I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

The female guest's short-sleeved shirt was noticeably thicker than the male guest's.

The male guest's camouflage short-sleeved shirt was so thin it was practically see-through under the sun.

The body is hidden under the clothing, and with each step, the outline of the abdominal muscles can even be clearly seen. This feeling of being both close and distant is the most tantalizing.

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, Fu Xiao decided to just stand there and show herself to everyone, which made her resigned to her fate.

[A bunch of young boys in Nancun took advantage of my old age and weakness, and a group of lewd men tried to seduce me.]

[Everyone else, stop standing around and take your clothes off!]

[Military Training Uniform - Pure and Delicate Version]

Are you guys dressed like that and doing cosplay?

Instructor Wang couldn't stand it anymore and looked at Director Zheng: "These are the clothes you prepared?"

This is outrageous!

Director Zheng was also dumbfounded. How could this damn merchant cut corners?

Isn't his 19.9 yuan money?!

Assistant Director Wu: "Wait a minute, I have a batch of old men's vests here, bring them over to wear as base layers."

Otherwise, the show can't be broadcast.

The live stream camera shifted to the other side, and although there were no guests on camera, their voices could still be heard.

Director Wu brought over an old man's vest and told everyone to change into it quickly. Pei Li took the clothes, walked up to Si Qian, took off his coat, and handed it to her.

Glancing at Si Qian, who was staring intently at him, the man snorted in a good mood, a barely perceptible smile curving upwards at the corners of his mouth.

"What are you looking at?"

His voice was soft and ticklish, like a feather falling on your ear, and his eyes were smiling.

Feeling guilty, Si Qian quickly tried to cover up her mistake by looking away.

"Looking at your grandfather's wife."

"what?"

"Your grandma."

Pei Li: "?"

[Holy crap! What did I just hear?!]

[Let me see this too! Aaaaaaah! I had eyes just to see this! I had eyes just to see this! I had eyes just to see this!]

[What kind of outrageous language is this? Do you think I can listen to this for free? If no one speaks up, I'll start spreading rumors!]

Pei Li put on the clothes with a somewhat indescribable expression: "Mr. Krabs, you're pretty perverted."

Si Qian remained noncommittal; after all, she was like an egg.

It looks clean and innocent, but when you open it, it's all yellow inside.

Si Qian made a heart shape with her hands at him and started spouting witty remarks: "I took the MBTI test today, and mine was IMBT. I never understood what it meant until I met you, and then it all became clear: it's I'M BT!"

Gu Shiyu, genuinely impressed by the greasiness, sneered: "Where did you learn that? It's true that you're just lucky to be greasi.

Si Qian remained noncommittal: "The copywriting was copied, the formula was learned, the roses were stolen, the courage was borrowed, but my love for him was innate."

If you put her in the oil press, the price of oil this year could drop significantly.

Gu Shiyu's expression was one of utter speechlessness: "It's hard to imagine who could get along with you."

"you still need to ask?"

Pei Li came over and stood next to Si Qian. The two of them stuck out and gave each other two middle fingers, looking down on the whole world: "There are generally only two kinds of people who can play with her: one is those who can tolerate her crazy behavior, and the other is those who are like me, a lunatic."

[You have a butt, and so does President Pei. I declare that losing money is a match made in heaven!]

There are four kinds of magic in the world: the Qingfeng Swordplay of Mount Hua, the Yuxu Taoist Magic of Wudang, the Evil-Exterminating Staff Magic of Shaolin, and the one where Teacher Strong falls in love with President Pei—it's truly hopeless!

[We'll lose money and get married on the spot; the wedding gift of 2,000 yuan will be attributed to General Manager Li.]

After changing clothes, today's training officially begins.

Instructor Wang blew his whistle, and the guests immediately gathered.

"All of them——"

"At ease!"

Everyone simultaneously extended their right foot.

"stand at attention!"

