I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.
Chapter 27 People's Hearts Are Too Cold, I Dare Not Touch Them
At this moment, Si Qian, sitting in the car, ignored the insults on the screen and turned to look at the man who had been sleeping with his eyes closed since he got in the car.
Pei Li was lying back in his chair with his arms crossed, covering his face with a financial magazine to block out the light.
"Hey! Plankton, are you asleep?"
A pair of slender, well-proportioned fingers removed the magazine from her face, casually holding it in her hand. Her captivating eyes looked over, her alluring peach blossom eyes fixed on Si Qian with a half-smile.
He said, slowly and deliberately, "Yeah, I'm asleep."
Si Qian turned her head away from the other person's gaze: "Get up and go back to sleep."
Pei Li's lips unconsciously curled up, his voice casual as he spoke, each word deliberate and deliberate:
"Okay, Mr. Krabs."
"You're welcome, Mr. Rogue."
Si Qian retorted, not to be outdone.
Netizens who rushed to the live stream to watch the excitement after hearing the news were stunned by what they saw.
Didn't they say the money-losing couple was just a publicity stunt?
[?? I don't understand, so I'm asking. Aren't these two supposed to have a bad relationship?]
[That's really bad, Mr. Krabs and Plankton are arch-enemies, aren't they?]
[The more immoral the pairing, the better.]
[Can't you see that Si Qian is just trying to take advantage of him? Doesn't President Pei want to embarrass her?]
[This gluttonous girl eats everything! She'll break her teeth!]
Upon arriving at the recording venue, the area outside the cordon was packed with people, with even fans filming from the trees.
The two couples, Chuan Yue and Pei Qian, are now evenly matched.
The fans on both sides were arguing fiercely, and it's unclear who started it, but they actually started fighting.
After everyone got off the bus, the outside was already in complete chaos, and even dozens of security guards couldn't stop it.
Ugh!
Si Qian let out a small sigh, which was heard by Pei Li who was standing next to her.
"Mr. Crab, do you feel too much pressure from the crazy fans?" Pei Li asked jokingly.
Si Qian stood there casually, merely curving her lips into a slight smile:
"The greater the stress, the larger the medical records."
As she spoke, she spat out the chewing gum from her mouth.
"The pressure in China is too great. After thinking about it for a long time, I decided to go abroad after recording the show. My visa has already been processed."
Pei Li: "Which country are you going to?"
Si Qian: "Heaven."
Living is too hard, but dying is easy.
If you take a knife and slit your own throat, and you're lucky, your house might become a haunted house after you die, and the surrounding property prices might even drop.
If you don't like someone, you can drag them down with you.
[Hahaha, those who understood are already in tears.]
I want to die, but I can't bear to part with the two coins in my pocket.
[Si Qian portrays my daily mental state as feeling like a living person on the verge of death.]
Director Zheng anticipated being scolded again upon seeing the chaotic scene before him. He felt dizzy and his vision blurred, but Assistant Director Wu behind him caught him quickly.
"Youqian~"
"Mei Qian~"
"Don't faint!"
Director Zheng was deeply moved. He patted Director Wu on the shoulder and was about to say "Good brother" when he heard Assistant Director Wu continue—
"Let me faint first."
After saying that, without giving Director Zheng any chance to react, he collapsed headfirst into the other person's arms.
Director Wu was carried off the stage, and Si Qianzhi was stunned.
When Mu Weiyue saw Si Qian step forward and even snatch the microphone from the production crew, she immediately became nervous: "Sister, what are you doing?"
Sheng Chi pulled Mu Weiyue back: "Ignore her."
Si Qian took a few steps forward and stood inside the cordon, only ten meters away from the fans outside.
The fan war between the two groups was not over yet, and when Si Qian stepped forward, they all looked over.
Si Qian lived up to expectations, picked up the microphone, and pressed it against his face to unleash her ultimate attack:
"Stop fighting!"
