I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

After a busy and tiring day at the company, I opened my phone to check...

Assistant Gou was devastated. He ran three red lights and rushed to Pei Tianming's hospital room, wailing and crying.

"Chairman Pei, your tonic...wait, you're not dead?"

Upon seeing Pei Tianming sitting on the hospital bed, Assistant Gou quickly composed himself and stopped crying.

Pei Tianming glared at him, his lips twitching violently twice.

"I died, then watched a 30-second ad and came back to life."

Assistant Gou: "..."

Soon after, the Pei family's official Weibo account came forward to clarify the farce.

Across the ocean, the question-and-answer game was in full swing.

"I have a question for Sister Yue: who did you come to participate in this dating reality show for?"

Seeing his good friend looking restless and anxious all night, Sheng Chi assumed that his friend wanted to interact with Mu Weiyue, so he boldly turned on his microphone to help.

The moment these words were spoken, the live chat exploded.

The long-dormant fans of the "Yichuan Shanyue" CP (couple pairing) have been revived.

[Is that even a question? They're definitely here for our CEO, Mr. Li!]

[Brother Sheng, I won't allow anyone to disobey you! You're sitting at the head table at Yichuan Shanyue's wedding!!!]

The camera focused on Mu Weiyue, a beautiful and refined girl who smiled gracefully at the camera before turning her gaze to Li Chuanze—

Si Qian, who was standing next to her.

The girl's smile was serene and gentle, like the calm, still water of an autumn night, yet a ripple was stirred by a sudden gust of wind.

"I came to the variety show because I heard that Teacher Si was the champion of the Beijing fishing competition two years ago."

"Goddess, you are my goddess!"

After saying that, Mu Weiyue pulled out a banner with a cartoon image of Si Qian printed on it from her pocket.

Just as Li Chuanze leaned closer to see what she was taking out, Mu Weiyue smacked him in the face with an elbow strike, sending him flying.

【Huh? Huh? Huh?】

[Damn production team, how dare you mess with me!]

What an O. Henry-esque ending!

[Yueyue, what nonsense are you talking about?! I'm going crazy! What do you like about Si Gou?!]

Mu Weiyue's words caused many fans of the Yichuan Shanyue CP to unfollow and turn against her.

They felt betrayed by their idol, and they all shouted that they would never genuinely ship the couple again and would sell merchandise to retaliate.

Surprisingly, it was discovered that these two were not celebrities in the industry at all, and had never endorsed or promoted any products that required payment.

Now, a group of people are frantically digging up dirt on the two of them.

Fans actually discovered that Mu Weiyue's alternate account had posted many things about Li Chuanze.

It's just a smear post.

There are countless comments about him being an old man who loves to show off, likes to date young girls, and is said to be so fat that you could render several pounds of lard from his whole body.

……

"Yueyue, did you send these?"

Li Chuanze stared at his phone screen, his brows furrowed so deeply they looked like a knot. A fierce look appeared in his eyes and brows, and he tightened his grip on the phone.

This was a live stream, so Mu Weiyue couldn't possibly be foolish enough to admit that she posted all of these.

"Wait a moment, let me clarify something."

After saying that, she picked up her phone and started typing rapidly.

A few minutes later, everyone's phones rang at the same time.

This must be a clarification issued by Mu Weiyue.

Si Qian clicked on it first, and saw that the top trending topic was Mu Weiyue's clarification.

Mu Weiyue V: [Hello everyone, I am Weiyue, and I am responding to the screenshots circulating online these past few days.]

Several months ago, I started feeling something was off with my account. Sometimes it would inexplicably post blog entries, and I didn't even remember liking or commenting on some of the posts. At the time, I thought it was a system bug or that I had forgotten, so I didn't pay much attention. But just now, I checked and found that five people had logged into my account. I have since deleted them.

Si Qian, after reading it: "6".

What a perfunctory clarification. Those who understand it can graduate now.

Li Chuanze's face was so gloomy it could drip water.

Sheng Chi comforted him, "Brother Li, you have to trust Sister Yue."

Fu Xiao: "Brother Li, don't be angry. Maybe someone is framing Sister Yue."

To ease the tension, Director Zheng wiped non-existent sweat from his forehead and immediately moved on to the next topic—

"Let's all tell our stories, who wants to go first?"

"I, a scholar, will go first!"

Si Qian volunteered to stand up, immediately snatched the microphone from Director Zheng, and stood in the center of the circle.

"In my past life, I loathed him to the extreme—"

In short, it kept many naturally skeptical scholars at bay.

[Holy crap! CEO romance novel?]

[It's obvious that Yang Shizi has read a lot of her writing.]

This world is a giant Tomato novel.

[Veteran actors are just different; their voices have that special quality the moment they open their mouths.]

Seeing that the production assistants and the two directors were all looking over, Si Qianqian became even more enthusiastic—

"In this life, I was reborn, before he died for me."

"The man stared at me with bloodshot eyes, and I reached out my arms to him and said, 'Husband, hug me.'"

The man, his eyes bloodshot, grabbed my neck and demanded a kiss, saying, "Call me husband, and I'll give you my life!"

"After saying that, the man pulled out a knife and stabbed himself in the abdomen, committing suicide. I was also strangled to death by him. It was a double death."

"..."

"..."

【??????????????ah?】

【No, is she sick?】

[Truly life-or-death literature.]

[If you delete the last sentence, the target audience for the entire first part will be me!!!]

[Okay, at least the male lead didn't make empty promises.]

[Well, it's a completed story anyway, just listen to it as is.]

Li Chuanze is no longer heartbroken.

Because he pointed at Si Qian and yelled at her to get lost.

This is insane writing!

They're all sick, just like everyone else!

Director Zheng, his face ashen, pointed at Si Qian and yelled, "Get out of here, you mud puddles!"

This is a dating reality show!

Romance Variety Show!

……

-

The next morning, the production team woke up all ten guests.

"Today's task: Charity stall sales. Everyone can freely form teams to sell various snacks at the local market. Two new guests can choose to join any team. All proceeds from today's event will be donated to Hope Primary Schools in the name of each team. The top-ranked team will receive advertising on large screens throughout Beijing provided by the Yangshizi platform!"

[Wow, the production team has been so stingy for so long, and now they're being so generous?]

[The citywide advertising campaign on giant screens throughout Beijing—the biggest one charges based on the number of seconds spent on it—you can't criticize that, it's truly amazing!]

[Is anyone in Florida right now who can help with the big screen support?]

Everyone is now organizing and creating groups to spread the word about this event.

Si Qian rubbed his hands together, eager to try.

Yoho!

make money?

This is a perfect match for my major!

The guests quickly divided into groups.

As usual, when forming teams, everyone chose their familiar old partners.

Si Qian patted Pei Li on the shoulder: "I have experience in street vending. I've sold fried yogurt and grilled cold noodles. Follow me and you'll be living the high life!"

The latter was deeply suspicious at this moment.

"You can't cook, so how can you set up a stall?"

"I sell pre-cooked meals."