I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Everyone: "..."

What kind of hellish joke is this?

It's clear you're incredibly lucky to have survived this long.

[It's nothing. When I was little, my grandpa would buy mooncakes, tear off the desiccant packet, sprinkle it on the mooncakes, and then give them to me to eat.]

Liu Ye also sat cross-legged under the shade of a tree and began to recall his childhood anecdotes: "When I was a child, my family was poor. When relatives came to visit, they gave me a box of coffee. I thought it was some kind of nutritional supplement, so my mother would make me a cup every night."

Mu Weiyue: "Everyone's childhood was quite interesting."

Si Qian: "Yeah, the most interesting thing was when we were kids we would use firecrackers to blow up cow dung, and we'd mess with whoever we didn't like."

Even the most knowledgeable and experienced king couldn't help but frown upon hearing this: "Is there no one in this world you care about?"

At this moment, Gu Shiyu, who was in the corner, was beginning to seriously doubt why he had ever chosen such a woman to be his substitute.

Who says words can't be hurtful? At least he's disgusting right now.

Seeing that Gu Shiyu was lost in thought, Ji Mingxuan waved his hand in front of him and asked, "Mr. Gu, what are you thinking about?"

Gu Shiyu blurted out, "I was wondering why I liked such a crazy person in the first place."

One sentence, and the entire room fell silent.

Everyone turned their attention to Si Qian.

What are you doing?

[Does President Gu like Teacher Strong? Do these two have any connection?]

1748 sensed a crisis: [Host! This kid has ill intentions!]

Pei Li reassured the system: "It's okay, as long as he doesn't like it now."

1748 (Exasperated): [You need to be wary of mistresses taking over! After all, the newcomer can easily surpass the original!]

Pei Li: "It's alright, he won't be able to take the position."

1748: [Why?]

Pei Li: "Because I both compete and snatch."

1748: […6]

Si Qian, sitting diagonally opposite Gu Shiyu, glared at him and immediately launched an indiscriminate attack.

"People who don't like me have no class, and people who like me are sick."

The main principle is to treat everyone equally and without favoritism.

【Huh? I thought my liking for Si Qian was a form of self-torture, turns out I'm just sick.】

[Just logged in, and diagnosed with the disease.]

Sis, you even managed to discover such a niche way of speaking.

[I got angry in a fit of rage, but your threat is no threat to me at all.]

As a fan of Si Qian, I have long since honed the ability to remain calm and composed even when faced with countless negative trending topics about Da Yan Zai.

It's just a few words of criticism, nothing serious.

After all, normal people wouldn't become fans of an idol who is sick and acts erratically from time to time.

Those who pay attention to Si Qian are basically all the same.

The cicadas chirped incessantly in the trees, and the midday sun was scorching. Patches of light and shadow filtered through the gaps in the leaves and fell on Si Qian in the distance, as if gilding her with a light golden halo.

Pei Li sat beside her, and with a slight turn of his head, he could see Si Qian's profile. His gaze had not left her since the beginning of the session.

He looked at her with a faint smile in his eyes, and said in a calm and unhurried voice, "If that's what Mr. Krabs is saying, then I do have a bit of a problem."

"If you're sick, go take your medicine."

One sentence shattered all of Pei Li's ambiguous thoughts.

Pei Li persisted: "Aren't you going to ask what the illness is?"

Si Qian: "Crazy."

Pei Li shook his head, saying seriously, "It's because I love you hopelessly."

"..."

Si Qian, who was covered in oil, said, "I'm really impressed."

[President Pei, have you been bewitched?]

It's hard to imagine that President Pei, with his aloof demeanor, would utter such greasy words. It feels like the next thing he's about to say is, "Woman, you're playing with fire."

[A dead pig's jaw dropped in shock.jpg]

Ji Mingxuan, who had been watching the spectacle from the sidelines, came over at this moment.

"To be honest, I've never really understood the pairing of Teacher Si and President Pei. After all, President Pei looks a bit older, it just doesn't feel right."

"Look at what you're saying, it's just like the housing prices in Beijing, they haven't fallen, they're just rising."

Si Qian twitched her lips, somewhat displeased: "Do you need to 'get' our pairing? If you could 'get' it, wouldn't you be our pairing?"

Among the ten guests, Ji Mingxuan is the youngest, after all, he just turned eighteen and went to university.

But the oldest guest here is no older than 26, so Ji Mingxuan's words were just meant to annoy people.

However, Si Qian's principle is that the boss can only be scolded by her, and cannot be bullied by others.

Otherwise, what's the difference between this and shitting on her head?

With just one sentence, he controlled Ji Mingxuan for three seconds.

[Damn it, it didn't fall, it just kept rising! Strong teacher's words always manage to control me.]

[A domineering...fierce wife and her doting husband??]

Look how happy our CEO Pei is, he's practically leaning on Teacher Strong. The kid must be overjoyed.

[President Pei: Thank you, buddy, for sending me a wife!]

Ji Mingxuan, who had been scolded, was unwilling to accept it: "Didn't you just say he's crazy? Wasn't I just agreeing with you?"

He was not convinced!

Si Qian went up and immediately delivered a powerful blow to the stubborn Ji Mingxuan, combining a "hitting a cow across the mountain" technique with the "Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms."

Snapped!

"Is he someone you can talk about?"

Ji Mingxuan, who was covering his head, became quiet this time.

With half an hour to go before lunch, Wang Zhe pulled everyone up again and gave them a set of boxing moves.

"Teacher Si learns very quickly."

The king couldn't help but praise her a couple of times.

"Please call me Teacher Strong, thank you."

After training, everyone went to a company cafeteria that the production team had outsourced nearby for lunch.

After a morning of exercise, the group of people were already starving.

Director Zheng addressed the audience as usual: "Today I've prepared shrimp congee, shrimp and chive dumplings, shrimp and pork fried rice with lard, seaweed and shrimp soup, steamed eggs with shrimp... all to treat you all!"

The crowd cheered and were encouraged.

After entering the cafeteria, everyone sat down at the long table, and the production crew came to serve the food.

"Everyone, let's get started."

At Director Zheng's command, everyone picked up their chopsticks.

At this point, everyone noticed a problem.

Looking at the ten plates of pitifully small portions, Li Chuanze asked in confusion:

“Where are the shrimps?”

Are you blind?

Si Qian rolled her eyes and pointed at the shrimp on the plate: "Isn't this it?"

Li Chuanze rubbed his eyes, still unable to see: "Where?"

The next second, Director Zheng shoved a magnifying glass into his hand.

"Zoom in and take a look."

After looking at it carefully for a long time, everyone finally saw a shrimp floating in the soup.

Mu Weiyue: "A shrimp?"

Director Zheng: "No, it's ten shrimp that were stir-fried into ten dishes!"

Looking at the watery seaweed and shrimp soup, Si Qian put down her chopsticks and gave a cold, sarcastic laugh:

"If you don't pull out the shrimp vein, you can make a pork intestine dish."

Sheng Chi also put down his chopsticks, a rare moment of unity between him and Si Qian.

Fu Xiao looked pale: "Ten dishes used a total of ten shrimp. Director Zheng, you're being too stingy."

Are you refining it here?

Pei Li: "Just tie the shrimp to the tap and drink seafood soup every day."

Don't waste them! You can use their eyes to make bubble tea.

[King Yama: You'll face another tribulation after you die. Shrimp: ?]

Don't throw away the shrimp whiskers; tear them off and make a walking stick for my grandma.