I'm crazy, don't mess with me. I just love to pretend to be crazy, remember that.

Pei Li stretched out a hand and stubbornly raised his middle finger at Si Qian:

"No."

Si Qian closed her eyes briefly, then suddenly let out a cold laugh:

"Not dating? That's okay, lol. I don't really want to date you either. Actually, I have someone I like. You're pretty average. Hahaha, that's hilarious. You're such a fake."

Si Qian, the clown, broke down on the spot, while Pei Li, supporting himself on the floor, sat up, his eyes unusually serious as he looked at Si Qian.

"Confess your feelings again, just in case I say yes."

Si Qian rolled her eyes at him, but still went along with Pei Li's words:

"I do not like you."

"Hey! What a coincidence, I don't like you either."

Pei Li glanced at her, leaning against the wall with a languid and casual posture, the playfulness in his words obvious.

Neuropathy!

"Successfully confessed our feelings. Now we can celebrate the Double Ninth Festival together."

"Let's celebrate the enemy's day, that sounds better."

[What a mutually destructive illness! [laughing and crying emoji]]

[Learned something: a successful confession gets you a partner, a successful backstabbing creates a false impression [facepalm]]

When the boss returned from lunch around 3 p.m., he saw the venue had been cleaned spotlessly and promptly paid Si Qian her wages.

Si Qian is also a good kid who keeps his promises, and generously gave Pei Li 250.

Pei Li accepted the 250 yuan Si Qian sent without ceremony, and then immediately transferred 0.01 yuan back to her.

"This is?"

"Two hundred and fifty sounds too awful. I'll be generous and give you a penny back."

In return, Si Qian bought two grilled sausages and slipped one into Pei Li's hand.

Biting into the hot, fragrant grilled sausage, Si Qian's mood improved considerably.

Before leaving, the venue owner called Si Qian back:

“Teacher Strong, when can you come next time? There are still a few venues next door that need to be cleaned up.”

Si Qian turned around and waved goodbye to her boss: "Let's keep in touch via WeChat anytime when you're free."

The elevator slowly descended to the first floor, and the two of them came out of the mall.

Pei Li could no longer suppress his curiosity:

Why does he call you "Teacher Strong"?

Well this...

Si Qian briefly recalled her part-time job experiences over the past few years.

"Because I like to tell little lies, I got several jobs by pretending to be cool, but when I got there I didn't know how to do anything, so they said I was a dead fraudster."

[Hahahaha, he can't do anything right, just pretends to be a scammer, and it even rhymes.]

[I always thought everyone in the entertainment industry was poor, but I never imagined Si Qian was this poor.]

[A relatively unknown celebrity can't compare to top stars; it's rumored that SC earns tens of millions just from endorsements.]

"Later, after doing a lot of part-time jobs, they started calling me Teacher Strong."

Si Qian spread her hands, showing no interest in anyone.

Pei Li suppressed his anger, his teeth grinding together.

"So that's why you lied to me and said your ancestors were imperial chefs?"

"..."

"Ah ha ha……"

Si Qian gave an awkward chuckle, trying to brush the matter off.

Si Qian: "Didn't I teach you a lesson with my actions?"

Pei Li: "What class?"

Si Qian: "You get what you pay for."

[I checked it out, and wow, Si Qian's Wikipedia page is like a dictionary! From security consultant to chef and driver, she really dares to write that.]

Yesterday, I was looking through photos I took last month, intending to post them on WeChat Moments, when I saw that Siqian was painting the billboards outside the shopping mall behind me.

I might not know Si Qian, but I'm very familiar with Teacher Strong; she's my child's tutor.

[Coincidentally, the design drawings for my house were also drawn by Teacher Strong two years ago.]

【Oh, Strong, I think she fixed my toilet before. She was wearing a hat and mask at the time, and I thought she had a great presence. I never imagined she was an actress.】

The more dirt others dig up, the more laughs they find; the more Si Qian digs up, the more hilarious it becomes.

[Si Qian is like that anonymous character I often read about in my elementary school textbooks—he knows a little bit about everything, except there are many anonymous characters, while Strong is just one person.]

The show hasn't even finished filming yet, and Si Qian is already trending on social media again.

However, this time it's unusual that it's not a negative trending topic.

Strong Teacher, an anonymous teacher more suitable for the new generation of babies.

I'm raising the banner for Teacher Strong!

Si Qian, the strongest part-time job in history

"Anything else you want to ask?"

Perhaps because she had made money today, Si Qian was in a good mood and her words were not as barbed as before.

The accompanying cameraman, watching the barrage of comments, asked a question on behalf of the live stream viewers:

"Teacher Strong, everyone is curious why your WeChat nickname is 'Cut Off the Heartless Man'?"

After saying that, the cameraman took two steps back, afraid that Si Qian would give him a hard slap.

It is widely known that although Si Qian and Li Chuanze have never publicly stated their relationship in the media, everyone assumes that they had a past relationship.

This nickname is truly intriguing, and everyone is eager to uncover the details.

When this was brought up, Si Qian didn't hide anything, since it wasn't a private matter anyway.

"Actually, this account belongs to a gay friend of mine. I need to add clients for part-time work, so he lent me his account."

So, does that mean I, CEO Pei, am just a customer?

No wonder Si Qian was so suspicious and resistant to adding me as a friend last time.

[I was wondering why a girl would have such a weird nickname; it cracked me up.]

Am I the only one curious about what her own account name is?

When the cameraman saw that everyone in the live stream was spamming the same question, he asked Si Qian what her nickname was, hoping to boost the stream's popularity.

I knew I couldn't escape it.

Si Qian took a deep breath: "My own nickname is 'Don't be a jerk'."

Pei Li also looked over: "Why is it called that?"

Why are you still asking?!

Si Qian took a deep breath and decided to throw caution to the wind in front of millions of viewers in the live stream:

"At first, my nickname was 'Slap Your Face,' but later, because I always liked to call for help when I was fighting, they all started calling me 'Don't Slap Your Face.'"

Pei Li: "Who is this helper?"

Si Qian: "Police."

"..."

"..."

The world fell silent at that moment.

The teacher filming was trying so hard not to laugh that her face turned red.

[Haha ...

I can't believe it, what happened to her is so dramatic.

Si Qian felt somewhat embarrassed, so she coughed lightly and changed the subject:

"Are you going to eat the sausage in your hand or not? If not, give it to me."

She'd been staring at the sausage in Pei Li's hand the whole way; she was practically drooling over it.

Pei Li: "I'll keep it to feed the cat."

Si Qian: "Meow~"

"..."

Meow~

Turning around at the sound, Si Qian met the eyes of a tiny stray cat, no bigger than a palm, in the bushes.

"..."

Si Qian was so embarrassed she wanted to dig out a magic castle on the spot. She steeled herself and lunged forward, grabbing Pei Li's leg.

"That was my second personality just came out! Waaaaaah, please don't tell anyone!"