Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

The kind of scenario where, after winning a championship, girls would swarm at you like mindless zombies, only happens in novels.

It simply doesn't exist in reality.

When Qin Yu returned home from school, his mother, Chen Min, immediately made him his favorite Kitaro jelly, and his father, Qin Xiaotian, gave him a big bear hug!

"Son, that's impressive! Your homeroom teacher told me today that you performed exceptionally well in the eight-school martial arts exchange competition, leading your school to victory!"

Qin Xiaotian laughed heartily.

"As expected of my son, he truly possesses the bearing of an emperor!"

Qin Yu calmly waved his hand: "It's just basic stuff, don't be silly."

"Hehe, you're getting all worked up just from a couple of compliments."

Chen Min smiled and then pulled out a erotic adult magazine from behind her back.

"Tell me, what happened here? I found it in your bedside table."

Qin Yu was taken aback, took a closer look, and decisively shook his head:

"I don't know, this isn't mine!"

"Someone is framing me!"

Just kidding, he only watches Kyo Sora-sensei, never Yoshii Tabino.

But to everyone's surprise, no sooner had he finished speaking than Qin Xiaotian gave him a hard flick on the forehead:

"Are you even a man? If you saw it, just admit it. Be responsible for your actions!"

Qin Yu:? ? ?

"But the problem is, this really isn't mine," Qin Yu said, looking aggrieved.

Chen's mother clearly didn't believe it and snorted coldly:

"If what we found in your bedside table isn't yours, could it be Old Wang's from next door?"

At this point, Chen's mother also let out a helpless sigh:

"Xiaoyu, Mom knows you're growing up and your needs in that area are strong, but you also need to be careful to control yourself."

"Do you want to end up like your dad, a mistress...?"

"Cough cough cough!!!"

Qin Xiaotian's expression changed instantly, and he coughed heavily several times before quickly interrupting Chen's mother.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu revealed a strange smile:

"Dad, you're not a three-second man, are you?"

"You big idiot!"

Qin Xiaotian gave Qin Yu another hard flick on the head:

"Go back to your room and study! This magazine is confiscated!"

"Oh."

Qin Yu nodded speechlessly, his face showing some resentment.

I really saw a ghost today.

If the magazine belonged to him, he would have been criticized, but the key point is that it really wasn't his.

If it's not his, then whose is it?

Qin Yu was secretly puzzled.

Just then, two options suddenly appeared before his eyes.

Option 1: Silently take the blame for your father and honestly admit your mistake. Reward: 10 role-playing points.

[Option Two: Expose Dad by telling Mom that the magazine belongs to him. Reward: 30 role-playing points.]

Faced with the two options that suddenly appeared before him, Qin Yu fell silent.

Suddenly, a myriad of thoughts flooded my mind.

He suddenly remembered something.

He vaguely remembered that a few days ago, when he was secretly talking with his father about famous Japanese actresses, his father's favorite actress seemed to be Yoshii Tahano...

Thinking of this, Qin Yu's fist suddenly hardened.

That wretched father of mine, how dare he frame him!

"Mom, this magazine isn't mine, it belongs to Dad!"

"puff!"

Qin Xiaotian, who had just taken a sip of water, spat it all out, looking at Chen Min with a face full of grief and indignation:

"This kid is slandering me! He's slandering me!"

As he spoke, he began to deftly unbuckle his belt.

"At such a young age, she's already learned to slander others. What will she be like when she grows up?!"

"It seems I'll have to let you experience the taste of Seven Wolves of Jiangnan again today!"

Qin Yu, however, quickly ran behind his mother and shouted:

"Mom, I have proof. When Dad was secretly talking to me, he said that his favorite character is Yoshii Tabayano!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Xiaotian's eyes widened immediately:

"You brat, you promised to keep it a secret, you..."

He had only spoken halfway when he suddenly realized something and quickly shut his mouth.

But at that moment, Chen's mother's eyes suddenly turned dangerous, and a strong killing intent slowly spread out.