I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

With the year-end approaching, Si Qian has been incredibly busy lately.

Her previous agency contract with Li's Media Company expired, and she and her former agent started their own business.

Director Zheng's new drama is in full swing of preparation. If all goes well, she will join the crew after the Chinese New Year. During this time, she will also need to familiarize herself with the script.

Following the conclusion of the dating reality show, a long-tail effect led to numerous endorsement deals being offered for collaborations.

With the high-intensity work and wedding preparations, Si Qian was spinning like a top, constantly on the go.

Pei Li wasn't much better off; he shuttled between home and the company, and meetings could last for hours.

Sometimes, even when two people live under the same roof, they can't see each other.

The day before Lunar New Year's Eve, Si Qian, who was exhausted, was finally able to rest.

When she got home that evening, she sprawled out on the sofa in a "spread-eagle" position and began to clear her mind.

My thoughts can't help but drift away.

Pei Li's birthday is in a few days, what gift should she give him?

I struggle with this every year, and I can't think of a suitable one.

So annoying!

Feeling increasingly overwhelmed, Si Qian simply sat up from the sofa and started contacting outside help on her phone.

Mr. Krabs Wants to Get Rich: [Ye Zi has a question for you. What would be a suitable gift for Pei Li's birthday?]

drop--

Chi Ye replied almost instantly.

He slapped the mute's sharp tongue repeatedly: "Buy a condom."

Si Qian: "?"

Upon seeing the words "message section," Si Qian paused for three seconds, then subconsciously checked if her Wi-Fi was lagging.

Because she always felt that there were still messages that hadn't been sent yet.

After waiting for a while, I confirmed that no further messages were received.

Si Qian then weakly sent two more words.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Clothes?]

This time, Chi Ye's reply was only a single, concise word.

He slapped the mute's sharp tongue repeatedly: [Set.]

Si Qian: "...?"

Please treat me kindly.

Are people in the city this direct nowadays?

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Do you have any decent gifts?]

Slapping that mute man's sharp tongue repeatedly: [Location: [Beijing Theme Hotel]]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Is there anything more respectable?]

Slapping that mute man's sharp tongue repeatedly: [Link: Couple's Date Gift Pack/Ambiguous/Exciting]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [?]

Girl, is this right?

This is wrong!

He slapped the mute's sharp tongue repeatedly: "Anything else?"

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I'm looking for a slightly more subtle gift.]

The one who slapped the mute's good mouth: "Yes, wait a minute, I'll ask my ex-girlfriend for a link."

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Okay, okay, thank you.]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [[WeChat Red Envelope: Thank you very much]]

After waiting for about three minutes, Chi Ye sent Si Qian a link to a mini-program.

Si Qian, unable to wait any longer, opened it and took a look—

[QQNY Official Store]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [What do I do?]

He slapped the mute's sharp tongue repeatedly: "I sell clothes."

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [When did Tencent start selling clothes?]

He slapped the mute man's sharp tongue repeatedly: "...selling underwear."

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: "Is it really appropriate for me to buy him this?"

He slapped the mute's sharp tongue repeatedly: "You're hopeless, you blockhead."

I don't understand why Chi Ye suddenly got angry.

Si Qian entered the store using the mini-program she sent.

After browsing around, Si Qian, whose face was already flushed, finally understood why Chi Ye called her a blockhead.

As a well-read person, she should have thought of this long ago...

It's all her fault for not realizing it; she thought it was a collaboration with Tencent.

I laughed at myself.

Chi Ye's suggestion was immediately rejected by Si Qian.

Si Qian switched to a married young woman and continued asking questions.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Help! What should I get my husband for his birthday?]

Mad Maggots in a Sea of ​​Dung: [You yourself.]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [In a more respectable way.]

A Sea of ​​Dung Maggots: [An unforgettable night.]

Si Qian: "..."

They're all so unreliable.

After thinking for two hours, Si Qian finally turned to her all-powerful WeChat Moments for help.

She blocked Pei Li from sending her a message—

Looking for a decent birthday gift for my partner.

Li Chuanze was the first to comment; he sent the message almost through gritted teeth.

Li: [Pack him with a 2L empty bottle, saying it's a cup, hoping he'll drink more water. Pack two insulated bags that come with milk tea, saying they're sturdy leather bags suitable for a trendy guy. Send him a refrigerator instruction manual. Send him several kilograms of rocks, symbolizing your rock-solid relationship; send him an Ultraman from a Kinder Surprise egg, saying he'll never have to envy others again. Also send him a leaky flashlight, saying it symbolizes shattering darkness with the power of thunder. Finally, remember to stuff in a pack of tissues to wipe away his tears of emotion; cash on delivery would be even better [smile] [smile]]

When Si Qian saw this comment, she remembered the pile of junk...gifts she had given him back then.

Mr. Krabs, wanting to get rich, replied to Li: 【Sorry, I don't collect junk.】

Li replied to Mr. Krabs's wish to get rich: 【??????】

Pei Li wouldn't accept junk, so he started accepting it?

Don't be so hypocritical!

Li Chuanze was so angry with Si Qian that he had stomach and heart pain.

But Si Qian kept chasing after the knife-cut noodles and killing them.

Mr. Krabs, who wants to get rich, replied to Li: [Little Knife, remember to come to our wedding and give a gift! [heart emoji]]

Mr. Crab, wanting to get rich, replied to Li: 【I know that as the dignified president of the Li Group, you wouldn't stoop to the level of a despicable person like me [handshake]】

Li Chuanze, flattered, wanted to refute, but he valued his pride even more.

Finally, all I could do was grit my teeth and reply: 【I will go!】

……

The thought of Xiao Dao breaking through her defenses made Si Qian feel great.

Meimei took a nap, and the next day Siqian and Peili went to the supermarket to shop together.

Pei Yi didn't go back to the old house during winter break; instead, he frequently visited their neighborhood.

It just so happened that Pei Li had already moved in with Si Qian, so the house across the street was given to Pei Yi to sleep in.

The three of them spent New Year's Eve together, and it was quite a joyful occasion.

At noon, Si Qian took out the couplets she had bought and planned to paste them on the door.

After gesturing with Pei Li at the door for a long time, they finally got the positions right.

"You hold it down, I'll stick it on!"

Si Qian stood at the door and aimed, just about to use the paste she had just made to stick it on.

Turning around, I realized that the bowl she had placed in the entryway was gone.

"Holy crap, where did my paste go?!"

Si Qian suddenly emitted a sharp, explosive sound.

Hearing the commotion, Pei Yi hurriedly grabbed a bowl and ran out.

"What's wrong, sister-in-law?!"

As he spoke, he scooped up a spoonful of mochi and put it in his mouth, starting to chew.

The more Si Qian looked at his bowl, the more familiar it seemed.

A dead pig poked its head out and stared at Pei Yi, asking:

"what are you eating?"

Pei Yi chewed and chewed: "Mochi..."

"You're eating the paste I used to stick the couplets together!!!"

pat-

The sturdy porcelain bowl fell onto the carpet, spun around once, and came to rest at Si Qian's feet.

Pei Yi felt as if he had been struck by lightning; he hadn't even had time to swallow the mouthful of paste.

Pei Li: "The most useless thing in the house ate the most useful thing."