "What I mean is, you'll be crying and begging me not to die later."
Everyone: "??"
[Hahahaha, I'm begging you, please don't die! Hahahaha!]
Sis, are we really that pathetic?
[Just watched the video. Strong is good at outsmarting people, but physical victory is a bit more difficult.]
Sheng Chi said in a sarcastic, obnoxious tone, "Aren't you fearless of death?"
There is a difference between a quick death and a painful death.
"I can die, but I cannot be beaten to death."
As the saying goes, a short pain is worse than a long pain.
She can kill herself quickly, but she can't be used as a punching bag.
Otherwise, why would criminals in ancient times be afraid of torture but not of death?
Sitting at the bottom, Pei Li suddenly remembered the tattooed man he had met near the film studio last time.
So, she felt she couldn't win the fight but was also afraid of getting beaten up?
I understand Si Qian; she's not afraid of death, but she's afraid of pain.
Sis, you're really strong! I always thought you were a really fierce fighter.
[Actually, Strong does know how to fight, because she was a sparring partner at the boxing gym I hired. But a male who works out regularly is much stronger than a female male who works out, so in a real fight, you'd have to outsmart her.]
Si Qian stood up, clenched her fists into a defensive stance, and gave everyone a brief demonstration of the King's set of fist techniques.
"When women play chess against men, women often rely on explosive power, while men rely on endurance. The longer the game goes on, the more disadvantaged women become."
"Unless you have overwhelming power, I don't recommend getting into conflicts with others when you're out and about, because you never know if you'll encounter a psychopath like me who would stab a jerk in the back."
Baka, who was inexplicably mentioned: "..."
Lu Yao gazed at Si Qian with adoration, her eyes sparkling like a fangirl's: "What do you mean by absolutely overwhelming power?"
Si Qian pointed at Sheng Chi and Fu Xiao, who were watching the commotion from the side: "See? I could take on eight of them with one punch. They're no threat to me at all."
Sheng Chi: "..."
Fu Xiao: "..."
"Of course, don't think that you'll be invincible after learning boxing. It's good for improving your health, but forget about fighting. We fight with knives and sticks, so you're at a disadvantage if you're bare-handed."
Everyone: "..."
I genuinely thought Si Qian could teach me something useful.
Actually, upon closer reflection, what she said does seem quite useful.
Sis... what did you do before? Were you involved in organized crime?
After Si Qian finished speaking, the king led the applause.
"Teacher Si is right. When girls fight, it's all about explosive power. You have to find the enemy's weakness and strike to defeat them. The longer it drags on, the more disadvantageous it is for you. Once your stamina is exhausted, you'll easily find yourself in a passive situation."
Liu Ye raised his hand and asked, "Then how can we defeat the enemy in one strike?"
"There is a femoral artery in front of a person's thigh. If you find the right spot and make a cut, the blood will gush out like an geyser. The person will fall to the ground in three seconds and die within tens of seconds. Even a god couldn't save them."
After Si Qian finished speaking in one breath, she licked her lips, which were a little dry from thirst: "Of course, if you're lucky and meet someone who knows how to handle things, there's a one in ten thousand chance of surviving."
Everyone: "..."
It's not even winter yet, why does my back feel so cold...?
After Si Qian finished speaking, she looked up and found that everyone around her, except for Pei Li, was huddled together, trembling and clutching their thighs.
Seeing Si Qian looking at him, Liu Ye swallowed hard. "I just wanted to ask about a method to defeat an enemy with one strike, not a method to kill them with one blow..."
Fu Xiao's face turned pale. Thinking of the slightly injured Ba Dao last time, she suddenly felt that being a CEO like Ba Dao wasn't so bad.
He was truly grateful to Si Qian for sparing his life.
[We strongly suggest a thorough investigation of Si Qian!]
[Holy crap, I feel like my house is creepy...]
At this moment, Wang Zhe felt a cold sweat running down his back. He never expected that after so many years in the military, he would be so horrified by the words of a little girl named Si Qian that he would get goosebumps all over his body.
"Okay, let's change the subject."
It would be rude to say any more.
"Let's talk about something happy."
Seeing everyone's tense expressions, Wang Zhe began to talk about his childhood: "When I was little, I ate a cockroach. My grandma quickly went to buy cockroach poison for me. The first time I ate half of it, I said my stomach hurt. My grandma said the cockroach was definitely not dead, so she fed me the rest of the packet."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!"
Everyone couldn't help but laugh, and Si Qian then began to talk about her childhood.
"When I was little, my family favored boys over girls. My grandma saved the formula for my cousin and only fed me rice water."
Before anyone could show any sympathy or pity, Si Qian continued to speak.
"Yes, that milk powder was called Sanlu."
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