I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Fu Xiao died.

Upon hearing the commotion, the accompanying doctor rushed over and immediately began examining Kuku.

Amidst the stunned expressions of the crowd, the doctor rushed forward, pinched Fu Xiao's philtrum, and then slapped her twice across the face.

Fu Xiaoyou slowly woke up, sat up and saw everyone gathered around her: "What's going on?"

Everyone: "...?" This works?

"it's okay no problem."

Director Zheng quietly took his shoes, put them on, and hid at the back to minimize his presence.

Good heavens, Director Zheng's shoes are practically biological weapons!

[I'm offering a high price to buy a pair of shoes worn by Director Zheng. Recently, some pervert has been sniffing my shoes; it's time to teach him a lesson.]

[Let Director Zheng go or call the police; poisoning is illegal these days.]

You didn't let him go either.

After a brief hiatus, everyone regrouped.

Instructor Wang stood at the front, looking at the guests with a headache.

"From standing at ease to counting off to squatting down, not one of you was right! You were all wrong!"

"..."

Then, Wang Zhe walked up to Si Qian, feeling complicated as he thought about how she had single-handedly led the team astray.

He didn't even want to talk about the way she crouched down with her head in her hands.

Are you a puppet soldier?

"Report! I am a fake!"

Si Qian's shout was full of energy.

puff--

Off-screen, Director Zheng couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This was like triggering some kind of mechanism, and everyone burst into laughter.

King: "..."

Next, Instructor Wang began to correct everyone's movements and postures one by one.

The first to suffer was Si Qian, who single-handedly led everyone astray and was made a typical example.

"You little brat, you can't even tell your left from your right leg, huh!"

Si Qian: "..."

"At ease!"

Si Qian's gaze was resolute as she stepped forward with her right foot.

The king looked Si Qian up and down and asked, "Who taught you to stand at ease like that?"

Si Qian: "Report, that's how my instructor taught me before."

King: "Did your instructor change your key bindings?"

After correcting the movements, the king stood up and continued to shout the commands.

"At ease—"

Si Qian stepped out with her left foot.

"Not bad, it looks quite professional," the king nodded in satisfaction.

"stand at attention!"

Si Qian immediately followed with her right foot.

King: "???"

"At ease—Attention!"

Si Qian stepped out with her left foot, followed closely by her right.

Wang Zhe walked up to Si Qian, took out his phone and glanced at it: "09-52".

Si Qian didn't understand what the other person meant and frowned, asking, "What?"

Wang Zhe casually put his phone away: "When we get to the Cainiao Station later, go in and pick up a package for me."

The queen finally understood why her instructor taught her this way.

If her feelings weren't a little restrained, she could have walked all the way to the Arctic.

"You should return to the team."

To prevent Si Qian from leading everyone astray, the king turned to the others and said, "Next time, all of you step with your right foot."

I just realized that Strong, like me, moves with the same hand and foot.

[Hahaha, King of Glory, your insults are really sophisticated!]

[The reality TV show's military training is one thing, but why is it also so dramatic and funny?]

See? Once you're powerful enough, the rules will make way for you (just kidding).

"The squatting posture is like this. I'll demonstrate it once. Step back..."

The practice of squatting with hands behind the head in prison has been corrected, and it now looks much more pleasing to the eye.

"Everyone, run three laps to warm up now. We'll practice military boxing later."

Accompanied by the king's command and whistle, a group of people formed two teams and began running laps around the giant flowerbed.

It's clear that everyone's physical fitness is not very good.

After just one and a half laps, several people, including Mu Weiyue, began to pant heavily.

Mu Weiyue, breathless, asked, "Why... do we have to run... can't we go fishing?"

Liu Ye, who has been practicing Pilates for years, could still maintain this level of exercise. Looking at Fu Xiao, who was struggling to stay upright, he bluntly asked, "Teacher Fu, didn't you work out before? Why are you so weak?"

Fu Xiao couldn't stand hearing others say that she was weak.

Last time, Si Qian exposed his fake abs, causing him to be ridiculed online as a fake human.

No, I must avenge this defeat!

He suddenly stopped, and everyone turned around to look at him, puzzled.

Fu Xiao roared, drawing his breath from his dantian, "Charge!"

Then, veins bulged on his forehead, and his legs shot out like rockets, as if they were powered by motors.

The shoes on my feet almost flew off.

This is a battle to defend men's dignity!

Sheng Chi was dumbfounded: "..." No, buddy, we agreed to run away together!

Li Chuanze immediately reached out his hand, his breathing seemingly steady: "Yueyue, hold on to me, I'll take you away."

Mu Weiyue glanced at him, then adjusted her breathing: "No need, I can run."

After saying that, she abandoned Li Chuanze and charged forward with all her might.

Seeing this, Ji Mingxuan, who was lagging behind, ran up to Si Qian and asked, "Teacher Si, are you alright?"

Si Qian: "How are you feeling?"

Ji Mingxuan maintained a steady pace, his phoenix eyes twitching upwards with a smile: "I feel... I can't go on."

That being said, Ji Mingxuan showed no signs of fatigue.

That makes sense. With a freak like him, his stamina is probably not bad.

However, Si Qian feigned ignorance and disdain: "You say you can't do it but you still do it. What's the difference between your life and an adult video?"

Ji Mingxuan: "???"

After saying that, Si Qian took off running and disappeared.

Nothing to worry about.

There's a way to live when you're poor, and a way to live when you're rich. She's not dead yet; she has her own way of dying.

After two and a half laps, everyone's steps became increasingly heavy, as if their calves were filled with lead.

The thought of having to endure this for another seven days made Si Qian burst into tears of bitterness, and she roared to the heavens—

"A desolate land of Bashan and Chushui!"

Mu Weiyue: "Potassium permanganate produces oxygen!"

Liu Ye: "A Cartesian coordinate system!"

Fu Xiao: "Q=cm△t!"

Lü Yao: "The ancient Egyptian solar calendar!"

Gu Shiyu: "Preposition followed by -ing!"

Sheng Chi: "Liberate and develop the labor force!"

Ji Mingxuan: "The school owes me one hundred million!"

[They all died by the time they got to the exam hall!]

【My Mother of Knowledge Hybridization】

In this desolate land of Bashan and Chushui, I am a slave to the school.

What are you doing?! I'm asking you what you're doing!!!

Si Qian: "Military training at Bali Tiandi is going to kill me!"

Pei Li: "You really are capable."

Upon hearing the voice, Si Qian turned around and, as if meeting a kindred spirit, her eyes welled up with tears.

"Boss Rogue!"

Mr. Krabs!

"..."

"Were you just arranging a marriage here?"

Upon reaching the finish line, the king looked at the panting guest and remained silent for a long time before finally speaking: "Be careful of memory loss and brain dysfunction."

Then, the king pulled up Si Qian, who was bent over with her eyes closed and supporting herself on her knees to catch her breath, his voice trembling:

"It's you...it's you...it's still you!"

Si Qian: "It's me, it's really me~"

Unable to contain his dancing spirit, Assistant Director Wu in the audience started to twirl around, shouting, "Let me see you! Let me meet you!"

Director Zheng: "Mei Qian!"

Director Wu: "What's wrong, Youqian?"

Director Zheng: "Get the stick out!"

Director Wu: "Hey ↑↗↘, I'm not going to roll away~"