Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

After relieving himself of the water, Qin Yu returned to his bedroom and continued writing.

"Sigh, there aren't many authors as diligent as me anymore."

(This refers to updating a maximum of two chapters per day, with at least one being filler chapter, and occasional breaks in updates.)

Qin Yu shook his head with a proud expression.

With his level of diligence, it's no exaggeration to say that he has surpassed 0.1% of online novel authors nationwide, which is enough for him to be proud of!

Immediately, he opened the book review section to see what readers had to say about his diligence.

"You stupid author, hurry up and update! You only release two chapters a day, like squeezing toothpaste, and one of them is even filler. How can you be so shameless!"

"I'm speechless! Last month they said the protagonist was going to Lanyun Mountain to fulfill his three-year promise with Nalan Wenbo, but he's still on his way. Author, you really know how to pad the story!"

"I get it! The author must be a One Piece fan and aspire to become the Pirate King!"

"Author, I can tolerate your short story, but this is so damn filler, are you trying to drown everyone?"

"Why are only half of the readers criticizing in the book review section? Where are the other half? Don't you have hands? Hurry up and pick up your keyboards to criticize him!"

"..."

Looking at the readers' creative and 'friendly' comments, Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly, and he shook his head helplessly.

These readers are really greedy and not easily satisfied.

Other readers would be secretly thrilled to have found such a 'diligent' author.

Of course, to appease the somewhat agitated readers, Qin Yu replied in the book review section:

"Please rest assured, from now on, I will update ten chapters a day, and I promise I will never write filler chapters again, or I will be a dog!"

The readers were pleasantly surprised to see Qin Yu's reply.

That's great! This rebellious son has finally learned to repent!

Many readers even advised him in the comments that he didn't need to update so much, and that updating one or two more chapters a day would be enough.

However, upon seeing this, Qin Yu responded firmly:

"I, Li Jun, have always been a man of my word; what I say I will do, I will do!"

Readers were almost moved to tears by Qin Yu's reply.

Then, more than an hour later,

After Qin Yu uploaded and updated two chapters in a very casual manner, he directly replied with two large characters in the book review section.

"Wang Wang!"

reader:???

So what you call "keeping your word" means being a puppy?!

Today is another day that many readers are driven to the brink of collapse by Qin Yu's mentality.

Sitting in front of the computer, Qin Yu immediately revealed a sly smile.

It's impossible for him to update ten chapters a day; he can only barely make a living by updating two chapters a day with filler content.

"If only I had a system for collecting negative emotions, I would probably be a Martial Saint by now."

Qin Yu thought to himself.

Putting everything else aside, it's all about getting people on the edge of their seats.

He is absolutely top-notch.

Then he opened his personal Weibo account.

After all, it had been a long time since he had helped anyone with their relationship problems.

If he hadn't suddenly remembered it just now, he would have almost forgotten that he had a system mission to play the role of an emotional master.

[Play the role of an excellent emotional expert]

[Task Content]: Resolve other people's emotional problems. Current task progress (145/1000)

Looking at the current progress of only about 10% of the task, Qin Yu shook his head.

It seems that the road to becoming a master of emotions is long and arduous.

Qin Yu sighed inwardly, then looked at his private message bar, which already had 99+ messages.

He then opened the first private message.

【Little Lolita is here】: "Master, I want to use this as a confession wall to find a boyfriend online."

After seeing this, Qin Yu thought about it for a moment and then agreed.

After all, finding a boyfriend through him can be considered a solution to her emotional problems.

He then replied:

"Sure, write down your own qualities and your ideal type of boyfriend and send it to me."

[Little Lolita is here]: "I would rate my looks as a 7 out of 10. Many people say I look like Dilraba Dilmurat. I have a well-proportioned and full figure, a bachelor's degree, and currently earn around 20,000 yuan."