I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Si Qian made a full bowl of paste, which Pei Yi ate like mochi, leaving only the bottom.

"Brother... I'm %￥@?!％/↗"

Feeling as if struck by lightning, Pei Yi opened his mouth, but a mouthful of paste made him unable to speak properly.

Pei Li, who was holding the couplets and preparing to paste them up, couldn't bear to look at them.

That perfectly illustrates what it means to have a brain full of mush.

Unfortunately, the young couple both had equally venomous tongues.

Si Qian: "What will you eat after you've eaten the Spring Festival couplets?"

Pei Yi, speechless: "..."

They were so anxious that their hands were practically blurring out a blur when they were gesturing to their child.

Pei Yi wanted to explain, but the paste stuck to his upper palate and he couldn't swallow it for a long time.

Seeing that the little paste left wasn't enough for her to paste a couplet, Si Qian simply went home and started looking for tape.

This year's couplets were handwritten by Si Qian from someone he found on the roadside.

Horizontal scroll: It's okay.

First line: Another day has passed.

The second line: It's already great.

Instead of pasting the character "福" (fortune) in the middle, she drew an abstract cartoon snake.

This year has come to an end.

Standing at the door, looking at the couplets she had painstakingly pasted up, Si Qian was filled with emotion.

"Time flies."

Another year has passed in the blink of an eye.

Pei Li, standing beside her, chimed in, "Yes."

Si Qian nodded: "You've grown so much in the blink of an eye."

Pei Li: "?"

What kind of abstract statement is this?

After putting up the couplets, it was time to eat lunch.

The three of them sat in Si Qian's living room and ordered fried chicken and hamburgers for delivery.

While munching on fried chicken, Si Qian reminded the two, "We still have to visit the old family home for the New Year later, so don't eat too much. Save some room for a good meal when we get there!"

I'll just go over there tonight and freeload a meal; I'll have something to eat for now.

Old Pei's side has all sorts of good stuff.

"no problem!"

"Okay, sister-in-law!"

The two brothers answered in unison.

Pei Yi had no idea that Si Qian was exploiting his own father.

After lunch, Pei Yi couldn't wait to reach out his hand and smile obsequiously at his brother and sister-in-law.

"Brother and sister-in-law, you two are truly a perfect match, a match made in heaven, a divinely ordained union. I wish you a long and happy life together, a lifelong bond of love and harmony, mutual respect and affection, and an intertwined life!"

He spoke it all in one breath without even taking a breath.

Even Si Qian herself was stunned by what she heard.

Good lad, it's a real shame he's not a host with that kind of eloquence.

Who said Pei Yi isn't smart?

Isn't that good?

Impressed by Pei Yi's talent, Si Qian immediately gave him a red envelope containing 10,000 yuan.

Pei Yi was all smiles after receiving the money.

"Thank you so much, sister-in-law!!!"

Pei Li immediately transferred three million to Pei Yi's account.

Pei Yi was overjoyed: "Thank you, brother!"

He'll go pay the deposit for the sports car he's got his eye on in a bit!

……

In the afternoon, the three of them did a quick cleaning of the house.

Si Qian was called away by her agent to sign a contract, while Pei Li took Pei Yi out first to check for any omissions and buy some clothes.

The ready-made clothes in luxury boutiques are not as good as those hand-tailored and customized by a tailor. Pei Yi picked out two pieces to try on and felt that the style was far from what he usually wore.

It made him look like a skinny chicken wearing a big mink coat, the clothes almost suffocating him, so I took the initiative to pick out a long black coat for my brother.

"Brother, why don't you try this one on?"

He felt that his brother's supermodel figure made everything look good on him.

The shop assistant had already tactfully brought over the dress that Pei Yi had pointed to. Pei Li thought that Si Qian would not be here for a while, so he went to try on the dress first.

In the reception room, the store manager personally delivered a fruit platter.

Pei Yi had barely eaten two bites when he started to doze off, his eyelids drooping uncontrollably.

Click——

The fitting room door was opened from the inside.

Hearing the noise, Pei Yi opened his eyes and looked in that direction.

In just one second, he regained consciousness.

The man's face was like a masterpiece meticulously crafted by Nuwa, so perfect that it had no flaws. He was like a celestial being who had stepped out of a painting, exuding a coldness and aloofness that kept people at a distance.

The long black coat he was wearing drew all attention to his face, and only then to his clothes.

It must be said that Pei Li wore this outfit very well; with his broad shoulders, long legs, and superior physique, he was captivating just by standing there.

Foreign luxury ready-to-wear brands typically use foreign models with excellent body proportions, but when Pei Li wore the clothes, the models looked like customers in a buyer's show.

Pei Yi couldn't help but sigh that the perfection of fashion really does depend on one's appearance.

This will surely seduce his sister-in-law.

In fact, Pei Li did take a photo in front of the mirror before going to Si Qian.

Plankton steals the secret recipe: "What do you think of my purchase of this outfit?"

Below is a photo that I carefully took from the right angle.

Si Qian, who had just finished her work, replied almost instantly.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I have a slight feeling about it.]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: [What's it like? Tell me more.]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Feels a bit small.]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: [...]

Well, this is truly a case of throwing a flirtatious glance at a blind man.

Plankton steals the secret formula: [Where are we? Are you on the bus yet?]

Si Qian opened the taxi door and replied—

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [He slept with me.]

Upon seeing the message, Pei Li's mind went blank for a few seconds before he quickly replied.

Plankton steals the secret recipe: [Now? Isn't that inappropriate?]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: "How about tonight?"

Si Qian had just given her driver the destination and opened her phone, feeling like the sky had fallen.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [I meant I'm on the bus!]

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [Pour out all that color stuff from your brain!]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: [Oh...]

Si Qian, whose head was buzzing with anger, really didn't know what he was thinking all day long.

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: [How much are the clothes?]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: [170,000.]

Si Qian, who was about to act as a domineering CEO and transfer money to make him buy it, paused at the tip of his finger on the screen.

How many?

170,000?!

Why don't you go and grab it!

Mr. Krabs wants to get rich: […suddenly it doesn't look so good anymore.]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: [I've already paid the bill, and I bought one for you too.]

Plankton steals the secret recipe: [To be worn as a couple's item.]

Si Qian's heart was bleeding, but she still verbally agreed.

170,000...

It's the same as saying seventeen yuan.

Following Si Qian's lament about the sudden riches and poverty of the poor: "Luxury goods certainly don't prey on the poor."

-

Based on the location sent by Pei Li, Si Qian arrived at the entrance of a supermarket and successfully met up with the two people.

The supermarket was quite crowded today, so the three of us only picked out some carbonated drinks, yogurt, and snacks.

We'll be relying on Pei Tianming to survive during the New Year's Eve dinner later.

I wonder what delicious food they're making at the old house now.

Little did they know that Pei Tianming and Ye Tinglan were going through a lot of agonizing decisions, unsure whether to prepare the New Year's Eve dinner.