Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After the family enjoyed a pleasant dinner, Qin Yu returned to his bedroom and collapsed onto the bed.

A wonderful holiday begins with finding the derivative.

Of course, the necessary rituals should be performed before taking the derivative.

Qin Yu first bathed and purified himself with incense, then closed the curtains, locked the door, crawled into bed, took out his phone and a tissue box, clasped his hands together, and silently recited in his heart:

"This is the last time, I'll definitely quit next time!"

Then, he turned on his phone and prepared to start "studying".

However, at that moment, a video call came in, startling Qin Yu.

Upon closer inspection, I realized it was a call from Sisi, whom I hadn't seen in a long time.

"It's been a long time since I've contacted Sister Sisi, and I really miss her."

Qin Yu muttered to himself, then chose to hang up immediately.

I may want to think about it, but the important things need to be done first.

Then, Qin Yu shrank completely under the covers...

after an hour……

Qin Yu peeked out from under the covers, inwardly regretting his actions.

"I promised myself I was determined to quit, but why did I..."

"Oh well, I'll definitely quit next time!"

Qin Yu made up his mind, put his pants back on, and hit Li Sisi back.

"Hey, Sisi, long time no see!"

"What were you doing just now? Why did you hang up on me?"

Li Sisi narrowed her eyes and questioned him.

Qin Yu remained calm and composed, saying:

"I was just taking a dump in the toilet, you wouldn't want me video chatting with you right now, would you?"

"I do not believe."

Li Sisi shook her head with a cold smile and said:

"You were so nonchalant when you were pooping last time, you video chatted with me all the time, but this time you're being so particular."

"If I'm not mistaken, you did this first and then that, didn't you?"

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly.

Goodness, this was completely figured out!

"By the way, Sister Sisi, is there something you wanted to do by suddenly video calling me?"

Qin Yu shook his head and quickly changed the subject.

"Nothing much, I just saw on TV that you won the championship, so I called to congratulate you."

Li Sisi said with a smile in her eyes.

She watched every game of this kid on TV, and she had to admit that his growth rate had far exceeded her expectations.

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu, somewhat speechless, spread his hands and said:

"Sisi, can you at least offer some words of congratulations? Can you stop with the empty platitudes and give us something concrete?"

"You want something practical? Sure."

Li Sisi said with a smile:

"Tell me, do you want the big bag or my big foot?"

"I want your RMB."

"Fuck off!"

Li Sisi glared fiercely, but a smile appeared on her lips.

This kid may be annoying, but it's not a bad thing to bicker with him occasionally.

"By the way, Sisi, Chinese New Year is coming soon. Why don't you bring your aunt and uncle over to celebrate with us? It'll be more lively with more people."

Qin Yu suggested.

Li Sisi shook her head and said:

"I have to go on a mission in another city during the Spring Festival."

"Huh? You don't get a holiday for Chinese New Year?"

Qin Yu's eyes widened, and he said with an incredulous expression.

"There's no way around it. The Spring Festival is the time when there is the largest flow of people across the country. It's a mixed bag of people, so it's also the time when those rats from the Divine Messenger Society are most likely to cause trouble."

"To prevent any accidents, we are dispatched to cities and towns all over the country for guard and patrol every Spring Festival."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu couldn't help but click his tongue in admiration:

"Sister Sisi, you're really having a tough time."

"It's alright, after all, rights and obligations are equal."

Li Sisi seemed quite open-minded, saying with an indifferent expression.

After all, they were the Night Watchers.

They already enjoyed far more benefits and a higher social status than ordinary people.

Naturally, they will have to pay more than the average person.

"alright."

Qin Yu felt somewhat regretful.

Since Sister Sisi isn't coming this year, he's getting one less red envelope.