I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Finally, the soldier couldn't hold back any longer and pointed to the stall next to him: "That's yours."

After saying that, the other party ran away.

Si Qian: "..."

Wow, this official has quite the airs (just kidding)

[I stopped in Bengbu. That shout of "Sir!" sent a shiver down my spine.]

What kind of bizarre things are going on in this teacher's head?

After setting up their stall at the market, the two brought out braised food and various duck products and arranged them.

A rich aroma of meat wafted through the streets.

"Stop drooling, it's practically dripping onto the floor."

Pei Li tapped the cutting board in front of Si Qian, and Si Qian finally came to her senses.

She raised her hand and wiped her mouth haphazardly with the back of her hand, when Pei Li suddenly pulled her aside.

Out of the camera's view, he slipped a chicken leg into Si Qian's hand.

"Eat quickly before Director Zheng sees it."

"Boss, you're such a nice guy!"

Si Qian was moved to tears. Pei Li, seeing her pathetic state, worried that the spiciness would upset her, so he turned around and got her a water cup.

Just as I turned around—

"Where's the chicken leg?"

Seeing that Si Qian's hands were empty, Pei Li was suddenly a little confused.

its not right?

Was he hallucinating?

I just gave her a chicken leg...

Si Qian let out a burp: "I'm done eating."

Pei Li: "..."

What were those two whispering about just now?

[Stealing food.]

Ji Mingxuan came over to join in the fun as the stall officially opened.

"Teacher Si, do you need any help?"

"unnecessary."

Si Qian directly rejected the other party.

But who is Ji Mingxuan? He's shameless.

As soon as he arrived, he squeezed between the two of them, licking his big face and asking all sorts of questions.

Pei Li, who was almost squeezed out by him, stood aside watching the interaction between the two and suddenly sneered.

Ji Mingxuan turned around, somewhat puzzled: "What are you laughing at?"

Pei Li leaned against the stroller with his arms crossed, his gaze casually falling on Ji Mingxuan's buttocks.

"They say men with big butts are good at fertility, and Grandpa thinks that's really true."

Si Qian stared at Ji Mingxuan's butt for a long time after hearing this.

"It seems so!"

Ji Mingxuan blushed slightly as the two of them talked back and forth, and hurriedly covered his buttocks.

Fortunately, someone came to the rescue very quickly.

As soon as Gu Shiyu arrived, she saw Ji Mingxuan, who was covering his bottom with a shy expression, and Pei Li and Si Qian giving her meaningful looks.

"I'm here to help."

Ji Mingxuan looked displeased: "Weren't you at booth number 1?"

Gu Shiyu glanced at him: "Just now, President Li and Sister Weiyue were celebrating the opening of their stall. President Li was carrying someone and spinning around, but he lost his balance and dropped the person. When Sister Weiyue fell, she grabbed him and pulled President Li's pants down."

Ji Mingxuan: "And then?"

Si Qian: "Is that even a question?"

Pei Li: "One got arrested for being a hooligan, and the other was hospitalized with a concussion."

Gu Shiyu, speechless at the antics of the two, interrupted their fantasy.

"The stall was damaged, and the two of them are now packing up and preparing again."

Ji Mingxuan was determined to get rid of Gu Shiyu: "Then why didn't you go over to help but came here instead?"

"Little brat, what's it to you?"

[A chaotic scene between three men, resembling a bunch of elementary school kids bickering.]

Shocking! CEOs who have dominated business empires for years resort to such tactics to vie for a single woman…

Why does President Pei sound so indifferent to Si Liqian's words?

[Isn't anyone going to explain this? If no one explains, I might start spreading rumors.]

After sending Ji Mingxuan and Gu Shiyu away, people slowly started to arrive at the stall.

Meanwhile, the Yichuan Shanyue Fan Club—

Admin: [Anyone in Florida? Please help Chuan Yue get this big screen support!]

In the past few days, due to the incident involving Mu Weiyue's alternate account, many fans have left, and those who remain are mostly die-hard CP fans.

As soon as the administrator spoke, fans who were spying on the screen sprang up like mushrooms after rain.

Fan 1: [I'm in Florida right now. I'm going to cause trouble for the CP that's trying to lose money, stall them, and then the rest of the fans will go support Chuan Yue.]

Fan 2: [Sir, you are truly righteous!]

……

Inside the market, Si Qian and Pei Li's stalls didn't have many customers, and the two of them were so bored that they squatted on the ground and started drawing circles.

"Welcome to 'Real and Fake Food Reviews,' where millions of bloggers personally test and evaluate food stalls. I'm Xiao Wang, and today my fans are recommending a delicious and generously portioned braised food stall!"

"Come with me and see what's going on!"

A resounding voice broke the silence in front of the cart.

A man wearing a mask and hat stood at the front, pointing at the sign and gesturing wildly, while a man who looked like an assistant followed beside him, taking pictures with his phone.

Wow! Did I run into a food blogger abroad?

[Millions of followers? Who is this person? I've never seen them before.]

The man in white standing in front of the stall was still reciting his lines.

"Boss, how much are your braised dishes?"

Seeing that there was business to be had, Si Qian immediately straightened up:

"It depends on which price range you're looking for."

The guy took over a dozen videos with his phone for a full half hour, but didn't say what he wanted to eat, just chatted idly with Si Qian.

"Boss, how many years have you been running this stall?"

Si Qian's patience had run out: "This is a century-old shop."

This person is blocking her from doing business!!

Young man: "How old are you this year?"

Si Qian: "I just turned eighteen this year~"

The young man, somewhat embarrassed, immediately changed the subject: "I wanted to ask if the person next to you is your husband?"

Pei Li interrupted, "No, I'm the mistress."

You two really know how to make things up without thinking!

Who exactly is this blogger? Can anyone find out? Doesn't he realize these are two celebrities recording a show?

[They probably genuinely didn't recognize him. Strong is relatively unknown, and President Pei isn't in the industry either, so it's understandable that they wouldn't know him.]

The delivery guy was still diligently reciting his lines: "Here, you can eat meat to your heart's content—a freedom no one can resist! You can get a platter at his place; click the bottom left corner for group-buying deals!"

After saying that, the other party immediately started advertising.

"My camera phone broke a few days ago, so this is a used, reliable one I bought on the Zhuanzhuan app. It was several thousand yuan cheaper than a new one. Zhuanzhuan is an official secondhand trading platform..."

This is the taste that saves lives!

When the advertisement started playing, I knew I'd come to the right place.

The tomato in my hand immediately turned into the sound "x".

[Even Teacher Strong was fooled.]

How much are these duck feet?

"We're having a promotion; you can eat duck feet for free right now."

Upon hearing that it was free, the young man immediately picked up a plate and pointed at the duck feet: "Pack me all of them, eat here, I have millions of fans across the internet, I'll give your place some publicity."

Si Qian dressed everyone up, and the two young men sat at the table next to her, munching away with relish.

After they had eaten and drunk their fill, just as the two were about to leave, Si Qian rushed over and stopped them.

"That'll be 600 in total. Would you like to pay by scanning a QR code or cash?"

The deliveryman and his assistant exchanged a glance, then he said in an unfriendly tone, "Isn't it free?"

Si Qian stood in front of the two of them, rolled her eyes, and said confidently:

"Yes, I was saying that the duck feet are free, which is great."

"But you two ate chicken feet, so you have to pay for them."