I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Outside the window, Sheng Chi, who had been relentlessly pecked at by swallows, could no longer bear it: "Get out of the way!"

This sound caught the attention of the two people inside the room.

Si Qian: "What was that sound?"

Pei Li: "It looks like someone is outside the window."

The two locked eyes, then suddenly gave a wicked smile, and simultaneously slowed their pace toward the window.

Sheng Chi, who had just slapped the owl aside, decided to check what was happening inside the house.

As soon as I turned my head—

"Hey hey hey-"

Si Qian and Pei Li made a face together and gave Sheng Chi a sinister smile.

The half-dried red mud film on Si Qian's face cracked open with her smile, looking particularly eerie at night.

The close proximity intensified his fear, causing Sheng Chi's pupils to dilate.

"what!"

After a blood-curdling scream, everything returned to calm.

However, from then on, there was one more heartbroken person in the world.

Sheng Chi fell from the second floor and hit the back of his head, immediately losing consciousness and being rushed to a nearby hospital.

When a group of people rushed over after hearing the news, the hospital doctors were examining the patient around the bedside.

She would lift Sheng Chi's eyelids one moment and press his neck the next.

Si Qian never expected that this scoundrel would be peeking out her window at night, pretending to be a ghost to scare people. She thought there was some kind of hooligan...

Doctor: "Goodness, these spots have appeared."

"It's okay, just use some spot-fading serum."

Si Qian urged the doctor to hurry up and do the examination, looking at Sheng Chi's face, which had undergone excessive cosmetic procedures, with some confusion: "By the way, what kind of spots are they? I can't see them."

Doctor: "Living spots."

Si Qian: "..." What a lame joke.

When Director Zheng arrived, he was wailing and crying uncontrollably; anyone who didn't know better would have thought someone had died.

The examination revealed that Sheng Chi's platelet count was almost in the single digits, and he was immediately rushed to the emergency room.

Director Zheng, supporting Director Wu, asked worriedly, "What does 'single digits' mean?"

Si Qian: "A skin covering blood running around everywhere."

Director Zheng: "!!!"

A group of people stood at the door of the operating room.

Mu Weiyue asked with some concern, "With Teacher Sheng in this condition, will the rest of the program be able to continue filming?"

Ji Mingxuan yawned: "Let's see if he wants money or his life."

"..."

Sheng Chi was pushed forward.

Fortunately, he was not seriously injured in the end, except for a mild concussion. His low platelet count was due to a previous history of medication, and the shock was caused by not recovering quickly enough.

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First, Fu Xiao was hospitalized due to athlete's foot, then Sheng Chi was so frightened that he went into shock, and then Si Qian suddenly had a seizure.

Director Zheng strongly suspects that the guests this year are in very poor health.

How come this is even more fragile than those college students?

After returning to China, Director Zheng and Director Wu discussed things overnight upon their return from their trip to Florida.

"Love You Till I Die" adapted into "Even After Death, You Still Need to Be Disciplined"

The training in military training.

At six o'clock in the morning, a whistle broke the silence.

"All of them——"

"gather!"

[Are you starting your broadcast this early today?]

What's going on? Why is there a whistle?

Good grief, military training? Instructor uniforms?

[It's said that the guest's physical condition was too poor, so the director decided to give them some exercise.]

Director Zheng's mind really does come up with all sorts of crazy ideas...

The guests, who were asleep, were woken up by the staff and brought to the assembly point.

"To improve everyone's physical fitness, our 'Love You Till I Die' team is starting a week-long training program. Come and get to know your instructors!"

A tall, burly instructor stood with his legs apart and his hands behind his back, looking quite professional.

"Hello everyone, let me introduce myself as Special Forces King!"

"what about you?"

King?

Is that so arrogant?

Si Qian retorted defiantly, "Report! I'm a feisty female soldier!"

Pei Li retorted defiantly, "Report! I'm a psychopath!"

"You two, step forward!"

The instructor pointed at Si Qian and Pei Li, and the two walked out with their heads held high.

The king looked at the two of them with the eyes of someone looking at idiots, and said, word by word, "My surname is Wang, and my name is Zhe!"

Si Qian: "..."

Pei Li: "..."

[I'm absolutely laughing at Strong's spicy female soldier!]

[Hahaha, you got scolded, huh? Now you're behaving yourself.]

[Who's calling themselves "King of Glory"? I'm still playing "Honor of Kings".]

"Return to the team!"

The king waved for the two to stand back down, emphasizing it again and even thoughtfully punctuating the sentences correctly.

"I am a special forces soldier, a king. What about you?"

Li Chuanze asked Mu Weiyue in a low voice, "What kind of soldiers are we?"

Mu Weiyue actually thought about it for a moment: "We're not soldiers, are we?"

At this moment, Liu Ye understood the meaning and raised his hand first.

"Reporting, Instructor, I am Michelle's soldier!"

This completely swerved the course.

Mu Weiyue understood immediately: "Reporting, Instructor, I am a hairless soldier!"

Fu Xiao: "Reporting, Instructor, I am Wangwang Ice Pops!"

Lü Yao: "Reporting, instructor, I am a princess soldier."

Ji Mingxuan: "Report, I want to join the army!"

Gu Shiyu: "I'm a diabetic soldier!"

"Reporting, Instructor!"

Pei Li stared straight ahead: "I'm here to cheer you on, Special Forces!"

Si Qian stood there like a soldier, even giving a salute: "Reporting, Instructor, I'm Kua K, the veteran!"

Seeing this, Instructor Wang nearly fainted from anger. He took a deep breath, focused his energy, and shouted:

"I'll ask you to introduce yourselves and what your names are!"

"name!!!"

Everyone: "..."

[Hahaha, this is a complete disaster! I can't stop laughing!]

Alright, that's all for this episode. Let's all go open a veterans' barbecue joint!

A week-long summer camp, a lifetime of military service.

[Just like a human player.]

[The rest is fine, but why is there a veteran praising K?]

This episode has only been airing for less than half an hour, and the live stream has already topped the charts in terms of viewership on the Yangshizi platform.

The number of trending topics on Weibo continues to grow.

Si Qiankua K veteran

President Pei claims to be mentally ill.

The scene of everyone crashing

He single-handedly led the entire team astray.

The square was full of netizens watching the fun and making jokes.

Some people even turned the photo of the King of Glory instructor covering his face and turning his head into an emoji, with the caption—

Unbearable to look at.jpg

Director Zheng, who was watching the live broadcast under the shade of a tree, immediately blushed.

After Instructor Wang distributed the military training uniforms, he started timing with a stopwatch:

"Meet downstairs in ten minutes. Those who fail to arrive by the deadline will be punished by running one lap."

Upon hearing the timer, the group immediately grabbed the clothes they had been given and ran away.

After returning to her room, the female guest quickly got dressed and went downstairs, taking no more than five minutes in total.

On the contrary, the male guests all dawdled over at the last minute.

Although it was morning, the temperature was around 35 or 36 degrees Celsius, and everyone was wearing coats that covered their upper bodies completely.

"Aren't you hot wearing so much? Take it off."

Wang Zhe looked at the male guests with a puzzled expression.

Why are you taking a sauna in this heat?

After a long while, no one moved.

The king urged again, "Hurry up! You'll get heatstroke!"

Finally, Fu Xiaozhe couldn't stand the heat any longer, so she unzipped her jacket and took it off.

"What the heck?! A see-through sheer dress!"