I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Chapter 15 Your Farm Has a Message!

"These days, even divorces are subject to license plate restrictions. You tell me, good things aren't so easy to get."

Si Qian rubbed her small hands together and cheekily made a heart shape with her hands towards Sheng Chi.

Having been rebuked, Sheng Chi lost face and, without thinking, publicly criticized Si Qian:

"Women are supposed to be good wives and mothers, that's only natural—"

Snapped!

Before he could finish speaking, Si Qian's slap landed on his face first.

With a burst of energy, the crisp, melodious sound was so soothing and delightful.

"roll!"

I'm too lazy to waste words with him; taking action is much more effective than reasoning.

She's the kind of person who will fight back if hit and talk back if insulted.

They can't stand the slightest grievance.

As for those idiot netizens, let them comment however they want.

Anyway, once you're dead, you're just a handful of dust, who will recognize you?

Let’s feel good first and then talk about it.

Sheng Chi covered his face and clenched his fists, perhaps because he was intimidated by the camera, or perhaps because he couldn't beat them.

In short, he could only glare at Si Qian helplessly.

Si Qian pointed at Sheng Chi and said to Pei Li, who was standing next to him:

"See? Only incompetent men are bullies at home."

In this situation, a beating will make them behave.

Seeing that he couldn't persuade Si Qian, Sheng Chi simply turned to Pei Li for justice:

"President Pei, to be fair, it's not appropriate for you and your partner to take action in public."

Unfortunately, his plan was destined to fail, because Pei Li looked him up and down as if he were some rare and precious object, and after a moment's thought, gave his assessment—

"It has taken on a human form and possesses some spiritual awareness."

Sheng Chi immediately became smug. Seeing that Pei Li was on his side, he provocatively said:

"Si Qian, what else do you have to say!"

Pei Li turned around, his expression indifferent: "I'm talking about you."

"..."

Help! This is the first time I've ever felt that Sheng Chi has such a fatherly vibe.

[Men are all the same, Si Qian is right, hanging them on the wall makes them much more obedient.]

Are you all blind? Can't you see that Si Qian was the one who started the fight and hit someone first?

Have you all forgotten that Si Qian was a mistress who interfered in President Li and Yueyue's relationship?

The comments section was in an uproar, but Si Qian simply pulled Pei Li away.

"Where are you going now?"

Holding Si Qian's wrist and pulling him forward with his head down, Pei Li's eyes were dark and his expression was somewhat ambiguous.

"There's a tennis court on the fourth floor, let me take you there to exercise."

He knew, of course, that there was a tennis court on the fourth floor, but the production team only gave them fifty dollars in funding. The bubble tea shop owner had just given them a free meal, so so far today they hadn't spent a single cent.

"Fifty a minute at the stadium, not enough money."

Pei Li spoke up to remind her, but Si Qian turned around and looked at him with an expression that said, "You've never seen anything like this before."

"Who said I was going to spend money to play ball?"

"You want to get it for free?"

hmm~

Si Qian raised an eyebrow slightly, looking quite pleased with herself.

She beckoned to the cameraman to come closer, then spoke mysteriously into the camera:

"I wouldn't go so far as to ask for a freebie; I have connections!"

Now, not only Pei Li and the guy filming him, but even the viewers in the live stream perked up their ears, and everyone held their breath, afraid of missing anything.

"I work at this billiards hall—"

Pei Li interrupted, "Boss?"

Si Qian rolled her eyes at Pei Li:

"It's cleaning service."

[This is hilarious! Why is Si Qian breathing so heavily when she talks?]

[Girl, you're making a cleaning job sound like an intelligence agency's report?]

[It's surprising that Si Qian, a female celebrity, is so down-to-earth.]

After successfully swiping her employee card to bring the person inside, Si Qian took a rag and mop from the break room and handed them to Pei Li.

The man's bright, watery eyes were filled with astonishment and confusion as he looked down at the cleaning tools in his hands, lost in thought.

"What do you mean?"

Si Qianli, though unreasonable, was still arrogant, standing there with his hands on his hips.

"Work."

As she spoke, she picked up the broom from the ground and pointed inside the venue:

"Go and sweep sections A and B, I'm going to clean the windows."

The boss paid her five hundred yuan.

Pei Li was incredulous, almost thinking he had misheard:

"This is what you meant by bringing me to exercise."

"Just tell me whether you've done anything or not!"

This venue is several hundred square meters; sweeping it is definitely equivalent to running 800 meters on someone else's playground.

Pei Li's gaze fell on her, his tone unusually laced with a hint of gritted teeth:

"How much did the boss pay you this time?"

Seeing his stormy expression, Si Qian trembled and cautiously extended five fingers, speaking in a shaky voice:

"Five...five hundred."

"..."

Perhaps it was Pei Li's gaze that made her scalp tingle, but Si Qian gritted her teeth with a pang of heartache and pretended to be magnanimous:

"At worst, I'll give you half of my wages."

"We're both idiots."

Pei Li: "..."

[Help! This is so dramatic! I thought Si Qian really came here to exercise!]

[President Pei's expression is really funny, a mix of indescribable and speechless; it's like he said nothing, yet he said everything.]

[President Pei's inner monologue: Duck, no need.]

[These two idiots! President Pei has never been humiliated like this in his life.]

In the end, Pei Li still took a broom and swept the entire venue.

In the nearly 200-square-meter venue, Si Qian worked with increasing enthusiasm, cleaning the windows until they shone brightly.

It was two hours later when everything was finally packed up.

Pei Li didn't want to talk to Si Qian anymore, but Si Qian, with inexhaustible energy, walked over with a racket.

"A fight?"

Pei Li took the racket she handed him and saw that there were people in both sections:

"Where do you fight?"

"Fight in bed."

Si Qian spoke without thinking, and by the time she realized she had said the wrong thing, it was too late.

Is this something I can listen to without subscribing to VIP?

[Si Qian really dares to say anything.]

Bah! Promiscuous and fickle!

After one hour--

Si Qian stared at the man she had knocked to the ground, lost in thought.

It's only been an hour.

If I had known he was so bad, I would have been more careful.

Dare not speak.

After all, it had just watched as Si Qian's ball hit someone's head.

It was afraid that it would also be smashed like a cucumber.

Si Qian then walked over and stopped next to Pei Li.

Just when everyone thought Si Qian was about to launch into another sarcastic remark, she walked over and suddenly made a heart shape with her hands towards Pei Li.

Si Qian: "You got a message from QQ Farm!"

Pei Li looked over: "Hmm?"

Si Qian leaned close to his ear and said, "You're so bad at this game!"

This guy is definitely her type; he's even bad at playing basketball.

"..."

Pei Li didn't want to look at her, so he simply tilted his head, revealing a stunningly beautiful profile.

I knew she wouldn't come up with anything good.

Si Qian looked at the other person with a bright smile, her eyes crinkling:

Want to date?

"They say you should eat more vegetables."

Asako, I'm telling you to try to move him with your heart, not to hit him with your strength.

[President Pei: Kneeling down gently.jpg]