I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Fu Xiao: "There's prefabricated stuff in this?"

“You logo? These days everything can be pre-made. I’ve stocked up on a lot of pre-made meals at home. When I’m hungry, I just cook a couple of packs. It’s quick and easy.”

As times progress, instead of ordering takeout and encountering pre-made meals, it's better to directly purchase pre-made meals wholesale, saving you the middleman's profit margin.

Si Qian's principle is that as long as it doesn't kill you, it's not a big problem.

If I eat myself to death, then so be it.

Anyway, everyone has to die. She said it before: the essence of humanity is actually just pre-made corpses.

Between cooking and ordering takeout, did you choose takeout?

Eat up, this is way cleaner than takeout.

[You'll be quiet once you order the trendy black liquid spoon with its Chinese-style packaging and the unidentified small beverage.]

I ordered takeout because I didn't want to cook, but it turns out the restaurant didn't want to cook either [smile]

Guide Li couldn't help but come over and discuss with Si Qian: "How's the income? If it's good, I'd like to switch careers and set up a stall too."

Si Qian: "The income is still optimistic. After deducting necessary expenses, there's still a hammer left."

Everyone: "..."

"Teacher Si, how did you come up with the idea of ​​setting up a stall to sell pre-cooked meals?"

Director Wu rubbed his hands together like a fly and looked at Si Qian, his heart pounding wildly, unable to contain itself. After all, working for You Qian was nowhere near as lucrative as being your own boss.

Mentioning this, Si Qian chuckled, clearing up everyone's doubts—

"Sigh, I didn't like going to school when I was a kid. My parents got me a car and told me that if I didn't want to suffer from studying, I would have to suffer from life."

"and then?"

"Then I set up a stall for ten days and sold 10,000 yuan worth of goods."

[Ten years of hard study are no match for setting up a stall early! *crying emoji*]

[I originally wanted my child to experience hardship, but instead, he was pleasantly surprised and ended up driving a Maybach.]

[Now I understand why the novel's female protagonist's mother managed to send her to a prestigious high school by running a street stall.]

[Ten thousand in ten days, and you can even cook it yourself when you're craving it.]

hiss--

There were sounds of people gasping for air all around.

Assistant Director Wu felt as if the God of Wealth was waving at him.

I'm even more excited now!

Director Wu's smile gradually turned sinister: "What are you selling? It's making so much money!"

Si Qian: "To risk one's life."

Director Wu nodded in agreement: "Indeed, setting up a stall requires getting up early and working late; it's truly risking your life..."

Si Qian: "No, what I mean is, the food was so bad that the customer overturned the stall, and then beat me up in anger. I had to pay 10,000 yuan in compensation."

Everyone: "..."

[This is hilarious! I almost let her make money!]

[I can finally relax now. Thank goodness Teacher Strong didn't make any money, or I'd be jealous.]

[Now everyone's happy, so give me a reward!]

Director Wu's dream of making money was shattered instantly.

Forget it, I'll just stay by Youqian's side, sob sob...

After the joke, the staff brought in four small carts, one for selling fruit, one for selling braised food, one for selling pies, and one for selling ice jelly.

Si Qian used the priority selection card from the previous mission to directly select the stall selling braised food.

Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue chose to sell fruit.

Sheng Chi and Lü Yao sell pies.

Fu Xiao and Liu Ye chose to sell ice jelly.

After some discussion, the two extra guests decided not to join the other four teams, but instead to act as temporary staff to help out.

After the guests had made their selections, Director Zheng, holding his small megaphone, announced: "Dear guests, next we will compete for booth locations through games. Booth number 1 is located at the entrance with the highest foot traffic, followed by booths 2, 3, and 4, with the foot traffic decreasing accordingly. Good luck to everyone in securing your desired booth!"

"Crawling Forward: Each group selects one guest as a representative to crawl forward from the starting line. The first person to arrive will have priority access to the booth with the highest foot traffic, and the ranking will proceed in descending order."

After the rules were announced, the four groups quickly sent their representatives to compete.

Losing money – Si Qian.

Late-night snack - Liu Ye

Yaochi - Shengchi

Chuan Yue - Li Chuanze

The four guests were fully focused and ready to go online.

"preparation--"

"start!"

With a whistle from Director Wu, the four mudfish on the ground immediately began to wriggle forward on the lawn.

The four guests moved in extremely abstract, dark, and twisted movements, crawling around in all directions.

As shown below ↓

Li Chuanze: ~~~~~~

Liu Ye:…………

Shengchi:_______

Si Qian:

Upon seeing this, Pei Li's high-speed mechanical device entered the Florida area and then connected via Bluetooth.

Turn the speakers up to the maximum volume to make sure everyone can hear them.

I couldn't resist transforming into a stubborn fish.

Mu Weiyue, on her deathbed, sat up in shock: "Where are the fish?!"

Netizens' sharp comments:

[One is hemiplegic, one is completely paralyzed, and one has a fractured spine; Teacher Strong is like a Western diamondback rattlesnake that has eaten mushrooms.]

[Just sprinkle some realgar on it.]

The enemy wounded their legs, and they found they could run even faster.

[This is Eason Chan's "Soldier" (Gu Yongzhe)]

Ji Mingxuan watched from the side, and finally silently turned his back.

Mu Weiyue asked with concern, "Little brother, what's wrong?"

Ji Mingxuan: "No, this is just too embarrassing!"

May I ask?

Isn't this a dating reality show?

Si Qian let loose on the grass, crawling around in a dark and twisted manner.

Li Chuanze, who was at the front, suddenly felt someone tugging at his trouser leg. He turned around and saw—

"Hi, it's knife-cut noodles again!"

Si Qian grinned at him, showing her big teeth.

The next second, Li Chuanze's scream echoed throughout the arena—

"Don't come over here!"

Terrified, Li Chuanze clutched his belt with one hand, fearing Si Qian would pull down his pants, while his other hand immediately transformed into a propeller spinning at high speed.

It turns out that when people are terrified, their adrenaline surges, and their potential is limitless.

As the director's whistle fell—

"President Li is number one!"

……

"Teacher Liu is the next best!"

……

"Teacher Si is third!"

"game over!"

Wait, what just darted out?

[It looks like President Li, he looks like a big black rat.]

[New fan, if you don't understand, just ask CEO Li why he's so afraid of Teacher Strong?]

The four groups of guests who successfully secured booths are now setting off for their destinations!

Upon arriving at the destination, Si Qian immediately set up a stall to do business.

Just then, a uniformed policeman walked over from a distance, holding a stun gun at his waist. His Chinese was even better than Si Qian's.

"Stop! You can't set up a stall here!"

The moment the other person got closer and their face was clearly seen, Si Qian's highly tense nerves immediately relaxed.

Aren't we on the same side?

Indeed, this world is just one giant Z country, and everyone here is one of our own.

Once you're abroad, it feels like you're back home.

She immediately bent down, timidly moving closer to the other person. Her eyes held a mixture of fear and obsequiousness. Her hands trembled as if she had Parkinson's disease as she pulled out crumpled banknotes from a tattered handkerchief, then raised them above her head, looking down, unable to meet his gaze.

"Sir! This is a tribute to you!"

Setting up a stall!

She knows the rules!

Pei Li, like a dead pig peeking out, asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Si Qian: "Shut up, that's how it's portrayed in TV dramas!"