Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

At this rate, he will be able to advance to the level of a martial artist in less than half a month.

Qin Yu happily put the remaining spirit stones back into his spatial ring, then turned on his computer, wanting to see if that silly boy had sent any messages.

As a result, as soon as he opened it, Qin Yu's Weibo private message bar was flooded with messages, with 99+ red dot messages!

It was all sent by that silly boy!

"Holy crap! Master, you were absolutely right! This bitch actually played ball with a man eight years ago!"

"Moreover, not only that, she has played ball with nearly a hundred men in the past eight years, including even a man in his sixties!"

"I'm so angry!!! I trusted her so much, and she made me lose so badly!"

"Waaaaah!!! How could she do this to me? I'll never believe in love again!"

"No, I want to die! I don't want to live anymore!!!"

"Waaaaahh ...

"Master, what should I do..."

"..."

Looking at the hundreds of densely packed messages, Qin Yu shook his head helplessly.

"Alas, from now on, the world has lost a devoted and good man, and gained a repentant playboy."

[Ding! Successfully resolved an emotional issue. Current task progress (12/1000)]

[Rewards: Mental Strength +5, Role-Playing Points +5!]

After shutting down his computer, Qin Yu went out for dinner.

As soon as Qin Yu stepped outside, he saw a huge pig's head and was immediately startled.

"Holy crap! Where did this pig's head come from? Is it some kind of demon?!"

"Fuck off!"

Qin Xiaotian gave Qin Yu a good whack on the head.

"Oh? It's Dad!"

Qin Yu then realized that the pig-faced man was actually his father.

Goodness, Mom's got some serious skills!

This guy's fighting is so bad, his nose and eyes are completely unrecognizable, he'd believe it if you told him he was Pigsy from Journey to the West.

"Dad, are you hurt on your bruised and swollen face?"

Qin Yu asked with a concerned expression.

Qin's father looked at him with a resentful expression: "What do you think the phrase 'bruised and swollen face' means?"

"Cough cough," just then, Chen's mother coughed heavily and sat down in a chair.

Both father and son immediately straightened up and dared not speak.

"I hereby declare that from this day forward, if I catch anyone in our house peeking at these inappropriate magazines or comics again, they will suffer the same fate as him."

Chen's mother pointed at Qin Xiaotian, but her sharp eyes were fixed on Qin Yu, her face full of warning.

The meaning is clear: today we're killing your father as a warning to you, but next time, who knows who we'll kill?

Seeing this, Qin Yu immediately adopted a righteous and imposing expression and said:

"Mom, don't worry, I will definitely keep a close eye on Dad from now on and urge him to turn over a new leaf. I will never forgive pornography!"

"Hmph, that's more like it," Chen's mother sneered. "Let's eat."

……

After dinner, Qin Yu secretly took all his treasured DVDs, wrapped in newspaper, and carried them out to Liu Damao's house when his mother wasn't looking.

Liu Damao's house had a combination lock, so Qin Yu didn't even need to knock. He simply entered the password, pushed the door open, and went inside.

At that moment, Liu Damao's father, Liu Donghai, was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper. When he saw Qin Yu walk in, he greeted him with a smile:

"Xiaoyu's here! What are you carrying?"

Qin Yu was immediately startled, and then quickly said with an embarrassed smile:

"Hello Uncle Liu, you're in your final year of high school now, so I brought some study materials for Da Mao."

"Study materials?"

Liu Donghai looked at Qin Yu with a strange expression.

He had watched these two boys grow up from childhood, and he knew their nature very well.

Let me put it this way: I'd believe it even if those two kids blew up the school, but when it comes to studying, I absolutely refuse to believe it.

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

However, before Liu Donghai could continue asking questions, Qin Yu darted into Liu Damao's room.

"This boy."

Liu Donghai shook his head helplessly, then, too lazy to pay any more attention, picked up the newspaper and continued reading.