I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Chapter 28 I remember I just gave you face.

Fu Xiao, standing to the side, was practically dying of laughter.

Suddenly I realized that this illness wasn't such a bad thing after all.

But soon he stopped laughing.

Because the next second, Director Zheng announced today's tasks.

"Dear guests, we will be spending the night on the mountaintop tonight. The production team has prepared sleeping bags, compressed biscuits, and drinking water. Please choose what to bring up the mountain yourself."

I knew it...

Is an emotional suitcase the most useful?

Isn't that tomahawk steak better than compressed biscuits?

What role does chewing gum play? I'd like to ask!

After a moment of silence, the four groups of guests each began to choose what they needed to bring.

A sleeping bag is definitely a must, followed by drinking water.

The production team did not provide backpacks, which meant that the participants had to figure out how to increase or decrease the amount of food and water they carried themselves.

Si Qian and Pei Li had a suitcase, which made things much easier. They managed to fit two sleeping bags in the suitcase and still had some space left for water and food.

Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue took water and sleeping bags, since who would eat biscuits when there's steak?

Sheng Chi and Lü Yao are both celebrities who need to maintain their figures, so dieting is a regular occurrence for them. Not eating for a day won't have a big impact, and chewing gum can ensure that they don't have low blood sugar, so it's quite useful.

The most pitiful ones were Fu Xiao and Liu Ye. With limited manpower, Fu Xiao decided to carry the sleeping bag herself, while Liu Ye filled her pockets with food and carried several bottles of water.

The eight of them set off towards the summit.

The four male guests were secretly competing with each other, and now it was time to test their physical strength; whoever was out of breath first would be exhausted first.

Pei Li was the most relaxed, dragging himself up the handle.

Even Si Qian had to praise the quality of this suitcase when she saw it.

Just like Fu Xiao, even stabbing him eight times wouldn't have stopped him.

Is he a idiot?

That's so difficult!

tui!

It's true that evil people live a long life, while good people don't live long.

Perhaps unable to bear seeing Si Qian having a moment of leisure, the comments section started acting up again!

[Wait, why is Si Gou so relaxed? Everyone else at least took something, why is she empty-handed?]

[Because your partner is too weak to carry, you have to trouble the female guests.]

Seeing that Mu Weiyue beside him was sullen, Li Chuanze assumed she was unhappy. He glanced at Si Qian seemingly casually, then wrapped his arm around Mu Weiyue's slender wrist.

"Yueyue, are you too tired?"

"No, it's because there are no fish for me to catch on the mountain."

Mu Weiyue shook her head with a gloomy face, and huffed and puffed as she walked upstairs carrying the things in her hands.

Li Chuanze adjusted his posture at this moment, picked up the sleeping bag with one hand, and squatted down in front of Mu Weiyue:

"Come up."

The live chat instantly erupted in excitement:

[Aaaaaaaah, I'm alive! My favorite ship is giving us some sweet moments!]

"Even after I've been dead for ten years, my eyes are still red when I'm dug out. Why is there such a good man as President Li in this world! Let me date one!"

[Yueyue's face is so red, this old mother is overjoyed! I need to exit and watch some videos to calm down!]

[How could my ship be fake! I'm fake, but they can't be fake either! I'm going to stay up all night writing 100,000 words of fanfiction!]

You guys didn't see how envious Si Qian was! It was hilarious; she's probably feeling incredibly jealous and resentful!

Li Chuanze and Mu Weiyue sweetly sprinkle sugar

Li Chuanze said

Mu Weiyue blushed

Several related terms rose to prominence simultaneously, dominating the trending searches.

Marketing accounts jumped in to repost, and the super topic became as lively as during the Chinese New Year.

Fu Xiao said sarcastically, "Some people shouldn't even think about things that don't belong to them."

Si Qian turned her head and spoke meaningfully:

"Fu Xiao, do you like Li Chuanze? You seem to care about him more than I do. Are you two having an affair?"

