After a blind date, a wealthy heir asked me to marry him.

Police station.

It was nearly midnight.

There were only two police officers on duty at the police station.

One of them asked while yawning.

It's no wonder he neglected his duties or was perfunctory; they've seen far too many of these trivial disputes.

I just can't muster any enthusiasm.

Finally, it took the officer nearly ten minutes to figure out the relationship between the three people in front of him.

"This is a family dispute, which is outside our jurisdiction. Why are people always so agitated? If there's something wrong, calm down and talk it over. It can always be resolved. Why get so worked up over such a small thing? What's the point? Alright, you can both go home and get a good night's sleep. Maybe by tomorrow morning you'll be all calmed down and nothing will be a problem..."

With that, the officer closed his notebook and put it aside.

The meaning is quite clear: you don't even qualify for filing a case.

Upon seeing the police officer's attitude, Li Haokai, who was on the other side, immediately became furious.

"Domestic dispute? Is this how you handle cases? I've emphasized this many times: this is intentional assault, and it has even threatened my life! Are you taking advantage of my ignorance of the law? This matter has already escalated to the criminal level. Don't think you can just dismiss me with this trivial dispute."

When Li Haokai got excited, he even banged on the table.

"Look, look, isn't your face red and your neck thickened again?"

The police officer, who appeared to be around forty years old, seemed quite composed.

As he spoke, he couldn't help but yawn again.

This state is just like that slippery old hand who never fights or grabs, never gets a chance to do good things, and always manages to avoid bad things.

"Young man, you said you know the law, but shouldn't you need evidence to prove intentional injury? You can't just say you intentionally injured someone and then commit intentional injury."

As he spoke, the police officer leaned closer and looked Li Haokai up and down.

"Aside from a few red marks on your face, are there any other injuries on your body?"

"Yes, of course! Didn't I just tell you? They beat and kicked me all over, and I'm covered in injuries."

The police officer clicked his tongue with a pained expression. "I'm not trying to discourage you, young man, but punching and kicking like that probably wouldn't even qualify as a minor injury in a medical examination."

"Is this how you police work?" Li Haokai stood up angrily and questioned.

"What's wrong with punching and kicking? Can't it hurt someone? Or do you only take it seriously when someone dies?"

The officer remained amiable, saying, "Look at you, with that kind of energy you have, believe me, even if you get a forensic examination, it'll be a waste of time and effort."

"Like I said, unless it's a minor injury or worse, or results in disability, it's not within our jurisdiction. I advise you to go home, wash up, and go to sleep, okay?"

But Li Haokai remained standing there, glaring angrily at the police officer in front of him.

He suffered so many injuries and so much pain; how could a mere 'family dispute' possibly be enough to settle this?

And that guy surnamed Zeng, they only met for the first time today, why did he beat him up like that?

He is determined to get to the bottom of this.

"My injuries are much more serious than what you see!" Li Haokai insisted.

"Where? Where are you injured?"

The police officer looked Li Haokai up and down again.

Perhaps it's something I find difficult to talk about?

When the police officer looked him up and down, Li Haokai unconsciously squeezed his legs together and his facial expression became extremely unnatural.

"Anyway, I'm badly injured, you have to file a case!"

“Young man, this is where you’re wrong. You’re insisting that we have to file a case against you, but you’re also hiding the extent of your injuries. Aren’t you just making things difficult for us?”

"That, that place, is it."

Li Haokai sat back down in the chair opposite the police officer, his legs slightly pressed together.

"Where?" The officer's face revealed a meaningful smile.

"It's a man's private area. That bitch Lu Shuyao kicked me hard there several times."

As he spoke, he glared fiercely in the direction where Lu Shuyao and Zeng Ruijie were sitting.

"Young man, what do you take our police station for? How dare you swear in front of me? Please straighten your attitude and watch your mouth." The officer rarely showed such a serious side.

"I only called her a stinky old woman, how did I become a foul-mouthed officer? Are you all just sitting around doing nothing? You don't care about what you should be doing, and you meddle in things you shouldn't be!"

"That lady is still your legal wife, please give her due respect."

After saying that, before Li Haokai could refute, the police officer immediately returned to the main topic.

His face returned to its previous amiable expression.

“Young man, you need to be clear about exactly where you mean. Do you think it's appropriate for our police station's interrogation form to vaguely record ‘a man’s private parts’?”

As soon as he finished speaking, another slightly younger police officer next to him couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Feeling ashamed, Li Haokai seized the opportunity to pick a fight.

He turned and glared at the young officer, yelling, "What are you laughing at? What's so funny!"

The young police officer pursed his lips and replied, "Mr. Li, you've misunderstood. I just suddenly thought of something happy, I wasn't making fun of you."

At this moment, the middle-aged police officer also spoke up: "Mr. Li, you must trust the professionalism of our police officers. We would never laugh at any good citizen who comes to our police station."

Having said that, let's get back to the main topic.

"Please tell us clearly where you are injured and how much pain you are experiencing so that we can make an assessment and an accurate judgment on whether to file a case."

"Well, well..." Li Haokai's face turned red, but he still couldn't say it.

It's embarrassing, that's one thing.

The key issue is that he couldn't think of the right words to express it.

"Young man, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. Although I have a rough idea of ​​what you're trying to say, when we investigators take a statement, we must rely on the complainant's words. We can't just record things based on our own subjective opinions or guesses. So please understand our work."

Li Haokai kept his head down for a while before raising it again.

"You mean, between the legs, that..."

"Um, what about that thing?" The middle-aged police officer looked at Li Haokai and asked patiently.

"Two balls and a stick!"

Σ(⊙▽⊙“a……

"Pfft..."

Both officers covered their mouths at the same time.

"They're all injured, and seriously so!" Upon hearing this reaction, Li Haokai angrily finished speaking quickly.

Then they began to question him.

"What do you mean? Is this what you call professional competence??"

At this moment, Li Haokai's face was flushed red and pale in turns.

"Mr. Li, please don't misunderstand." The middle-aged police officer smiled and raised his hand to comfort him.

"Our professional competence is beyond doubt. We are very serious when handling cases, and we would never laugh under normal circumstances."

"Unless, it's something you really can't help..."

"a ha ha ha……"

The two officers couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

Two balls, one stick...

Hahaha \(^o^)/, hiccup~