I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

"Teacher Si, are you sure this is a medicinal herb?"

Lu Yao pointed at the fleeing cockroach with a look of horror, patting her chest with lingering fear.

Looking at the drag mark left on the ground, Si Qian fell silent: "I'm not sure..."

Ji Mingxuan was vomiting so badly that he almost threw up his own bile.

So, that cockroach wasn't poison at all, it just accidentally fell in!!?

[Based on the current situation, this seems to be the case.]

Young Master...yue...you've suffered...yue...

The episode generated a strong response upon airing, especially the production team that gave close-up shots of cockroaches and scorpions, who were heavily criticized.

Reason for complaint: Discomfort.

It's fortunate that this is abroad; if it were in China, the fans would probably swarm over and beat Director Zheng to a pulp.

After a whole day of work, the show still wasn't finished recording, and all I did was become a laughing stock.

In the evening, Director Zheng organized a large-scale late-night talk to foster closer relationships among the guests.

Barbecue, beer, and small drinks; carpets laid out on the lawn for sitting.

"Mei Qian~"

"Youqian!"

"No chili on the chicken butt, you're welcome."

Director Zheng walked over to Director Wu, who was sprinkling cumin next to the barbecue grill, and gave him a word of advice.

"Alright! Extremely spicy!"

"stick!"

Pei Lishun took two bottles of drinks and sat down next to Si Qian. Gu Shiyu walked over with the help of Lü Yao and Mu Weiyue.

"Brother Gu, what's wrong with you?"

Ji Mingxuan, who was silently drinking, noticed him limping and clutching his backside. Suddenly, a thought struck him, and he couldn't hide his schadenfreude:

"You don't have hemorrhoids, do you?!"

Gu Shiyu glared at Ji Mingxuan with a grim expression, and Liu Ye helped by bringing over a soft cushion to sit on.

I don't know which scoundrel just put thumbtacks on the stool...

Could it be that President Gu really has hemorrhoids?

[Stop talking, the domineering CEO filter is about to shatter.]

[Stop reading those foreign novels, now look what happened! Your brain got ruined by reading that kind of stuff.]

Thinking of this, he squatted down, then sat down, paralyzed on one side—

Next second!

"what!"

Gu Shiyu was launched into the air, ignoring the injury on his buttocks as he quickly stood up.

A turtle was thrown out.

The movements were too vigorous, and I developed an anal fissure.

"Ouch! Brother Gu, your butt is bleeding!"

Ji Mingxuan pointed at Gu Shiyu's blood-stained pants and watched the show from the side.

Si Qian then launched into her high-EQ speech:

"Your logo? This is the latest menstrual panty from Paris X brand."

Gu Shiyu was mortified, but he still pretended to be calm and nodded in agreement with Si Qian's statement.

[Paris x Home: Rich People Cosplaying as Poor People's Wardrobes [Nine-Turned Intestines]]

Luxury goods never rip off poor people.

[No more worries about leaks! If it leaks, just say it's the latest model from Barclays.]

A man's pride is paramount, and President Gu's words are as sharp as diamonds.

After all the guests were seated, the long talk officially began.

"Everyone can ask any guest a question at random. If someone refuses to answer, they will be penalized with a drink."

Director Zheng briefly outlined the rules: the live broadcast cameras would be positioned 360 degrees around each guest to ensure that the 3K high-definition lenses could accurately capture each guest's micro-expressions.

"Let's start with the questions from our two new guests, Mingxuan, first."

Ji Mingxuan was not to be outdone; he immediately raised his hand, like a wild beast eyeing its prey.

"I want to ask Teacher Si, when did you lose your first kiss?"

Holy crap! Is Mingxuan going to go all out right from the start?

To be honest, I'm also curious about who Strong Teacher gave his first kiss to.

In a corner where no one was paying attention, President Gu, President Pei, and President Li suddenly stood up in surprise.

I can smell a battleground brewing here.

[Asako, here comes the death trap question!]

Facing the gazes of a group of people, Si Qian remained calm and composed.

She put down her drink and faced the camera with grace and poise.

"25 is old."

click-

A slight cracking sound was heard.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw that the chopsticks in Li Chuanze's hand had broken into two pieces.

"President Li, what's wrong?"

"fine."

Li Chuanze wiped the blood off his fingertips without making a sound, then frowned and looked at Si Qian.

Pei Li's faint smile lasted only a few seconds before he quickly realized what was happening, and the corners of his mouth lifted slightly.

"Mr. Krabs, how old are you this year?"

"24, I am full of hope for next year."

Si Qian sat there with her knees drawn up, muttering to herself, "My future boyfriend must be 1.8 meters tall, handsome, rich, have a good personality, be funny, and have eight-pack abs!"

[This is hilarious! It even requires an appointment?]

That brat ate and took things.

[Ding-dong—You've reserved your first kiss!]

I was convinced at 18 that I'd be in a relationship by 20, and now that I'm 20 [smile], I've settled down.

Pei Li: "Can't it be six-pack abs?"

Si Qian: "Why?"

Pei Li: "Because I only have six pieces."

Suddenly, Si Qian's mind flashed back to that night when he was naked and took out a loan of 100,000 for her... Ugh!

The image of him touching his abs made it even harder for him to suppress his smile than AK.

Si Qian coughed lightly, pressing her fist to her lips: "It's not impossible, hehe."

[Jiu Min! I'm going to faint! Jie Fen! Jie Fen right here!]

[This couple is a money-losing duo, but investing in them is a sure win! They're so sweet they're giving me diabetes!]

I declare that arch-rivals are the most captivating couples!

Gu Shiyu then asked, "Teacher Si, I am 183cm tall, 78kg, and rich. I meet all the conditions you just mentioned. I am also an only child in Beijing. Would you consider me if you were looking for a boyfriend?"

Ji Mingxuan retorted, "Teacher Si, would you consider a male college student who is 181cm tall?"

Pei Li joined in the fun, saying, "Soldiers, would you consider this? I'm a neurotic soldier."

Let's fight!

[Great! My "strong" teacher has turned from being disliked to being the group's darling!]

Si Qian: "We're not considering having living parents right now, as we need to support our elderly parents."

In short, he knocked out the opponent.

However, there are always some people who refuse to believe in the impossible and insist on challenging it.

Pei Li answered without hesitation, "My father can die."

Everyone: "..." Huh?

The whole place was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

[The family was overjoyed by the sudden display of filial piety!]

[Father Pei: The day of your wedding will be the day I ascend to immortality!]

[President Pei: Just give the order, and I'll take down Old Deng.]

[No, this is way too much effort.]

It's clear that President Pei really needs this wife.

The trending topics started with the story of President Pei murdering his father, and then became increasingly outrageous.

Chairman Pei is suspected to be dying soon.

Chairman Pei confirmed dead

May Chairman Pei rest in peace on the long journey.

The city of Beijing, thousands of miles away.

Inside the hospital, Pei Tianming, who had just recovered and was about to check the financial news, opened Weibo only to find his screen filled with news of his own death.

"I am dead?"

"Hey, I'm alive again!"