Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Qin Yu lay on the bed with his hands behind his head, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Although Uncle Lin hasn't received his 1 billion yuan in cash yet.

But the championship prize plus the money earned from several live-streaming sales events added up to nearly 200 million yuan.

He should now think about how to spend this money.

After much deliberation, he finally decided to convert all 200 million into role-playing points and then purchase four basic potions: Strength, Agility, Defense, and Spirit.

Ultimately, true strength lies in one's own abilities.

Immediately, Qin Yu first exchanged 200 million for 20000 role-playing points, then divided them into four equal parts, and purchased 500 bottles of each of the four types of potions.

"Ding! You have drunk a bottle of basic strength potion. Strength +10!"

"Ding! You have drunk a bottle of basic mental energy potion. Your mental energy has increased by 10!"

"Ding! You have drunk a bottle of basic defense potion. Defense +5!"

"Ding! You have drunk a bottle of basic agility potion. Agility +5!"

"..."

As a series of pleasant system notifications rang out, Qin Yu's various attribute values ​​skyrocketed.

When he drank the last bottle of potion, his attributes reached an exceptionally terrifying level.

【Power: 3089→8089】

[Mental Strength: 2988 → 7988]

[Defense: 1200 → 3700]

[Agility: 1294 → 3794]

（PS：作者数学不好，从小体育老师教的，为了计算这些数据，花费了五一劳动节天，看在我如此辛苦的份上，要个五星好评不过分吧(?2?9?0?4?7?0?0?4?2?9)。）

At this moment, Qin Yu's apparent cultivation level was only that of a five-star martial artist.

However, in reality, his attribute values ​​have already reached the threshold of a Grand Martial Master!

without any exaggeration,

With his current strength, he could take down ten thousand Li Juns by himself!

At this moment, Qin Yu's confidence reached its peak.

Even if the Demon King were standing right in front of him, he wouldn't dare to glance at it.

Then run!

That one extra glance is a sign of extreme confidence in one's own abilities!

Qin Yu couldn't help but shake his head and sigh:

"Holding the sun and moon in my hands and plucking stars from the sky, there is no one like me in this world."

Then, filled with this immense confidence, Qin Yu drifted off into a sweet dream.

……

The night passed quietly.

The next day, Qin Yu was woken up by a phone call.

"Hello, sir, this is the manager of Longma Fund. Congratulations on being selected as one of our fund's lucky clients. You can now enjoy an interest-free loan with a loan amount of up to 100 million. All you need to do is provide your personal information as collateral."

"Oh? There's such a good thing!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu's expression brightened with joy, and he nodded, saying:

"sure."

Upon hearing this, the man on the other end of the phone suddenly became excited and agitated, and then spoke again:

"Please tell me your name and ID number so I can apply for a loan for you."

"Oh, my name is Qin Qingshan, and my ID number is 4204208820."

"Okay, may I ask what your workplace is?"

"Night Patrol Division".

"The Night Patrol!?"

The voice on the other end of the phone immediately rose eight octaves, sounding somewhat shocked.

"Hmm? What's wrong? Is there a problem?"

"Um...it's alright. May I ask what your position is in the Night Patrol Division?"

"Inspector of the Southeast Province of the Great Xia Dynasty".

"..."

There was a sudden silence on the other side.

"Sir, are you joking?"

"What do you say?"

Qin Yu, suppressing a laugh, asked in return.

The guy on the other end of the line clearly trembled slightly, but still forced a smile and said:

"Okay, sir, thank you for wasting so much time teasing me. Thanks to you, I'm about to get beaten up again."

Toot toot~~~

"Tsk, tsk."

Qin Yu shook his head and sighed softly.

It seems to be another unfortunate child who was trafficked to northern Myanmar.

Why don't we find some time to go there and blow that place up with a nuclear bomb, so those bastards won't harm others anymore?

Qin Yu thought to himself.

No one could have imagined that the fire that broke out at the headquarters of a criminal syndicate in northern Myanmar years later would have been caused by something else entirely...

Of course, that's all in the future.

Afterwards, Qin Yu got up, tidied himself up, and told his parents about his upcoming trip.

He originally thought his parents would definitely not agree.

After all, this is a trip taken during the Spring Festival, a major holiday.

But to my utter surprise,

The two elders surprisingly agreed very readily.

"No, Mom and Dad, it's Chinese New Year! You've already agreed to let me go on a trip?" Qin Yu asked, looking puzzled.

"Of course I agree, why wouldn't I agree?"

Qin Xiaotian spread his hands as if it were the most natural thing in the world and said:

"Ever since your mother gave birth to you, your mother and I haven't had a proper time together as a couple."

"It's perfect timing that you're going on vacation. I'll take your mom to Liba Island too, so you can have some time alone together."

Qin Xiaotian laughed heartily.

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly. Good heavens, so I've become superfluous, huh?

"Dad, let's not go to Liba Island. I heard it's easy to get your kidneys cut off there."

"Huh? Is that so?" Qin Xiaotian was taken aback upon hearing this.

"Yeah, didn't you see the news? Recently, another couple got their kidneys cut, and they're even from our Great Xia."

"Hiss!" Qin Xiaotian couldn't help but gasp, his expression immediately turning somewhat frightened:

"Honey, how about we go somewhere else? This place doesn't sound very safe."

Upon hearing this, Qin's mother rolled her eyes and said:

"Don't you know the state of your kidneys? Who would dare to cut your kidneys?"

Qin Xiaotian: "..."

……

……

P.S.: My brother is hopeless, sigh...