A different Grand Theft Auto
Chapter 45, Unlucky Rezro!
Ignoring Mike, Trevor continued, "After all those tricks you pulled, that poor bastard must have woken up in the hospital to find himself handcuffed to a bed! You know what? He even wrote to me from jail all the time!"
Mike clearly didn't know! Because Brad was already dead! Mike still feigned curiosity and asked, "Really?"
Trevor: "Yeah!"
Mike: "Okay, so how have you been?"
Trevor: "Oh, it's alright, of course, putting aside the loneliness and heartache."
Mike asked curiously, "You live in Los Santos?"
Trevor: "A few hours away..."
Mike: "Okay, so where is it?"
Trevor: "Sandy coast, near the Alamo Sea!"
Mike laughed and said, "Ah, I've heard it's a great place!"
Trevor: "His is beautiful! Of course, we don't have tennis courts! Golf courses, and those 'longru' signs you often see here, but, I say... it's already pretty good!"
Mike: "Yeah, you know, I was going to ask you to stay, but..." Mike was trying to find an excuse to get Trevor to leave, but Trevor didn't give him the chance! Instead, he said sarcastically, "Okay! Don't worry, okay? I have somewhere else to stay until things are settled, with my real friends!"
Mike asked with a smile, "Do we have something to take care of?"
Trevor looked at Mike and said, "No—no mistake!"
The two had already arrived at the Garden Bank Plaza. Mike randomly parked the car in a spot. Trevor got out and urged, "Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!" At that moment, a security guard came over and said, "These spots are reserved for camera cars!" However, the two ignored him and ran straight in. Trevor shouted to Mike in the back, "Come on, you scumbag! Ah, that host, buddy, he's just like those out-of-the-gay TV hosts, foul-mouthed and sarcastic!"
After saying that, Trevor walked over to a person holding a pen and asked, "Where the hell are they?"
The man clearly didn't know who Trevor was talking about, and out of politeness asked, "Sir, may I ask your name?"
Trevor grabbed the man by the collar and said, "Where the hell is Tracy Towne? Huh? It's Tracy, the hell, damn it!" Seeing that the man hadn't answered after all that talking (that's quite a question!), Trevor shoved him to the ground and asked again, "Where the hell is Rezro?"
The man was clearly frightened by Trevor's violence and his smell, so he pointed inside! The two ignored him and ran straight in!
In the corridor, there were many people waiting for auditions. Someone was organizing them: "Please be quiet, auditions are happening inside!"
The two walked straight in. Just then, someone finished performing, and the host, Rezro, stepped forward and said to the camera, "This really is... okay, this is an audition for 'Famous or Unfair,' season 14, right here in Hollywood, San Andreas! Next up is Tracy DiSanta! Ladies and gentlemen, it's Tracy DiSanta. That's right!" He then pulled Tracy in front of the camera.
Tracy was very nervous because it was her first time in front of a camera! She said to the camera, "Hi!"
Rezro, standing nearby, said, "Okay, Tracy's a singer! But she also loves acting and modeling, and she's... gorgeous!" Then Rezro said to Tracy, "You're really unique, like a basket full of puppies! A rainbow, or a pile of vomit!" As he spoke, Rezro placed his hand on Tracy's buttocks. Because of the cameras, Tracy didn't dare resist. Rezro continued, "You should shake that beautiful body God gave you! Honey! See? I should really stuff a twenty-dollar bill in there! Wouldn't you fucking do something then?" Just as Rezro was about to get a good feel for it, Mike and Trevor, seeing Tracy being verbally abused and taken advantage of, rushed over. Mike shoved Rezro to the ground, and Trevor used a stool to knock down the arriving security guard! Seeing the situation was getting out of hand, Rezro turned and ran! Mike said to Tracy, "Go home, Tracy!" and chased after him with Trevor! Shortly after the two left, Franklin appeared at the audition location and asked Tracy with concern, "Are you alright?"
Tracy blushed and said, "No...no! I was really scared just now. The camera was on me, I was so nervous! But what were Dad and Trevor doing?"
Franklin: "Just remember they care about you! That Rezlow is no good, it's good that he was taught a lesson! Come on, I'll take you out for a coffee to calm your nerves! Then I'll take you home!"
Tracy: "Okay, sure!" After saying that, Franklin took Tracy's hand and walked out, using his Western pack animal (prototype: Harley-Davidson Electroglide) to carry Tracy away from there!
Meanwhile, a terrifying scene was unfolding on the street! An Optimus Prime was chasing a minivan! After a fierce chase, the two finally stopped by a small river! Rezro got out of the car and nervously looked at the two people getting out of the Optimus Prime, then smiled and said, "Hey, everyone!"
Trevor walked over with a smile: "Do you still have a bit of battery left? Huh?"
Rezro: "I didn't mean anything by that, okay?"
Trevor suddenly glared at him and said, "Really? Let me put it this way, I've watched that little girl grow up! I swore to God that anyone who dares to touch her will be skinned alive!"
Rezro: "Listen, I'm just an A-list celebrity trying to satisfy America's entertainment needs, okay? I have a lot more to do! Bro! Besides being threatened by you! Right now, I have a lot of sexual harassment lawsuits on me, and I'm addicted to drugs, okay? I'm a repeat offender and I can't stop smoking, bro, I even smoke while driving!"
Trevor scoffed, "What talents do you have? Huh? I mean, besides sex and love!"
Rezro: "Dude, didn't you see my show? It wasn't live! And it wasn't funny. The thing about me is that I have absolutely no talent!"
Mike: "He's not being modest, Trevor!" Finally, under Trevor's intimidation, Rezlow had no choice but to take off his pants and perform a striptease! Then the two released him, and Trevor said goodbye to Mike before driving away!
Mike called Dave, and after the call connected, Mike said, "Dave, I think we need to talk!"
Dave: "I was just looking for you! Meet me at the observatory! The sooner the better!"
Mike: "Okay!" After hanging up the phone, Mike left.
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