Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Hehehe, who wants to bomb my building?"

Just then, an elderly man, nearly fifty years old, walked up from behind Qin Yu and the other two with a hunched back.

"Your building?"

Qin Yu and the other two were stunned upon hearing this, and looked at the old man beside them with shocked expressions.

Doesn't this mean that the old man is the chairman of Niu Meng Group?

Thinking of this, Qin Yu's eyes lit up, and he grinned as he moved closer.

"Grandpa, do you recognize me?"

"you?"

The old man looked Qin Yu up and down, then shook his head:

"do not know."

"You don't even recognize me now that I'm so famous?"

Qin Yu's eyes widened suddenly, and he said in disbelief:

"I'm a rising superstar in the live-streaming e-commerce industry, and I'm poised to become the next Li Jiaqi, a sales genius!"

"Oh."

The old man nodded calmly.

"Then remember to pay your taxes."

"..."

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly. Why wasn't this old man playing by the rules?

Is this the thought process of a big shot?

"So what exactly do you want? If you have something to say, just say it. I'm very busy every day, and I don't have time to waste on this nonsense with you."

The old man's expression showed a hint of impatience.

"Oh, well then I'll get straight to the point."

Qin Yu nodded and got straight to the point:

"Sir, to put it simply, I'm a live-streaming e-commerce host, and I want to promote your products."

"With my current influence, I can easily help you increase your sales by 20% or 30%, and I only need to take a 20% cut."

But before Qin Yu could finish speaking, the old man rolled his eyes, turned around, and left.

"Are you an idiot? Why are you telling me this?"

"Hey! Don't go, grandpa! How about I just take ten points?"

Qin Yu hadn't expected that the chairman of Niu Meng Group would have such a bad temper, resorting to cursing at the slightest disagreement.

"Ugh."

Qin Yu sighed softly and shook his head:

"I originally wanted to interact with you as an ordinary person, but all I got in return was distance. Fine, I'm not pretending anymore. I'm the grandson of the Great Xia Inspector, and I'm coming clean!"

Qin Yu had assumed that his words would elicit a look of utter shock from the other party, who would then bow down in reverence.

But to his utter surprise, the old man turned around and went straight into the guardhouse at the main gate, changed into a security guard uniform, and leisurely lay down on the rattan chair.

Qin Yu and the other two: "..."

Security guard?

Qin Yu and the other two were instantly dumbfounded.

They thought this old man was the chairman of the Niu Meng Group, but it turns out he's just a gatekeeper!

Qin Yu was both amused and exasperated, and said somewhat speechlessly:

"No, old man, what are you doing here, a gatekeeper pretending to be the chairman of a corporation? Aren't you just wasting your time?"

Upon hearing this, the old man glared angrily:

"How dare you talk like that, you brat? When did I start acting like the chairman of a corporation?"

"Right at the very beginning!"

Qin Yu said matter-of-factly, "You're saying this whole building is yours? You're just lying to people!"

Liu Damao, standing to the side, chimed in sarcastically:

"You old codger, how old are you? Still swindling and cheating people. Aren't you ashamed?"

"Fuck off!"

The old man started cursing:

"I am the landlord of this building, and I rent it to the Niu Meng Group!"

As he spoke, the old man pulled a large handful of keys from the drawer.

"Besides this building, the other two next to it are also mine!"

"I'm retired now, I just wanted to find something to do, so I came here to be a security guard, what's wrong with that! Is there a problem!?"

The old man pointed at Qin Yu and the other two, spitting as he questioned them with a string of curses.

Qin Yu and the other two: "..."

The landlord?

Qin Yu and his two companions were dumbfounded once again.

They never imagined that this seemingly ordinary security guard was actually a nouveau riche who owned three buildings!

Liu Damao's attitude immediately changed, and he leaned closer with a friendly smile, saying:

"Godfather, do you need another godson?"

Qin Yu & Li Xiaoke: ? ? ?

You're a really damn filial son!

This guy's already started acknowledging a godfather!

"hehe."

The old man chuckled and patted Liu Damao's cheek:

"Weren't you calling me 'old man' so enthusiastically just now? Why are you calling me 'godfather' now?"

"Don't be like that, I still prefer your unruly self from earlier."

Liu Damao scratched his head with an embarrassed smile:

"Godfather, what are you saying? I was just young and arrogant, and I didn't recognize your greatness."

"Don't worry, from now on, I'm your godson. I promise to take care of you in your old age and see you off when you die, and to give you a grand funeral."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu and Li Xiaoke, who were standing to the side, couldn't help but twitch their lips violently.

You're a fucking chat genius!

They're still here, and you've already started arranging their funeral.

Sure enough, upon hearing this, the old man was so angry he almost had a stroke. He kicked the man and cursed loudly:

"Get out! You three, get as far away from me as you can!"

The old man simply kicked the three out of the security room and locked the door, preventing them from entering.

Qin Yu and the other two looked at each other, dumbfounded, and stood there.

They haven't even gotten through the gate, so what kind of cooperation are they talking about?

"Forget it, let's eat first, then go straight to the next place."

Qin Yu waved his hand, signaling the two to leave. They went to a small restaurant and ordered a few dishes.

"Boss, give us a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, stir-fried shredded potatoes with peppers, and a plate of hand-shredded poached rooster."

"Alright, please wait a moment, customers!"

The owner poked his head out from the kitchen and greeted them with a smile.

Soon after, several dishes were served, and Qin Yu and his two companions began to enjoy their meal.

They were really hungry because they hadn't eaten since they woke up.

With a few quick clatters, the three of them swept the food off the plate completely.

"I'm not quite full, let's order another dish."

Qin Yu shook his head and picked up the menu again to order.

However, when he picked up the menu and looked down, his brows immediately furrowed.

"Ok?"

Seeing Qin Yu's expression, Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke both looked over with puzzled expressions.

"Old Qin, what's wrong?"

Qin Yu didn't speak, but silently pointed to a few lines of text.

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes: 20 yuan"

Stir-fried shredded potatoes with chili peppers: 15 yuan

"Hand-shredded poached rooster: 45 yuan"

"Scrambled eggs with tomatoes: 10 yuan"

"Stir-fried potatoes with chili peppers: 8 yuan"

"Hand-shredded poached hen: 25 pieces"

When Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke saw this, their eyes widened in surprise, and they were completely dumbfounded.

"Uh huh huh???"

……

P.S.: Please tell me, which business genius came up with this menu?