Everyone, stand at attention immediately.

"At ease!"

"stand at attention!"

Ten people stood in two rows, moving their legs and stepping forward as if they were human robots, responding to commands.

"Start counting off!"

Li Chuanze: "yi—"

Si Qian was almost the first to react to the change in instructions.

She rushed out at lightning speed and immediately grabbed a tree next to her, almost knocking Li Chuanze, who was standing next to her counting off, flying.

Seeing this, the others followed Si Qian's example and ran over to hug the trees on both sides.

In the blink of an eye, Li Chuanze, his mouth agape and still unable to close, stared into deep thought at the empty space.

Abandoned Li Chuanze: "???" No? I'm asking you!

Mu Weiyue shouted anxiously, "Chuanze, quickly hug the tree!"

The others also called out to Li Chuanze, and Sheng Chi waved to him—

"President Li, come here quickly!"

Looking at the guest hugging the tree, the king felt like he was about to have a heart attack.

Staring at the lone survivor in the same spot, he felt a little comforted.

Thank goodness!

There is one!

The king gave Li Chuanze a forced smile: "What are you standing there for? Count off!"

Thus, under the watchful eyes of everyone.

The last remaining seedling is gone.

Li Chuanze ran over and hugged the tree.

Although I don't understand why they did that, the instructor must have his reasons.

【President Li, Hug the Tree!】

[President Li: When turmoil becomes the norm, innocence becomes a cardinal sin.]

[I can tell, it's always Strong who starts things right, hahaha!]

Instructor Wang roared at the top of his lungs, "I told you to give me numbers!!"

Si Qian, who was the first to hug the tree, was scolded by the king.

Instructor Wang stares like a dead pig.jpg: "What are you thinking?"

On a whim, Si Qian burst into song: "Thinking of you tonight~"

As everyone knows, where there is a sleeping dragon, there will surely be a phoenix chick.

Pei Li perfectly picked up on Si Qian's second half of the sentence and immediately launched into a love song duet:

I wish you could be by my side~

Amidst the approving or shocked gazes of all the guests, the two were singled out as examples and summoned to the front for yet another reprimand.

Instructor Wang, with his hands on his belt, paced back and forth in front of the two men. After pondering for several dozen seconds, he finally spoke.

"Looks like I'll have to give you two a private talking-to!"

"preparation--"

Si Qian and Pei Li immediately leaned forward, pressing their hands together against the seams of their trousers.

"Squat down!"

chua!

Without hesitation, Si Qian and Pei Li immediately knelt down with their hands covering their heads, their eyes filled with fear and dread.

The acting was excellent; it looked like an act at first glance.

Si Qian pleaded hesitantly, "Sir! Don't kill me! Kill the people next to me!"

Pei Li: "?...6"

Instructor Wang was so angry he laughed.

[Investigate thoroughly what these two people did before!]

[With this posture, so perfect, I really don't believe he hasn't had a few years of corrections inside...]

"Alright, since you two enjoy singing so much, why don't you perform something for us on the way back?"

The instructor took off his hat, squatted down beside him, and sighed.

These days, making money is hard and getting by is really tough.

Having discussed with Pei Li what to sing, Si Qian confidently picked up a mineral water bottle to use as a microphone.

A highly rhythmic intro begins, making you want to dance along.

Pei Li confidently asked, "Do you like spicy and numbing double crispy noodles?"

Si Qian exclaimed, thoroughly enjoying it: "I love it! I love the Sichuan-style crispy and numbing flavor!"

Everyone: "………?"

"You two, get out of here with those sticks!"

A shoe flew from the side, accompanied by Director Zheng's roar—

boom!

"what!"

Fu Xiao, who was accidentally hit in the face by a shoe, instinctively caught it while in pain.

The little smell came right up with a scratch.

An indescribable smell filled her nostrils, and Fu Xiao felt a sour taste rise in her stomach.

"Yue!"