I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Pei Li, who was carrying the noodles, saw Si Qian and her witty banter and asked her, "What are you doing?"

Si Qian moved her deluxe version of snail rice noodles, complete with sausage and egg, to her side, picked up her chopsticks, and started slurping the noodles while making up a story:

"I want to know how to earn a million a year with legitimate means."

Pei Li sat opposite her and asked Si Qian, "Isn't this simple?"

Si Qian, who was slurping noodles, paused, swallowed the noodles in her mouth, and then looked up. Her eager and enthusiastic gaze seemed to want to devour Pei Lisheng.

Si Qian: "Speak more carefully!"

Pei Li: "If you deposit 60 million in the bank, the interest for a year will be about one million."

Si Qian's fist hardened: "...If I had 60 million, would you need to tell me?"

Pei Li: "Don't worry, I also have a way to earn 60 million."

Si Qian: “Tell me more about it.”

Pei Li: "Deposit 40 billion into the bank."

"..."

The old lady really got under the covers and made me laugh.

If she had 40 billion, she'd order KFC meals separately, drink yogurt without licking the lid, and throw away any extra bottles.

Si Qian: "That's a good suggestion. Don't make the same suggestion again next time."

Pei Li: "Wait, why don't you listen to one last suggestion?"

Si Qian: "Will I marry you?"

He had already anticipated his prediction.

Pei Li kindly reminded him, "Mr. Crab, we've already registered our marriage."

"Oh……"

I am now a married young woman.

Si Qian scratched her messy hair and apologized sheepishly, "I had no experience with weddings, I'll definitely remember next time!"

As she spoke, she clasped her hands together in a prayer-like gesture.

Pei Li's smile froze: "You want a next time?"

"No, no!"

Si Qian, having said the wrong thing again, waved her hands and shook her head, and then shut her mouth.

Her emotional intelligence is neither high nor low; she's just right at realizing when she says something wrong.

By the time I realize I've said something wrong, it's already too late.

In such an awkward atmosphere, Si Qian abruptly changed the subject.

"Now that we've got our marriage certificate, I think it's time to put some things on the agenda."

"Wedding?"

Congratulations, you got it right!

She's been thinking about the wedding ever since she sat down.

Neither she nor Pei Li had family, but they did have a few friends.

We could have a party-themed wedding then, so everyone could get together...

In reality, Si Qian felt that with their connections, they might not be able to gather enough people to set up dozens of tables.

Si Qian propped her chin on her hand and asked him, "How about we invite a few of our close friends?"

Pei Li was somewhat surprised, and then seriously considered what she said.

"It's not that it's impossible, it's just..."

"But what?"

"I thought you were planning to throw a big party with dozens of tables and collect money as gifts."

His reminder made Si Qian suddenly realize something, and she slammed her hand on the table and stood up.

"That's right, how come I didn't think of that!"

Who cares whether others come or not?

She can send out invitations and collect a bunch of money as gifts.

"Baby, you're a genius!" Si Qian praised without reservation.

A flash of inspiration struck her, and she instantly had a great idea.

"What do you think about us hosting a dozen or so banquets?"

Si Qian had already envisioned a traveling banquet in her mind.

Pei Li naturally gave his full support to Si Qian's imaginative ideas, but he had one question for her.

"What to do about more than a dozen banquets?"

Si Qian, sitting opposite, cleared her throat.

She wanted to laugh just thinking about what she was going to say later.

"You can marry Si Qian, the actress, Si Qian, the driver, Si Qian, the chef, Si Qian, the singer, Si Qian, the lawyer, Si Qian, the master... each once."

"...?"

Pei Li: "Are you sure?"

I've heard of concert tours, but never of wedding tours.

"It can be added to the alternative options."

Si Qian did not force him to accept it; this could be implemented as an alternative plan.

It's just a little unethical.

Pei Li silently poured himself a glass of water, took a sip, and lowered his eyelids to seriously consider the feasibility.

Si Qian continued chattering away: "I'll bring my own MC, singers, hosts, chefs, makeup artists, and car fleet for the wedding banquet. You don't need to worry about that. Just show up on the wedding day!"

She standing alone is like a dragon.

After listening, Pei Li paused, the water in his cup overflowing slightly, wetting his clothes, but he didn't care much.

He reached out and tugged at Si Qian's sleeve, and only spoke after a long while.

"Mr. Krabs, let's not skimp on this."

I'm not that poor yet.

After thinking it over, the domineering Si Qian decided to spoil him this once.

So he clapped his hands and said, "No problem!"

The two of them spent the entire afternoon discussing this matter.

The discussion of the wedding arrangements was incredibly nerve-wracking.

Si Qian's wicked and terrible ideas kept popping up one after another.

Each of these scenarios sounds like it would get you beaten up.

With the procedures agreed upon, the next step is to discuss the wedding room hardware and betrothal gifts.

It was just that Si Qian bought hardware for the other party.

She hasn't given up on the idea of ​​having Pei Li marry into her family.

However, Pei Li himself was enjoying himself and didn't care much about these details.

-

In the afternoon, at a luxury store, Si Qian planned to choose a pair of rings as her wedding rings.

One of the crown-shaped rings caught her eye.

Si Qian tried it on her hand and thought it was just so-so.

It's still a bit inferior to the one Pei Li gave me last time.

After trying for a long time, I still couldn't find a suitable one.

Seeing her downcast expression, the salesperson smiled and said, "Miss, if you haven't found a suitable style, you can also choose to have it custom-made. Let's exchange contact information..."

Si Qian, sitting in the reception room, pulled her mask up and took out her phone.

"Row."

After successfully adding the salesperson as a friend, Si Qian went to another store to buy something else.

The two had barely left the store when the clerk transformed into a madman, grabbing her colleague's shoulders and shaking him excitedly.

Do you know who those two people were?

The dozing colleague instantly woke up and asked, "Who is it? Who is it?"

"Ahhhh!"

"My shipper, who lost money on the shipping, is buying a wedding ring!"

"And I was the one who received them, and I even added their contact information!!!"

A colleague who doesn't care about the entertainment industry:

"Very popular?"

"That's crazy!"

"..."

Si Qian knew nothing about what happened after she left.

At this moment, she was holding Pei Li's arm, touching his hand and pinching his forearm, occasionally saying a few flirtatious words.

"Honey, once you're married into my Si family, you can relax. I won't even say a word if you sleep until 5 PM!"

Si Qian felt like a pervert who was bullying an innocent married man.

Pei Li readily agreed: "Then I'll try to sleep until five o'clock."

"Love you!"

……

Over the next few days, Si Qian practically acted out a scene of domineering beggars spoiling their children rotten.

She spent all of her remaining savings.

Then he pinned her against the wall, pulled out a bouquet of roses, and greasy-looking eyebrows—

"Do men like clean women?"

"My pockets are completely empty!"