Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Everyone: "..."

Meanwhile, outside the First People's Hospital of Jianghang City,

The high-ranking officials of the Southeast Province looked up at the dark, cloud-covered sky above, where thunder roared, and their hearts trembled with fear.

Fortunately, these two big shots didn't lose their minds and chose to fight in the sky.

Otherwise, the entire area within a radius of tens of kilometers would likely suffer.

"Ding! Selection complete, reward received: Skill Entanglement Strength +20%!"

Hearing the system notification in his ear, Qin Yu couldn't help but smile slightly.

He was just talking nonsense, but he never expected it to backfire so well.

No wonder I always heard his grandfather say that Grandpa Fang was not interested in women; I thought he just wasn't interested in that kind of thing.

It's not that they don't want to, but that they can't.

Qin Yu smiled and shook his head.

Just then, Liu Damao leaned over and whispered:

"Old Qin, shouldn't we go back and get the championship trophy?"

Qin Yu was taken aback upon hearing this, then suddenly realized the problem and slapped his forehead, saying:

"Oh right, I almost forgot!"

With that, he called the group from Jiangnan No.1 Middle School back to the competition venue.

……

At this moment, the competition venue was in complete chaos.

According to the original plan, the opening ceremony of the finals should have started half an hour ago.

But so far there has been no movement at all, which has made the audience at the scene increasingly impatient.

In fact, not only the audience members, but even the staff members were completely bewildered at that moment.

The sudden fainting of Liu Weidong, the person in charge of the event, has left them in a state of complete disarray, with on-site management in utter chaos.

"Can the competition ever start? I've been waiting forever."

"What the hell are you doing? It hasn't even started yet, you're eating shit!"

"Fuck you! Give me my money back!"

"Everyone, don't worry. I bet the opening ceremony of the finals will start within ten minutes, otherwise, I, Liu Bo'er, will do a handstand and have diarrhea!"

"???"

At this moment, the audience began to complain and curse, and there were even signs that they were about to riot.

Upon seeing this scene, Mao Bing, the temporary person in charge at the scene, was so frightened that he couldn't help but recall the terrifying scene of the zombie shit battle a few days ago.

The thought that this scene might repeat itself made Mao Bing rush to Liu Weidong's side, who was still unconscious, and frantically shake his arm:

"Dong-ge, wake up, wake up! This family will fall apart without you!"

However, Liu Weidong remained unmoved and remained unconscious.

Seeing this, Mao Bing knew that he had no choice but to use his last move.

He leaned close to Liu Weidong's ear and whispered:

"Brother Dong, you can go in peace. I will take care of your wife and daughter."

"What!?"

Liu Weidong woke up instantly, sitting up abruptly from the ground.

It can be described as a modern-day medical miracle.

"Brother Dong, you're finally awake!"

Upon seeing this, Mao Bing was overjoyed.

Liu Weidong suddenly glared at him:

"What did you just say, you brat?!"

"I didn't say anything."

Mao Bing spread his hands innocently and said:

"Let's not talk about this anymore, Dong-ge, you'd better go check on things. The audience is getting impatient and is about to riot again!"

"Another riot is brewing!?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Weidong was startled and hurriedly ran out from backstage. Immediately, he heard a noisy cacophony of shouts and curses, and the stage was littered with countless pieces of trash. The audience was clearly losing their patience.

Upon seeing this, Liu Weidong's face turned deathly pale, and his lips trembled as he spoke:

"Quickly, go to the Western Paradise and invite the Buddha!"

Maobing: ? ? ?

"Dong-ge, are you out of your mind?"

Liu Weidong also suddenly came to his senses and quickly shook his head, saying:

"Forget it, I can't clean up this mess. Let's pack up and run away."

"Oh oh."

With that, the two prepared to flee.

However, at that moment, Qin Yu and his group rushed to the scene.

Looking at the chaotic audience, Qin Yu frowned and waved his hand:

"quiet!"

However, it was all for naught; nobody paid any attention to him.

Qin Yu shook his head and had no choice but to speak again:

"Hey, you guys, if you don't shut up right now, none of you will get the 10,000 pairs of used stockings I originally prepared for you!"

Upon hearing this, before Qin Yu could even begin counting,

The entire room fell silent instantly.

Qin Yu shook his head, sighing inwardly.

They really won't shed a tear unless they see stockings.

Immediately, he swaggered to the front of the stage, snatched the microphone from the bewildered host, and loudly proclaimed:

"By the grace of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: I hereby declare that the overall champion of this competition is Jiangnan No.1 Middle School!"

Everyone:? ? ?

Upon hearing this, everyone present widened their eyes, completely dumbfounded.

The live stream was now filled with question marks.

What the hell?

The competition hasn't even started yet, and the champion has already been decided?!

"Referee, come up here and explain to everyone."

Qin Yu waved to Ma Ning, the referee below the stage.

Upon hearing this, Ma Ning's body trembled violently, and his face showed a look of wanting to cry but having no tears.

Damn it, how come I'm involved in this?!

But at this moment, all eyes were on him, and even if he was extremely unwilling, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go up.

Immediately, Ma Ning staggered onto the stage, took the microphone, and explained in a trembling voice:

"Dear viewers, it's like this..."

Ma Ning then recounted the events to the audience at the scene and to all viewers in the live broadcast room.

However, the audience clearly did not accept this explanation at all, and even felt that their intelligence had been insulted.

"Fuck you! You're pulling strings in broad daylight, aren't you?!"

"Shady! Shady! Shady!"

The audience protested in unison, and the live stream was filled with "black screen" images.

In an instant, it thoroughly aroused public anger, and public resentment reached its peak!

However, in this regard,

Qin Yu simply smiled slightly and said:

"I'll give you a number: 100,000 pairs of used underwear."

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire room fell silent once again.

"I think it's perfectly reasonable for Jiangnan No.1 Middle School to win the championship. If anyone objects, I, Long Aotian, will fight them to the death!"

"That's absolutely right, the champion of this competition should definitely be Jiangnan No.1 Middle School!"

"Jiangnan No.1 High School is invincible! Jiangnan No.1 High School is invincible!"

At the same time, Wang Hao felt a chill in his crotch. ...

……

P.S.: Family members, remember this: don't be a "warm guy"!