Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"I am not infected."

"I wasn't infected either."

"Me too."

Upon hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief; it was a stroke of good luck amidst misfortune.

However, just as everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Liu Damao suddenly spoke in a low voice:

"I think my butt is covered in poop..."

Everyone: Σ(°△°|)︴

Inside a subway car, many office workers, students, and elderly people were engrossed in reading Tomato Novels on their phones.

After all, Tomato Novels is a free novel app with all kinds of content, suitable for all ages, and has become one of the most popular entertainment apps among Chinese people.

Just then, a trending topic popped up and caught everyone's eye.

[Shocking! A "poop-throwing festival" has appeared in a southeastern province!]

Upon seeing this headline, passersby in the subway car couldn't help but sneer.

Just one glance at the title and they knew it was probably another clickbait headline!

It's called the Shit-Splashing Festival!

What, are they really going to throw shit at each other?

Many people simply ignored the message, but a few clicked on it out of curiosity.

Then, a shocking live stream recording came into view, causing their pupils to widen in shock.

"Holy crap!? It really is just shit being thrown around!???"

Inside the subway, several people exclaimed in surprise.

The others were also taken aback upon hearing this.

Was that news just clickbait?

Thinking of this, everyone clicked on the news they had just ignored and were instantly speechless with shock.

"Oh! I'm going!"

The entire subway car erupted in chaos.

Looking at the pixelated, yellowish-brown image on my phone screen...

They were so disgusted they almost threw up what they had eaten that morning!

"Ugh~~~ These guys are fucking insane!!!"

"Holy crap! This is absolutely insane! Yunnan Province celebrates the Water Splashing Festival, while they celebrate the Shit Splashing Festival, huh?!"

"I can't take it anymore! It's so disgusting, I'm about to throw up!"

Everyone in the subway car quickly turned off their phones, not daring to look at them any longer, afraid that if they looked any longer, it would explode!

They swore that they would never set foot in the Southeast Province in their entire lives!

Imagine walking down the street and someone suddenly throws a pile of shit at you. Who could handle that?!

Meanwhile, similar scenes are playing out across the country.

They were all speechless with shock at the "Shit-Splashing Festival" in the southeastern province, and the internet was in an uproar.

Thousands of comments about this matter have emerged on major media platforms such as Douyin, Kuaishou, and Weibo.

Some expressed shock, some disgust, and others excitement, planning to go and broaden their horizons.

In short, in less than a few hours,

The 'glorious deeds' that took place in the Southeast Province Arena spread like wildfire throughout the country, becoming an instant sensation.

Now, let's turn our attention back to the venue where the incident occurred.

In order to end this outrageous farce as soon as possible, the Southeast Province Night Patrol Division dispatched tens of thousands of officers to suppress it.

Such a large-scale deployment is unprecedented in recent years!

Some team members even thought that the demon army was coming to attack the city when they first received the order.

However, when they actually arrived at the scene and faced the outrageous sight that would shock them for a hundred years, they all suddenly realized that...

This is a million times more terrifying than a demon army attacking a city!

At this moment, the entire venue was a complete mess, with excrement and urine everywhere, and a terrible stench!

The tens of thousands of "dead shit army" were having a blast inside, completely indiscriminate in their behavior, and were spraying people with excrement and urine!

"hiss!!!"

Countless night patrolmen gasped in shock at the sight before them and took a large step back.

These iron-blooded soldiers, who never showed the slightest fear when facing an army of tens of thousands of demons attacking the city.

This was the first time I had ever felt fear, terror, and helplessness.

How the hell are we supposed to suppress this?!

If they are suppressed, then they will surely get covered in excrement as well.

But if they aren't suppressed, the orders from above won't be fulfilled.

This is totally frozen in place...

Wang Shoujun, the commander in charge of leading the night patrol team, was also aware of this problem.

Faced with such a terrifying scene, not a single team member was willing to step forward and take the lead.

Thinking of this, he had no choice but to harden his expression, grit his teeth, and say with a forced smile:

"All officers over the age of thirty-five, step forward! Join me in leading the charge to suppress the rebellion; the rest of you follow!" "Disobedience will be punished according to military law!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Shoujun gritted his teeth, steeled his resolve, and charged forward.

It has a resolute spirit, like the wind howling and the Yi River running cold, the hero departs never to return!

"I'll fucking fight you to the death!"

The officers and team members behind him witnessed this, and their lips twitched involuntarily.

Since their highest-ranking leader had already rushed over, they naturally had no choice but to follow suit.

With that thought in mind, they all gritted their teeth and rushed over.

“Go!!!”

Meanwhile, inside the wooden and rattan cage,

Qin Yu sensed through his divine sense that the night patrol team had rushed over to suppress the attack, and immediately said excitedly:

"Great! The night watchmen have finally arrived, we're saved!"

Upon hearing this, the rest of the students from Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School were also filled with excitement, and they embraced each other, tears of joy streaming down their faces.

Great! They're finally saved! I almost thought they were going to die! 〒_〒!

……

P.S.: To thank everyone for your long-term support, I specially made some Nine-Turned Corn Sausage for you. Do you like it?