Upon hearing this, Fu Xiao immediately jumped up and shouted, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

His relationship with Brother Li is purely platonic!

Si Qian ignored him completely and continued talking to herself: "It's not a big deal for a man to sell his buttocks. A real man has a big butt. It's a matter of love. If you like someone, you should go for it."

Unable to bear it any longer, Li Chuanze turned around and warned, "Si Qian, that's enough!"

Si Qian touched her stomach and replied irrelevantly, "Actually, I'm still a little hungry."

After speaking, Si Qian walked up to Fu Xiao. Fu Xiao thought Si Qian was going to hit him, so he subconsciously shrank his neck.

Si Qian patted his shoulder with one hand:

"It doesn't matter if you can't hold your poop when you're old. As long as you feel good first, then you really feel good. Your body's sensations can't lie to you."

Your butt is a wonderful thing, besides pooping—

It can still be sold.

It's just that I'm prone to hemorrhoids.

Thinking this through, Si Qian didn't wait for him to speak, and even thoughtfully came up with a solution:

"Hey kid, how about I get you a dragon for your birthday next year?"

Liu Ye asked, not wanting to be outdone, "What kind of dragon?"

Si Qian: "Ma Yinglong."

My cerebellum shrank slightly [like a nine-turn intestine].

[Ma Yinglong: Am I considered a dragon too? [Surprised]]

[Girl, are you even speaking human language?]

Now I can finally have some peace and quiet.

Li Chuanze carried Mu Weiyue on his back, glancing at Si Qian's reaction every now and then.

He couldn't understand why Si Qian, who clearly loved him to the core, was now acting like they didn't know each other.

Mu Weiyue, who was lying on Li Chuanze's back, could tell that he had reached his limit.

Seeing the sweat on Li Chuanze's forehead and the bulging veins on his arms, Mu Weiyue panicked and clung tightly to Li Chuanze's neck with both hands:

"Brother, you can fall down, but don't let me fall down."

"rest assured!"

Liu Ye and Lü Yao cast slightly envious glances their way.

Li Chuanze straightened his back.

Click——

I've strained my back!

Upon hearing a crisp sound, Mu Weiyue immediately asked with concern:

"Brother, are you okay?"

Li Chuanze rubbed his lower back with one hand, stubbornly refusing to admit his mistake.

"No...no, he's not dead..."

Just as the entire internet was praising Li Chuanze as a true man who dotes on his wife, Si Qian walked towards Pei Li.

"Boss Rogue!"

Mr. Krabs!

After a round of friendly greetings and pleasantries, Si Qian got straight to the point.

"are you tired?"

[Help? Is this woman trying to copy Chuan Yue's style?]

[Why does this copycat learn everything? Is she the reincarnation of Dolly the cloned sheep?]

[I can't stand it anymore, it's really just industrial saccharin, isn't it?]

"No... a little."

Pei Li was about to shake his head, but changed his mind when he saw the winking expression on his face.

[Hilarious, got rejected, huh!]

[I could already foresee Si Qian's embarrassed and ashamed expression.]

……

Si Qian was satisfied.

Without saying a word, she walked up to Pei Li, picked up his suitcase with one hand, squatted down in front of him, reached behind her, and lifted him up on her back in a swift motion. She even weighed him up a couple of times and gave the sweaty Li Chuanze the middle finger.

"Look at you, all weak and listless. I'll buy you two bottles of kidney tonics with cash on delivery in the same city later."

After saying that, she ignored Pei Li's struggles and carried him directly up the mountain.

The director was dumbfounded, netizens were stunned, and the guests were left speechless.

Girl, are you crazy?

The screen was flooded with comments, a sea of question marks:

【? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[A domineering... forceful love for a domineering wife?]

That brat has some nerve!

[Shrimp looking at a computer.jpg]

As Si Qian walked up the steps, she imitated Li Chuanze's slurred speech.

Si Qian: "Was I cool just now, sis?"

Pei Li was speechless: "Handsome."