Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Under the fearless and relentless crackdown of tens of thousands of night patrolmen, this utterly absurd farce finally came to an end.

Liu Bo'er, who was the source of the zombie army, was also taken away by the Night Patrol for investigation.

The charge is intentional poisoning in a public place!

Meanwhile, after confirming their safety, Qin Yu and his group hurriedly fled the scene, still looking shaken.

What happened today must have been a huge shock to them.

Qin Yu shook his head, a look of emotion on his face, and said:

"If a novelist wrote a plot like this, they would be cursed by readers. It's simply brainless and outrageous!"

Liu Damao patted Qin Yu on the shoulder and said with emotion:

"There's nothing we can do; sometimes reality is just more fantastical than fiction."

"After all, novels need to be logical, but reality often has no logic."

"Tsk, tsk."

Qin Yu shook his head and clicked his tongue in disapproval:

"I've decided that when I rewrite the novel in the future, I will definitely include this part of the story. It will be an extremely explosive plot in the entire novel world!"

Everyone: "..."

Goodness, being a reader is really tough; you have to be fed shit while you're trying to read a novel.

"By the way, Haozi, I'm planning a super-duper large-scale live-streaming sales event during the finals, so I've prepared another 10,000 pairs of stockings and underwear for you. Remember to wear them when you get back."

Qin Yu suddenly turned to look at Wang Hao beside him and said with a smile.

"Ten thousand!?"

Wang Hao was stunned for a moment upon hearing this.

After he's dressed up like this, will he still have any crickets left...?

Wang Hao looked troubled.

"Brother Qin, I really can't do that."

"Can't it be done?"

Qin Yu's eyes widened immediately:

"You got 100,000 yuan for nothing, huh?"

"Ah this..."

Wang Hao then remembered.

She had taken 100,000 yuan from Qin Yu in one go, promising to take care of all the things related to wearing stockings from now on.

But he thought he would only wear a few hundred or a thousand pairs occasionally.

Who would have thought that Qin Yu would immediately demand to wear tens of thousands of them!

Even the Wolf of Wall Street would have to admit he's an expert; even Satan would want to get a tattoo of you on his back!

Liu Damao patted Wang Hao on the shoulder, sighed softly, and shook his head, saying:

"I told you, you made a pact with the devil, but you didn't believe me. Now you're all doomed."

Wang Hao: "..."

I admit I was gambling, but this is just too much of a loss 〒_〒.

"Qin Yu, the finals are about to begin. You shouldn't focus your energy on those messy things like live-streaming sales. Just concentrate on training."

Lin Qingxue reminded.

"No, no, no."

Qin Yu chuckled and shook his finger, saying:

"Little Xue'er, I'm different from you guys. I can become stronger just by selling products."

"Can you become stronger by selling products?"

Lin Qingxue was taken aback by his words and couldn't help but roll her eyes: "You're just bragging."

The expressions on the faces of the others were also completely unbelievable.

In their view, Qin Yu was simply trying to make a quick buck.

However, since their strength is truly impressive, they can't say much.

Afterwards, the group chatted and exchanged pleasantries all the way back to the hotel.

After washing up, everyone went to bed early.

But Qin Yu was not idle; he spent the whole night planning his sales strategy for the finals.

……

The next morning, Qin Yu got up very early.

Seeing Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke still fast asleep beside him, Qin Yu couldn't help but shake his head and sigh:

"How can someone this age still sleep well?"

As he spoke, he placed Liu Damao's stinky feet on Li Xiaoke's nose, and at the same time, he placed Li Xiaoke's stinky feet on Liu Damao's nose, which was a case of fighting poison with poison!

"Fuck!"

Instantly, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke both woke up with a start, staring at the stinky feet in front of them, their faces looking even worse than if they had eaten shit.

"What the hell are you doing, putting your stinky feet on my face?!"

The two of them looked at each other angrily at the same time and questioned each other in unison.

Damn it, I didn't sleep well yesterday because of the "corpse of zombies" thing, and I kept having nightmares.

Today was really something else. I woke up to find myself eating a huge, stinky foot. Who could stand that?

Qin Yu chuckled to himself, but quickly straightened his expression and said seriously:

"Alright, you two hurry up and get dressed. We're going out with you today to meet with brand representatives and discuss collaborations."

"Talk about cooperation?"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke were both taken aback when they heard this.

"As I said, I'm planning to hold a large-scale live-streaming sales event during the finals, so I'll definitely need to talk to brands about collaborations."

Qin Yu spread his hands and shrugged.

"Oh."

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke nodded in understanding and then lay back down on the bed.

"No, it's not worth it. I'd rather stay in bed and have a nice nap."

"Ten thousand per person."

"We have to go! What's wrong with our brothers is wrong with what's wrong with us!"

Without saying a word, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke sprang up from the bed and quickly got dressed in 3.1415926 seconds.

Qin Yu's lips twitched suddenly: "Can you two stop being so damn real?"

……

After a while, Qin Yu and his two companions left the hotel and headed towards Niu Meng Group.

Niu Meng Group is one of the leading enterprises in the southeastern province, mainly producing milk products, which is also the product that Qin Yu most hopes to promote this time.

After all, milk is something that can be consumed by everyone from three-year-old children to eighty-year-old seniors, so its sales volume must be extremely high.

"Today, we're not going to ride shared bikes; I'm treating you to a luxury car worth millions!"

Qin Yu waved his hand and said with an air of generosity.

Upon hearing this, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke's eyes lit up.

"Holy crap!? A luxury car? Could it be a Rolls-Royce?"

five minutes later,

The three of them stood on a bus stop platform, watching the slowly approaching bus, and fell into silence.

"This is the luxury car you were talking about?"

Qin Yu said with an air of matter-of-fact:

"This bus costs over a million yuan, how can it not be considered a luxury vehicle?"

Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke were both speechless.

They said that Qin Yu couldn't possibly be that generous.

The three then boarded a bus and, after riding for more than half an hour, got off at a stop near the Niu Meng Group building.

Looking at the extremely grand corporate building in front of them, the three of them couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Liu Damao couldn't help but sigh, "I wish I were the owner here, then I could drink milk for free every day."

Li Xiaoke couldn't help but exclaim, "Running in such a luxurious building must feel amazing."

Qin Yu couldn't help but sigh, "I wonder if my miniature remote-controlled nuclear bomb can completely destroy this building?"

Liu Damao & Li Xiaoke: ? ? ?