I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Si Qian, are you crazy? Don't you want to die?

Within minutes, the screen recording of Siqian Milk Tea Shop's outburst went viral across the entire internet.

It even made it to the trending topics several times with the song "I Will Love You Till I Die".

The Yichuan Shanyue CP, which should have received a lot of attention, was ignored at this time, while the money-losing CP gained a lot of fans.

Why didn't you help me just now?

On the roadside, Si Qian sipped the milk tea she had gotten for free, looked at the man next to her, and casually asked a question.

Perhaps because of the heat, Pei Li rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, revealing his strong and muscular forearms, with the bulging veins clearly visible as he moved.

His beautiful, almond-shaped eyes looked over, and he suppressed a laugh, half-jokingly saying:

What if you hack me to death with your bare hands?

Gee!

"He's dead..."

Si Qian stroked his chin, pretending to think:

"Then you'll really die."

"..."

Pei Li stared at Si Qian, who was drinking milk tea, and walked over, unexpectedly grabbing her hand.

The mood value displayed on the bracelet is 20.

It seems that her outburst earlier has improved her mood considerably.

Since no one was talking, Pei Li took the initiative to start a conversation with Si Qian:

What did you study before?

College diploma?

He simply doesn't believe it.

Si Qian casually waved her hand at him, indicating that those were trivial matters and not worth mentioning.

"I used to study painting."

"So how did you come up with the idea of ​​becoming an actor?"

This is a long story, and it's all filled with bitter tears.

She patted Pei Li on the shoulder and spoke earnestly:

“Because studying art can change one’s social class. I used to be just an ordinary citizen, but later I started thinking about stealing things.”

"..."

"I'm so poor I'm thinking of just selling the school on Xianyu (a second-hand marketplace app)."

"..."

"Sigh, my eyesight has deteriorated to an incurable level. I can't see any money when I open my wallet. It's terrifying."

[This is hilarious! Even I, after studying art, have started having thoughts of stealing.]

I'm sorry, but I'd even like to receive donations from others.

[I want to sell the training center to a rival organization at a rock-bottom price [facepalm]]

As she spoke, Si Qian fiddled with her phone for a while.

Two minutes later, Director Zheng, who was sitting in a van not far away watching the recording progress, suddenly received a beeping sound on his phone.

At this moment, a staff member shouted:

"Director Zheng, look at the news!"

Director Zheng subconsciously opened his phone to take a look.

Good heavens! The sky has fallen!

Si Qian listed it on Xianyu (a second-hand marketplace) and sold it for 9.9 yuan with free shipping!

"Ah!"

Si Qian, who was strolling down the street, heard someone calling her name.

……

In another group, Mu Weiyue brought Li Chuanze fishing again.

"Yueyue, can't we go on our date somewhere else?"

Li Chuanze dressed up nicely for today, but he never expected that Mu Weiyue would bring him here to fish again.

"What's the point of catching fish? I'll buy you a few, and I'll have my assistant deliver whatever kind you like."

"..."

Now it's not just their fists that are hard!

She's getting hard too!

Mu Weiyue felt like she was about to turn red with anger from him.

Unfortunately, the group of people in the comments section are all driven by a sense of human nature and will discuss anything and everything, without even worrying about breaking their teeth.

[Ahhh, this couple is so sweet! Our Chuan Yue CP is the coolest!]

He spoils her so much! Yueyue's eyes welled up with tears, as if she were about to cry.

Little did they know, it was out of anger.

Without my third sister, watching this is definitely refreshing.

"Yueyue, what are you looking for?"

Seeing Mu Weiyue looking down and searching around on the grass, Li Chuanze assumed she had lost something.

Mu Weiyue raised her head and gave Li Chuanze a deathly smile:

"I was thinking, it's already summer, how can there still be spring bamboo?"

"Chunzhu? Where is she?"

Li Chuanze looked puzzled; there were no bamboo trees here.

Mu Weiyue rolled her eyes, but quickly regained control of her facial expression:

“Right in front of me.”

“I didn’t see it.”

"Oh, maybe I misread it."

And so, Li Chuanze carried a low stool that was barely taller than his calves and sat next to Mu Weiyue to keep her company while she fished.

I'm lucky today; fish are biting one after another.

Mu Weiyue's mood improved a lot, and the value on her bracelet soared to 70, which was the highest among the four groups.

Bored, Li Chuanze reached out to tease the fish in the bucket.

Just as its claws reached down, the black fish, which had been quietly waiting, suddenly leaped into the air and bit Li Chuanze.

"hiss!"

Li Chuanze groaned in pain. Mu Weiyue turned around when she heard the noise and turned to see the water on the ground and the fish jumping around. She was instantly horrified.

"Are you alright?!"

Perhaps to show off his masculine charm, Li Chuan wiped his bleeding fingers and made a show of it.

"It's okay, Yueyue, it doesn't hurt—"

"Who asked you? I was asking how my fish are doing."

Li Chuanze twitched the corner of his mouth and gave a self-deprecating smile:

"The fish did not die."

Mu Weiyue took the fish back, and then offered him a few token words of concern:

"How is it, is it serious?"

Li Chuanze couldn't swallow this insult, so he turned to Mu Weiyue and asked:

"It's not serious, but could you give me this fish?"

Mu Weiyue tugged at his sleeve, pleading for mercy:

"Garlic, ginger, put back in the cumin, chopsticks, let's settle down in our stomachs tonight."

As she spoke, she turned and grabbed a brick from the side, swung her arm, and smashed the fish to death with a single blow. Before leaving, she muttered to the blackfish:

"Little Fish, promise me, you can have the people in your heart, but you can't have the people in your stomach."

After she finished speaking, she gracefully stood up and wiped her hands with a wet wipe.

[They're rising fast! I saw Bai Yueguang (a nickname for a female celebrity) cleaning fish with a brick.]

This technique is more skillful than mine, someone who's been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years.

[So raw, so tempting... Ugh, so cruel!]

The third Yaochi couple is currently waiting in the movie theater.

Lu Yao brought over popcorn, and Sheng Chi frowned, probably wanting to emulate Li Chuanze's domineering CEO persona, and snatched it away, throwing it into the trash can.

"Buy expensive things, you get what you pay for. Yaoyao, even though this is a variety show, I really like your personality. If we get married in the future, I will definitely pick a good day to bring you home. You deserve better."

Lu Yao felt somewhat embarrassed. She had kindly bought him food, and he said something like, "You get what you pay for," and then he said other irrelevant things. Who could be happy about that?

Just as she was about to retort, a woman's voice came from not far away—

"A marriage certificate only costs nine yuan, what good could it be?"

Just as Sheng Chi was about to get angry, he turned around and saw a stunningly beautiful woman striding confidently toward him, followed by a man carrying a bag of milk tea.

Si Qian walked over and stood there like a jerk, looking down on the whole world.

Sheng Chi looked angry but dared not speak out. Si Qian walked up to Lü Yao, bent down to look her in the eye.

"Guess why people choose a good day for their wedding? It's because once you're married, you're never going to have any good days, hehe!"