Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

A great philosopher once said,

In this life, there are only three things that are necessary.

Eat, sleep, and have sex.

This means that when Qin Yu took out 100,000 pairs of used underwear to draw a prize, he had already won.

At this moment, the entire stadium was cheering excitedly, congratulating Jiangnan No.1 Middle School on winning the championship of this competition!

"Jiangnan No.1 High School! Jiangnan No.1 High School! Jiangnan No.1 High School!"

The host standing to the side was completely dumbfounded.

Damn, the competition hasn't even started yet, and you've already booked the championship?!

"Host, what are you standing there for? Start the awards ceremony already!"

Qin Yu nudged the host's elbow.

The host's lips twitched suddenly, and he said with a speechless expression:

"You're kidding me. The competition hasn't even started yet and the awards ceremony is already being held. Isn't that just pure nonsense?"

However, no sooner had the host finished speaking than the voice of Liu Weidong, the person in charge of the event, came through his earpiece.

"We just received instructions from higher authorities to approve Jiangnan No.1 Middle School to win the championship."

"???"

The host's eyes widened suddenly, his face filled with astonishment.

"Director Liu, are you kidding me?"

Liu Weidong smiled wryly with a helpless expression:

"This sounds outrageous... but it really is outrageous, damn it! I still don't understand it!"

"Forget it, let's finish the awards ceremony quickly and get this over with. I don't want to continue suffering here."

The host's mouth was slightly open, and he looked completely dazed.

This is an absolutely outrageous event, unprecedented in a millennium!

Damn, you won the championship without even playing a single match!

This is absolutely incredible!

The host remained stunned for a good ten seconds before recovering from this shocking fact, picking up the microphone, and speaking loudly:

"Due to various unforeseen circumstances, in conclusion, let us congratulate Jiangnan No.1 Middle School on winning the overall championship of this competition!"

"This team from a small city fought their way through the competition, and finally in the finals, well..."

"They defeated the defending champion Jianghang No.1 Middle School without even fighting!"

"Let us welcome the new king to his coronation!!!"

Although the host was inwardly cursing, he still shouted with passion, instantly eliciting another round of loud cheers from the audience.

Then, a pure gold championship trophy slowly rose from below the stage, shining with a dazzling luster.

Qin Yu, pulling Jiang Nan and his group together, lifted the championship trophy and shouted with a broad smile:

"we are the champion!"

Wow! ! !

Countless fireworks suddenly shot into the sky at this moment, and golden ribbons fell down one after another, welcoming their golden rain!

(OK, the series is over! Hooray!)

Haha, just kidding.

The host, beaming, approached Qin Yu and began the interview:

"Qin Yu, how do you feel right now, having gone from being underestimated by everyone to winning the championship?"

Qin Yu said with a big smile:

"First of all, I would like to thank my grandfather, the Inspector."

"I remember one time, it was raining heavily outside, but I suddenly developed a fever..."

Upon hearing this, the group from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School behind them all widened their eyes in shock.

Nima! ?

Again? ? ?

Qin Yu spoke eloquently for more than ten minutes.

"Later I learned that my grandfather's arms supported not only me, but the entire Southeast Province!"

Everyone: "..."

The host's mouth twitched violently, and black lines appeared on his forehead.

This kid really can't stop talking about his inspector grandfather!

Although she secretly grumbled in her heart, she still had the most basic professional qualities of a host.

He nodded with a fake smile and said:

"Qin Yu's words are very well said, let's give him another round of applause..."

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet."

Qin Yu interrupted.

The host's lips twitched again, and he said with a forced smile:

"Oh, okay, then continue,"

Qin Yu coughed lightly, then picked up the microphone again and spoke:

"Besides thanking my grandfather, the patrol officer, I also want to thank my sister, the night watchman."

Upon hearing this, everyone in the room was stunned and looked completely bewildered.

This kid actually has a Night Watcher sister!?

Qin Yu smiled calmly and contentedly as he spoke:

"Yes, everyone, there's no need to question this. I also have a cousin, an outstanding graduate of Imperial University, who became a glorious Night Envoy of Great Xia Town after graduation."

"I won't go into detail about how valuable the position of Night Envoy of Daxia Town is; I believe everyone who knows understands."

"And why should I thank my Night Guardian sister? It's because when I was little, one day, it suddenly started raining heavily outside, and I suddenly developed a fever..."

Everyone:? ? ?

Nima!

Is this the only template you know how to use?

Qin Yu then spoke for another ten minutes or so with great emotion:

"I didn't understand before why there was always a lamp lit in my sister's study. Later I realized that she lit not only the lamp in her study, but also the lamp for all the people of Great Xia!"

"........."

At this moment, the whole place was silent.

They were all stunned by what Qin Yu said.

Although they really wanted to call this kid an idiot, they had to admit...

This kid's backing is seriously damn strong!

This is both Grandpa Inspector and Sister Night Watchman.

This guy is basically untouchable in the Great Xia!

Nima!

We are all born as human beings, so why is there such a huge difference between us?

At that moment, the entire scene erupted in chaos.

"Waaaah, I'm so upset! The difference between people is just too big 〒▽〒."

“You have your Grandfather the Inspector, I have my Uncle the Farmer, we both have a bright future.”

"Wow, girls, I'm starting to really appreciate Qin Yu's looks. He's so handsome!"

"You're just attracted to his looks, aren't you? I'm too embarrassed to point it out to you."

The scene immediately erupted into a cacophony of discussion and noise.

Seeing this, the host smiled and said:

"Qin Yu's story with your Night Guardian sister is truly touching. Okay, let's give them another round of applause..."

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet."

Qin Yu raised his hand again to interrupt, his brows furrowing slightly as he said:

"What's wrong with you as a host? Why do you always interrupt other people?"

主持人：(?6?5?2?6?2?6)

The host took a deep breath, barely suppressing the urge to kick the kid out, and forced a smile:

"You go on."

Qin Yu coughed, picked up the microphone, and continued with a slight smile:

"Besides thanking my grandfather, the patrol officer, and my sister, the night watchman, I also want to thank Li..."

Looking at Qin Yu standing on the stage in front of the television, Li Zhengjun felt a sense of relief.

The fact that this kid still thinks of himself at a time like this shows he still has some conscience.

A bright smile immediately appeared on Qin Yu's face as he said:

"I would also like to thank the Li Gan Ma Group for their generous sponsorship of our team!"

Li Zhengjun: "..."

What the hell am I expecting from this kid?!

Qin Yu pulled a bottle of Li Ganma brand rice seasoning from his pocket and introduced it with a grin:

"Li Ganma Rice Sauce is delicious and goes perfectly with rice, making it the perfect choice for your travels!"

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Everyone: "..."

Good grief, that transition was way too abrupt!