Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Qin Yu shook his head, then asked again:

"By the way, Sister Sisi, where were you assigned this year?"

"Bo Zi".

"Bozi?"

Qin Yu was taken aback when he heard this. Wasn't this the barbecue town that had recently become a viral sensation online?

At that moment, options appeared before his eyes.

Option 1: Go to Bozi and assist Li Sisi in safeguarding the peace of the region. Completion Reward: A-grade Resurrection Wood Experience Points +20% (30%/100%)

Option 2: Stay home obediently and reward yourself three times a day (morning, noon, and evening) for seven days. Reward: Earn the title 'Reward Bro' and receive a 5% increase in kidney function.

Option 3: During the Spring Festival, find the shopping mall with the highest foot traffic and throw a miniature remote-controlled nuclear bomb inside. Reward: A tattoo of Satan on your back.

Looking at the three options in front of him, Qin Yu did not hesitate and chose the first one.

He has made up his mind to quit pornography, and there is absolutely no way he will break the vow he made.

Moreover, his kidney function was already very strong, so an increase of 5% was practically negligible for him.

As for option three...

All I can say is that he doesn't want to die yet...

Thinking of this, Qin Yu spoke directly:

"Sister Sisi, how about I come over to you? I'm bored staying at home alone during the Spring Festival."

Upon hearing this, Li Sisi rebuked her:

"Hey kid, I'm on a mission, what are you doing following me around here!"

"What if those rats from the Divine Envoy Society really come and cause trouble, and something happens to you? How am I supposed to explain this to your parents?"

Qin Yu waved his hand dismissively and said:

"Sisi, you're overthinking it. Bozi is just a small city with nothing but barbecue. Why would the divine messenger go to all that trouble to cause chaos? That would be crazy."

"What you said does make sense."

Li Si thought for a moment, then nodded and said:

"Alright, but now that you're here, you have to follow my instructions. You can't urinate or defecate anywhere, understand?"

"OK, don't worry, I've always been a very polite guy."

Qin Yu gave her an OK sign, and after chatting for a few more minutes, the video call ended.

"It's a bit boring to go alone, so I'll bring other people along."

Qin Yu muttered to himself, then opened the four-person group chat and tagged everyone, saying:

"Hey family, wanna go on a trip to Bozhou during the Spring Festival holiday?"

[Liu Damao]: "Great! I heard that place has really delicious and affordable barbecue. I was just thinking of going there."

[Li Xiaoke]: "Hahaha, youth is all about constantly trying new things, I'm going too!"

[Qin Yu]: "Where's Xiaoxue'er? Are you going?"

[Lin Qingxue]: "I probably can't go. My dad said he'd take me to Liba Island for a trip."

Qin Yu: "Your dad? Wasn't your dad away on a business trip?"

[Lin Qingxue]: "Uh... I just got back."

[Qin Yu]: "That's great! Keep an eye on your dad, I'm going to collect the debt right now, oh no, I mean, I'm going to visit him!"

Lin Qingxue: "..."

Qin Yu quickly put down his phone, dressed, and prepared to rush over.

This time, we absolutely have to get that billion back!

However, before he could even put on his shoes, Lin Qingxue sent another message.

"Um... no need. Just now, my dad heard you were coming and ran away overnight with a locomotive. I'll go to Bozi with you instead."

"..." Qin Yu: "6."

"OK, shall we meet at the usual place tomorrow and then set off?"

Qin Yu typed in the group chat.

[Liu Damao]: "okay!"

[Li Xiaoke]: "jbok!"

Lin Qingxue: "kojb?"

Everyone:? ? ?

Qin Yu smiled and shook his head, then typed again:

"Okay, so who's going to buy tomorrow's plane tickets?"

silence……

The group chat fell silent instantly.

"Damn it! Why did he suddenly stop talking when we mentioned buying plane tickets?!"

Qin Yu was somewhat speechless, then typed again:

"Alright, I'll buy it then."

[Liu Damao]: "okay!"

[Li Xiaoke]: "jbok!"

Lin Qingxue: "kojb!"

Qin Yu's lips twitched violently.

Damn, why do I keep seeing a bit of myself in them...?

Afterwards, the four of them chatted for a few more minutes in the group chat before ending the conversation.