Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

A large red character, 'Danger', suddenly appeared on Qin Xiaotian's forehead!

"Honey, what did you just say? A secret? What secret can't I know?"

Qin Xiaotian's limbs trembled slightly, cold sweat poured down his forehead, and he scratched his head with an embarrassed smile, saying:

"Ha, haha, what secret? oops, slip of the tongue, hahaha..."

As a long-married couple who had lived with Qin Xiaotian for over twenty years, Chen Min understood everything by now.

Suddenly, a roar like that of a lioness from Hedong resounded out.

"You bastard! It's one thing to secretly have affairs, but you even dare to slander your son!"

"I see you haven't been kneeling on a washboard lately, your knees are itching again, aren't they?!"

While roaring, Chen's mother angrily grabbed Qin Xiaotian by the ear and strode into the bedroom, then slammed the door shut with a loud bang!

Soon, screams like those of a pig being slaughtered came from inside!

"Ding! Selection complete, 30 role-playing points awarded."

Hearing the agonizing screams coming from inside the door, Qin Yu clicked his tongue and shook his head.

Father, oh Father

If you do something wrong to yourself, you will not live!

……

Back in his bedroom, Qin Yu, as usual, opened Weibo to see if anyone had sent him relationship advice.

Seeing a red notification dot on his private message screen, Qin Yu knew that another honest person was waiting for him to rescue them.

Qin Yu opened the private message section.

[Can fat people have love too?]: "Hello, master, I would like to consult about a relationship problem."

[Yu Sang]: "Ask."

[Do fat people have love too?]: "Well, I have a girlfriend. We've been together for over three years, but we haven't had sex yet. She says she's a very conservative and traditional woman, and that it can only happen after we get married, which I agree with."

“But just yesterday, a friend of mine saw my girlfriend playing basketball with another strange man at a basketball court. When I confronted her about it, she admitted it.”

"But she told me that she was momentarily infatuated, knew she was wrong, said that this was really her first time, and that she really loved me, and begged me to forgive her. Master, what should I do now?"

[Yu Sang]: "Is your way of playing ball serious or not?"

[Do fat people have love too?]: "If playing ball is serious, Master, why would I come here to ask you?"

[Yu Sang]: "Since you already know that playing ball is not a serious matter, why are you asking me?"

[Can fat people have love too?]: "Huh? Master, are you playing these kinds of games with me?"

[Yu Sang]: "Are you an idiot? I mean, you should break up with it already!"

[Can fat people have love too?]: "But, Master, my girlfriend is a really good person. She promised me that this is the first and last time, and she will never do it again. I actually want to give her another chance."

[Yu Sang]: "Hehe, you believe everything she says, right? Then I could say I'm Qin Shi Huang, preparing to make a comeback, and ask you to send me money, would you believe me?"

[Can fat people have love too?]: "Master, don't be silly, this is different. My partner is a really good person, and she has never lied to me except for this time."

Looking at the other person's reply on the screen, Qin Yu couldn't help but sigh and rub his forehead.

This guy has been thoroughly manipulated by that woman.

You can't reason with this kind of simpleton; you'll have to be tough on him.

[Yu Sang]: "How about this, do you know anyone in the Night Patrol Division?"

[Do fat people have love too?]: "My eldest uncle's third uncle's second aunt works at the night patrol station."

[Yu Sang]: "That's perfect. Have your great-uncle's third great-uncle's second aunt check your girlfriend's hotel records. If nothing unexpected happens, you should see a whole new world."

There was a silence of more than ten seconds on the other end before the reply came to Qin Yu.

[Can fat people have love too?]: "Yes."

After ending the chat, Qin Yu picked up a mid-grade spirit stone and a triple cultivation speed card and began to cultivate.

An hour later, he used two mid-grade spirit stones, and his spiritual power increased significantly once again.