I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Chapter 64 Mr. Krabs, I've Come to Steal the Secret Recipe for the Delicious Krabby Patty

Compromise doesn't lead to a brighter future; it only emboldens the other party.

When problems arise, we tend to blame others more than ourselves.

It's not like Sheng Chi is capable of making things difficult for a girl when he himself is unwilling to do it.

Dancing to attract customers is fine, whoever suggested it should do it, what's the point of outsourcing the work?

Being easy to talk to is not a reason to bully someone.

Upon hearing this, Pei Li, who was playing music nearby, immediately changed the music and selected "What Kind of Man".

Sheng Chi's old face turned green on the spot.

The two directors, who had been hiding in the corner, remained silent until the charity stall ended.

I dare not speak, I absolutely dare not speak!

"Today's sales figures for street vendors are as follows—"

They lost money and shared the profits of 3648 equally with Yaochi.

Chuan Yue 1986, Xiao Ye 1793.

Without a doubt, Mu Weiyue and Li Chuanze earned the most, securing the CP (couple) screen sponsorship from the platform.

Liu Ye handed Fu Xiao a tissue: "Wipe your sweat, Teacher Fu, you've worked hard today."

Fu Xiao took it and smiled at her: "Thank you."

Director Zheng, observing the way the two interacted, finally realized that this was a dating reality show!

These two are the most coordinated pair today.

To encourage everyone, Director Zheng picked up a megaphone and said, "Look, everyone, learn from how Teacher Liu and Teacher Fu get along. See how harmonious they are, and then look at you!"

Director Zheng was somewhat disappointed in his students.

Sheng Chi asked sourly, "Would any girl really take the initiative?"

"Yes, I have."

Si Qian then picked up where he left off, her eyes crinkling with a smile as she looked at Sheng Chi.

"Son, are you coming home for Chinese New Year this year?"

At first, the fool Sheng Chi didn't realize what it meant until Pei Li kindly reminded him.

"What are you standing there for? Hurry up and call for your mom!"

Sheng Chi then realized that Si Qian was taking advantage of him.

"roll!"

[6. It was only after much delay that they realized it.]

[Stolen it, used it to trick my friends.]

Because of the dancing incident today, Sheng Chi's fans and Si Qian got into a fight in the square.

Yes, the fans and Si Qian got into a fight.

Fan 1: [Stop rubbing against him, Si Gou is rubbing against Si Ma again!]

Si Qian V: [Screw you, my whole family is long dead!]

Fan 2: [Orphans always speak with confidence.]

Si Qian V: [If you have the confidence, why don't I?]

Fan 3: [Look everyone, this is a Photoshop edit I did for Si Gou. What do you think? [Image]]

The image is a screenshot of an AI-generated face-swapping image from a certain color website.

Si Qian V: [I'm going to slap your brother's face later, and I'm going to report @SiQianStudioOfficial]

Si Qian's fans rushed to support her upon hearing the news, but when they saw the chaotic scene, they slunk away with their tails between their legs.

Given the current situation, even our own people would probably get slapped twice if they came.

After saying that, Si Qian kicked open the door to Sheng Chi's room, which was not far away diagonally opposite.

"You fucking—"

Snapped!

Si Qian swung a large bag at him, then immediately took out his phone and started snapping photos and recording videos.

Before Sheng Chi, who was still dizzy from the beating, could react, Si Qian had already run back to her room.

Just moments ago, Sheng Chi's fans were photoshopping nude pictures of Si Qian in the square. Now, they're posting a lot of face-swapped photos of female celebrities on their homepage, many of whom are artists who have previously worked with Sheng Chi and had rumors with him.

Si Qian V: [Huge Pork Sale at Low Prices [Video]]

The video of her slapping Sheng Chi was immediately pinned to the top of the screen.

Then, she disabled the comment section with a single click.

Sheng Chi's fans were furious but couldn't comment, so they could only hurl insults at Si Qian on the official Weibo account.

Among those who were most vocal, Si Qian directly saved their UIDs and blog post links, along with screen recordings as evidence, preserving a chain of evidence to sue them all.

For a time, people were filled with anxiety and dared not use Si Qian's real name anymore, only daring to hint at it in subtle ways.

Actually, there's no need to be so cautious, after all, she's suing for photoshopping nude photos and spreading rumors.

None of those who criticized her have been sued.

After all, the number of people who hate her could stretch from Beijing to Antarctica.

Sheng Chi was so angry that he couldn't sleep at night. A nameless fire was burning in his heart that he couldn't let go of.

The PR department is going to be incredibly busy tonight.

Sheng Chi simply got out of bed, found a white sheet, and bought a wig, intending to dress up as a ghost to scare Si Qian and vent his anger.

With all the props ready, at midnight, Sheng Chi, disguised as a female ghost, climbed up to the second floor...

Si Qian came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, and only a dim light was on in the living room.

Just then, a cold wind blew in from outside the window.

Si Qian rubbed her arms, not taking it seriously, and went to apply a mud mask.

Sheng Chi, who was perched on the windowsill like a toad, spread his legs wide, placed his feet on the far sides to find leverage points to maintain his balance, and then hunched his head to listen for footsteps, planning to give Si Qian a surprise attack.

At that moment, he felt something poking at his anus. He turned around and saw an owl pecking at his buttocks.

"Go away!"

Sheng Chi hurriedly freed one hand to wave and shoo away the owl under his butt.

"Don't come over here!"

……

"What the hell are you making noise over there?"

Pei Li, who was playing games with Si Qian via live stream, heard noises coming from Si Qian's balcony and couldn't help but ask.

Si Qian: "It looks like there's a woodpecker. Never mind, let's play another round!"

Si Qian, engrossed in her gaming, had no time to care about anything else. She lost several games in a row that night, and she was determined to win them back.

Pei Li: "Forget it, even the aunties at the market would praise your game as a great dish!"

Si Qian retorted, "I was afraid you would steal my senior's techniques, so I deliberately played badly when I played against you."

Pei Li sneered, "You don't need to steal your skills? I could just scatter some rice on my phone and put a chicken on it, and the chicken would beat you better."

Si Qian immediately broke down: "I miss Li Chuanze a bit. At least he's much worse than me. I'm the one who always scolds him."

The next second, WeChat immediately popped up a notification sound, and she clicked on it.

Diary of a Madman: [Who are you thinking of?]

Don't be ridiculous: [I want knife-cut noodles.]

Mad Diary Writer: [Transfer]

Diary of a Madman: [Miss me.]

Don't be a jerk: [Okay!]

Si Qian quickly clicked to receive payment.

Just then, there was a knock on the door—

"Mr. Krabs, I've come to steal the secret recipe for the delicious Krabby Patty."

Upon hearing the familiar voice, Si Qian jumped up and went to open the door for the rogue boss.

The next second, her smile vanished.

Because Pei Li came in carrying a knife.

"I rely on!"

Si Qian took two steps back in alarm: "Dude, let's talk this out! Even if I'm bad at games, you don't have to kill me, do you?"

Pei Li immediately rolled his eyes at her, somewhat speechless, and picked up the flour in his other hand:

"I'll come and make you some knife-cut noodles."

There were no places selling knife-cut noodles nearby, so he found a bag of flour in the hotel kitchen.

Si Qian: "..." Why didn't you say so earlier...

Si Qian took the kitchen knife from his hand: "You can cook?"

"No, but I can learn."

After saying that, Pei Li immediately opened his phone and searched for tutorials.

After looking at it for a while, he put down his phone and pretended nothing had happened.

"How about I take you out to eat when we get back to China?"

I don't understand Korean.

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