Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Come on, family members, open your eyes wide, the next item is amazing!"

On stage, Qin Yu pulled out a small pack of yellow condoms and introduced it with a wicked grin:

"The Laedus baby diaper cover is something that many of the men here with girlfriends have probably used."

"Outside, this bag would sell for a high price of sixty yuan!"

"Many men are causing deaths because they can't afford these products!"

"But today, after two and a half years of protracted negotiations with Reedus, I have finally managed to bring down its price!"

"Da Mao, tell the family what price the manufacturer offered us?"

"Oh."

Liu Damao nodded, then took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, unfolded it, glanced at it, and said:

"59.9."

"That's right! The original was 60 yuan a pack, now it's only 59.9... Hmm!?"

Qin Yu suddenly realized something was wrong and looked at Liu Damao beside him with a puzzled expression:

"Are you sure you didn't say something wrong?"

"No."

Liu Damao shook his head and handed the price list on the slip of paper to Qin Yu: "It does say 59.9 on this."

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu's lips twitched involuntarily.

Damn it, so the discount we agreed on only amounted to a mere one cent?!

This is absolutely the ultimate humiliation for him!

Although he was cursing inside, Qin Yu forced a smile and said:

"Family members, did you see that? It's truly a good product. Even with my connections, I only managed to get them a discount of one cent. Aren't you tempted yet?"

The audience was completely silent, speechless.

Good grief, so all that babbling on and on only got you a one-cent discount.

They'd never buy that.

Qin Yu knew that if things continued this way, he would definitely not be able to sell the goods.

Immediately, his eyes darted around, and a plan came to him.

Got it!

Suddenly, he grinned and said:

"Family members, I forgot to tell you, this baby diaper cover is an extra-large size, exclusively for muscular men, specially prepared for men who are 18cm tall. So if you don't have the large size, don't buy it, it's a waste of money."

Qin Yu used one of the Thirty-Six Stratagems—the Kun General Strategy!

Sure enough, this move was extremely effective.

After all, no man wants to admit that he is small.

"Waaaaah, I've waited so many years, and I've finally got my own 18cm! All the previous ones were too small, they almost burst me!"

"Who says otherwise? My 18-centimeter-long sword has finally found a suitable scabbard!"

"I have to buy them all! I'm taking them all, and nobody can take them from me!"

"Many people say that the size of the Great Xia people is not as big as that of the black guys, but I want to say that times have changed, and we Great Xia people are the coolest!"

"..."

The male audience members immediately became excited and pulled out their phones to place orders.

Even some men who were initially reluctant to place an order clicked the order button under the death stares of their girlfriends.

After all, women also have a competitive spirit.

Everyone else's boyfriend bought one, but my boyfriend didn't.

That's ridiculous!

This competitive and vain mentality led to the phenomenal success of this baby diaper cover!

In an instant, they achieved sales of over 100 million yuan.

Looking at the sales figures on the backend data, which were soaring like a rocket, Qin Yu was overjoyed.

But at the same time, the host next to him was already about to lose his temper.

What should have been a perfectly good awards ceremony has been turned into a live-streaming sales event by this guy!

"Qin Yu, stop now, that's enough."

The host offered a bitter, low-pitched admonition.

"Oh, okay."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu obediently nodded.

"Huh? You agreed just like that?"

The host was stunned to see Qin Yu agree so easily.

Just when he thought Qin Yu had finally had a change of heart and was about to stop, the kid's next move made him realize that the kid was using one of the Thirty-Six Stratagems—using someone else's knife to kill him!

Qin Yu simply spread his hands, looking helpless, and said:

"Family members, although I still really want to do something for you, the host won't let me bring any. It seems that the 100,000 pairs of used underwear I prepared for you will have to wait until next time to draw lots."

These words caused an uproar in the room.

Will we draw another 100,000 pairs of used underwear next time?

This is absolutely not okay!

Instantly, countless banana peels and water bottles were thrown at the host, who continued to shout and curse as he did so.

"Get off! Get off!"

The host was dumbfounded, feeling like a million grass mud horses were running through his mind.

Amidst the public's outrage, the host finally dared not say another word, and sheepishly covered his head with his hands as he hurriedly ran off the stage.

Subsequently, Qin Yu naturally resumed his enthusiastic sales efforts.

In less than an hour, Qin Yu managed to generate nearly a billion yuan in sales!

Even if we calculate based on the lowest commission rate of 10%,

Qin Yu also earned at least a small fortune this time, and his earning speed was comparable to... well, how to make an analogy?

You've all robbed banks, right?

Qin Yu's speed in making money this time is comparable to robbing a bank!

"Alright, everyone, happy times always fly by. Today's live-streaming sales event is now over. Don't worry if you didn't win any used underwear, I'll prepare even more for you in the next live-streaming sales event!"

Qin Yu waved to the audience with a big smile, and then led the students from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School off the stage.

Seeing this, the audience members also looked reluctant to leave and prepared to disperse.

However, as soon as they got up, many people suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Eh! ?

That’s not right!

Didn't they come here today to watch the game?

Why did you buy so much stuff instead of watching the game?!

In an instant, many viewers suddenly realized what was happening, but it was already too late.

……

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PS：诶？家人萌，你们今天怎么这么奇怪？怪好看的(?2?9?0?4?7?0?0?4?2?9)