I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Si Qian immediately dropped her playful and smiling demeanor.

[Previous second: Hehe, Next second: No hehe.]

[I must say, it's quite powerful.]

Is it possible that Si Qian previously worked part-time as a hiking companion? I once hired a hiking companion for 400 yuan a day, and that girl looked a bit like Si Qian.

To prove that people wouldn't believe it, the account owner even posted a photo on their homepage.

Fans and passersby who rushed to see the commotion after hearing the news compared the woman's figure in the photo with Si Qian's figure and came to a conclusion.

It's the same person.

Even Assistant Director Wu couldn't help but sigh at this moment:

"Awesome, it has to be Teacher Strong!"

She can be seen everywhere.

The Money-Losing Couple's Sweet Princess Back

Suddenly, I saw Mr. Krabs carrying Plankton on his back.

These two entries successfully squeezed out the top spot on the leaderboard. A group of netizens on the forum were curious about the origin of Plankton and Mr. Krabs, while a group of stock market investors directly promoted their own money-losing CP.

Some unsuspecting Chuan Yue fans arrived with their cannons, ready to start a fight, but they didn't expect that this princess was actually carrying them.

In the live stream recording, Si Qian carried Pei Li all the way to the top of the mountain without even breaking a sweat.

Of course, netizens can't see her breathing, since Si Qian likes to pretend to be dead.

The punk boss, forced to lie on Si Qian's back, looked utterly aggrieved.

Pei Li was already taller than Si Qian, especially with that big guy, and he also had a cold and aloof face. The contrast was hilarious no matter how you looked at it.

Along the way, Si Qian could clearly feel several X-rays about to pierce through her from behind.

Turning around, all I saw was the ashen-faced knife-cut noodles and the hateful gazes of the idiot boy and the rascal.

By the time they reached the summit, everyone was exhausted.

After we packed our things, the production team provided ice to help us cool off.

"Go get some ice!"

In a place out of the camera's view, Si Qian, her mouth dry, squatted under the shade of a tree, directing Pei Li.

Pei Li got up and went towards the direction of the director's team, bringing back a full glass of ice.

Looking at the ice blocks still emitting a steady stream of cold air, Si Qian stared at Pei Li for a few seconds with the look of someone scrutinizing a fake, then pointed to the foot of the mountain:

"Do you see that open space down there?"

Pei Li looked in the direction she was pointing and said, "I see it."

"You, go down and open a Luckin Coffee shop."

"Take your ice cubes and go be the store manager tomorrow."

"..."

"No, I think it's more suitable for me to join the army."

As he spoke, Pei Li put down the ice cubes in his hand, took out a bottle of water, unscrewed the cap, and handed it to Si Qian.

Si Qian picked up the bottle and gulped down most of it before her throat finally felt a little better.

"What kind of soldier do you want to be? A neurotic soldier?"

"It's Mixue Bingcheng."

Si Qian rolled her eyes and cursed inwardly that this person was crazy.

At this moment, Pei Li suddenly squatted down, grabbed her hand, and before Si Qian could shout "indecent assault," he placed a towel under the ice cubes that had just been brought over and pressed it near her wrist.

"What are you doing?"

"Don't you have tenosynovitis and your wrist hurts?"

Pei Li didn't even look up. He squatted down opposite Si Qian and pressed the ice pack onto the spot where Si Qian had cried out in pain for a while.

Because there was a towel on the outside, it wasn't bone-chillingly cold, but rather a cool sensation similar to having borneol and mint applied to the skin.

Si Qian quietly squatted opposite him. After applying the ointment, Pei Li found a few more acupoints and pressed and massaged them with his fingertips for a while.

The pain was distracted, and her tone was teasing and probing:

"Your technique is quite skillful. Do you massage people often?"

The man opposite her glanced at her casually, understood her unspoken meaning, stopped what he was doing, and said seriously:

"Not familiar with it, I just learned it a couple of days ago."