"All the couples you guys ship are fake!"
One sentence was enough to instantly break down the defenses of fans.
[Is Si Qian crazy? She started breaking up couples after her defenses crumbled?]
Why did she break up our couple and drag us young lovers into it? Chuan Yue did it eight times a night, okay?!
[Is Si Qian mentally ill?]
[A house can be rebuilt, but Si Qian, you've truly built the most that can't be rebuilt!]
The fans of the various couples at the scene stopped arguing and started criticizing Si Qian, asking if she was sick.
Sheng Chi was a little annoyed by the noise from the fans outside. He glared at Si Qian, then looked away and lit a cigarette.
Lu Yao rubbed her temples and said to Mu Weiyue with envy:
"It's best to have a partner you know well."
She was genuinely annoyed by Sheng Chi's arrogance, conceit, and chauvinism.
Mu Weiyue raised an eyebrow and said quietly without making a sound:
"Xiao Sheng is alright. Although his character isn't great, his personality isn't good, and his manners are questionable, at least he's presentable. Even when he smokes, he does it with a certain flair."
Lu Yao remained silent. So, after listing them all, there wasn't a single redeeming quality?
"You still have to be thin. When a thin person smokes, it gives off a sense of melancholy and decadence, like something out of a youth literature novel. When a fat person smokes, people feel like they'll be secretly called 'smoked pig's head'."
Si Qian suddenly appeared from behind the two of them and casually pointed to Director Zheng, who was also smoking behind them.
Director Zheng, who was subtly implied, was speechless.
I'm so sad, I really want to hide in the toilet and cry, but I find that every toilet has poop in it.
[Director Zheng woke up in the middle of the night: Is Si Qian sick?!]
This woman's mental state isn't just far ahead; she's completely gone mad.
[It was my insistence that I drank the pills and lost money! It was my insistence that I imagined it all! Blame me if you must!]
Losing money is redemption, losing money is reality, losing money is breaking free from the cocoon, losing money is the future, losing money is youth, losing money is falling into a trap, losing money is longing, losing money is the origin, losing money is the white moonlight, losing money is a destiny calamity, losing money is a fairy tale. With Si Qian as the center, Pei Li as the radius, "Love You Till I Die" as the circumference, stocks as the area, and the losing couple as the meridian, it is perfection!
[Si Qian's fans are just like their idol; they're all fucking crazy!]
I wouldn't even dare to look at it if it were posted...
Play is back, play is back.
We still need to make money.
After maintaining order on set, the production team set up their equipment and continued filming.
"In the last episode, the prop owners were identified as the Lose Money Couple, Chuan Yue Couple, and Yao Chi Couple. Unfortunately, our Night Snack Couple was unable to redeem the final prop due to unforeseen circumstances."
"Next, let's reveal the actual object!"
At Director Zheng's command, several men in black slowly stepped forward carrying trays.
I have a feeling the production team is going to produce something huge.
Given the show's track record, it's hard to say.
……
Props revealed—
Xuanyuan Treasure Box – a suitcase.
"Qi Chong Dou Niu" (气冲斗牛) – chewing gum.
Pangu Battle Axe - Battle Axe Steak.
Si Qian:Oo
Pei Li: (@_@)
"Excuse me, is this...?"
It took Mu Weiyue a long time to find her voice.
Director Zheng pushed up his glasses, revealing a sly smile:
"Props."
You little punks, just wait till I get my hands on you!
The most gloating were Fu Xiao and Liu Ye.
"Brother Sheng, this chewing gum is quite interesting."
"..."
I knew the show's producers were like that.
[If you don't understand, just ask: What is this tool used for?]
[Replying to the person upstairs, are you trying to make us laugh?]
Director Zheng, who holds grudges, immediately leaned over and asked, "Qian, are you upset because something's on your mind?"
"The water is too hot for me to drink, and the people's hearts are too cold for me to touch."
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