After pressing the ointment, Pei Li magically produced another ointment.

Si Qian was dumbfounded, and instinctively glanced into his pocket, feeling like a thief stealing something.

"What other good stuff do you have?"

Pei Li reached into his pocket, but found nothing.

He glanced around a few times, and then a thought suddenly struck him—

Hey↘↗↑

Got it!

Pei Li swiftly plucked the noisy cicada from the nearby tree and placed it in Si Qian's hand.

Three seconds later, a shrill scream rang out from the mountaintop.

Just as Li Chuanze was holding a glass of iced water, intending to find a place to rest, a cicada flew in from afar and, accompanied by a nearby scream, landed steadily in the water with a splash.

Just as Li Chuanze was about to drink water, he was forced to stare at the cicada flapping its wings.

squeak--

The cicadas splashed around in the water, spraying water all over Li Chuanze's face.

Si Qian, who should have been under the shade of a tree, suddenly did a flourish of her hands and took off on the spot.

[I never expected my strong teacher to know how to do the "social dance"!]

[Great talent! Join my family and let's rock out together! Earning over 10,000 a month is not a dream!]

[Strong's soprano voice stunned the Chinese music scene.]

……

After everything was packed up, everyone assembled according to the director's instructions.

"Today's task is for everyone to take a series of photos of your partner. The theme is sunrise and sunset. The winner of the next game will get to choose the latest photography props first."

Next, Director Wu will announce the game rules.

"A game of eating bread back and forth. It's rock-paper-scissors. The loser runs back and forth, and the winner has to eat the bread in front of them when the other person runs back. Whoever finishes eating first wins."

The game begins with the four groups of guests drawing lots to compete in pairs, and the remaining winners then compete in the final round.

Round 1 —

Si Qian vs Fu Xiao

Mu Weiyue vs Sheng Chi

[Oh no, it seems like the two girls don't have much of an advantage.]

My teacher is as strong as an ox; a mere loaf of bread is no problem for him!

As the game began, Fu Xiao gave Si Qian a wicked smile.

You're doomed to lose!

Hearing his harsh words, Si Qian simply rolled up her sleeves and showed off her biceps to the camera.

Fu Xiao's face turned pale, and he fell silent.

Assistant Director Wu blows the whistle—

"Three, two, one!"

"start!"

"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"

Fu Xiao extended her scissors, and Si Qian extended her two white bone claws.

Her gestures resembled cloth, a knife, and a stone.

"Teacher Si, may I ask what's wrong with you...?"

"This is a stone."

Si Qian lied without batting an eye, her face completely calm.

Fu Xiao angrily cursed at Si Qian: "Have you no shame at all?"

[This is hilarious! I've heard of a master key, but never a master hand gesture.]

To be honest, I'm not one to take this lying down.

"That doesn't count, start over!"

After being vetoed by Director Zheng, the two clashed again.

This time, Si Qian is the cloth, and Fu Xiao is the scissors.

Si Qian turned and ran back. Fu Xiao grabbed the bread on the table and shoved it into her mouth. She caught a glimpse of the bread on Si Qian's table out of the corner of her eye, took it, and hid it.

[666, my Xiao-ge is so smart!]

Si Qian was dumbfounded! This is what you call wisdom!

When Si Qian ran back, she found that the bread on her table was gone, while Fu Xiao, with half a loaf of bread stuffed in her mouth, was struggling to swallow it down, and she didn't forget to provoke Si Qian.

Si Qian's mind went blank, her rationality snapped, and she let out a howl as she lunged forward.

"Aaaaaaaahh ...

Si Qian's movements were too fast to stop; she reached out and tried to choke Fu Xiao, grabbing his neck and shaking him violently.

"Spit it out!!"

Fu Xiao choked so hard her eyes rolled back, the bread stuck in her throat, and she still had to face Si Qian's attack:

"Stop...stop picking at it!"

"If you don't spit it out today, I'll gouge your eyes out!"