Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"But after all, they are still siblings. Don't you think we should restrain ourselves a little?"

Qin's mother spoke very tactfully and in a very gentle tone, as if she was afraid of upsetting the other party.

Meanwhile, Qin's father looked at Qin Yu with a serious expression:

"And you, you brat!"

"You better behave yourself. You'd better watch less of those kinds of trashy movies in the future, especially that one called 'The Sky's Edge'. You're absolutely not allowed to watch it anymore!"

Qin Yu: "..."

Good heavens, you two are playing good cop and bad cop, are you putting on a charade?

Li Sisi shook her head helplessly and said:

"You've really misunderstood. There's really nothing between Xiaoyu and me. I was just joking around with him."

"Don't lie to me, Sisi."

Qin's mother sighed and shook her head: "Second Aunt, I'm not stupid. When I opened the door, you two were already like that. How could it be a joke?"

Li Sisi's father, unable to bear it any longer, stood up with a sorrowful expression and said in a trembling voice:

"There's too much information to process. I'm going out for a smoke to calm down."

Li Sisi's mother, Li Li, also quickly stood up, her eyes brimming with tears, and said with a sorrowful expression:

"Honey, give me one too, or I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack."

The elderly couple, supporting each other, walked unsteadily toward the balcony.

It's not that they have poor mental fortitude.

This news is simply too explosive.

It felt like my heart was about to melt.

I can't wait to take a ride-hailing service home!

(Single rhyme * 4!)

"Dad, Mom, Aunt, Uncle, I really didn't lie to you!"

Li Sisi was also on the verge of a breakdown.

Why don't these people believe her no matter how she explains it?

Li Sisi was so anxious she was about to jump up and down, and glared at Qin Yu beside her:

"You brat, stop eating! You'd better explain yourself to me!"

"Explain? Explain what?" Qin Yu looked completely bewildered.

"What are you trying to explain?" Li Sisi glared at him angrily.

At a time like this, are you just going to play dumb?

"Oh, you mean that thing from earlier?"

Qin Yu looked enlightened upon hearing this:

"Although I know I'm great, and it's normal for you to like me, you can't force yourself on me!"

Qin Yu put on a pitiful expression and said innocently:

"It's just because I'm so beautiful that you're so eager to possess me."

"But who are you to me? You're my cousin."

"Who am I to you? I'm your cousin. Cousin, please restrain yourself, or you'll be melted by me!"

Li Sisi: ? ? ?

"You brat, what nonsense are you spouting?!"

Li Sisi was about to go crazy with anger.

On the other hand, a sly smile secretly crept onto Qin Yu's lips.

Serves you right for dragging my account down to Iron rank!

"you!"

Li Sisi's forehead veins bulged, and she rolled up her sleeves with a murderous look on her face.

"You brat, if I don't beat you until your face is covered in sores today, I'm not a Li!"

"Then what's your surname?" Qin Yu asked, looking puzzled, then a look of sudden realization dawned on his face:

"Oh my god, Sisi, you don't actually want to change your surname to Qin with me, do you?"

"Don't say that, it's really impossible for us."

Li Sisi was so angry she almost fainted.

"Wow! You're such a jerk!"

"enough!"

Li Sisi's father, who was smoking on the balcony, couldn't stand it any longer. His eyes reddened as he glared at Li Sisi and roared:

"You fool, aren't you ashamed enough already!"

Li Sisi: <(ToT)>

……

After dinner, Li Sisi was pulled aside by both sets of parents to continue receiving ideological education.

No matter how Li Sisi explained, she was rendered speechless by Qin's mother's retort, "I only believe what I see with my own eyes, and my eyes are the ruler!"

Qin Yu sat to the side cracking sunflower seeds, and seeing Sisi's almost frantic expression, he was overjoyed.

What was that saying again?

The person who wronged you knows better than you how wronged you are.

After watching the excitement for a while, a wave of drowsiness washed over Qin Yu, who yawned and returned to his bedroom, happily pulling up the covers to take a short nap.

Five hours later,

The sun had already set, and it was almost dinnertime when Qin Yu slowly woke up and stretched.

He called out towards the door:

"Mom, is dinner ready yet?"

"Not yet, let's wait a little longer."

Qin Yu frowned slightly upon hearing this.

His sleep quality has been declining lately.

In the past, he could sleep seamlessly from lunch until dinnertime after lunch.

It seems he should start taking better care of his health from now on. He's so young and only sleeps fourteen hours a day; his health will definitely collapse if he continues like this.

Qin Yu shook his head, pushed open the door, and prepared to go to the bathroom to relieve himself.

However, as soon as he came out, he saw that Sisi's parents were still giving her a lecture in the living room.

Sisi was now slumped on the sofa, looking utterly hopeless, her eyes completely lifeless, as if she had been corrupted.

When Qin Yu saw this, he felt a little sorry for her.

Sister Sisi is guilty, but not guilty of this.

With that in mind, he went to Sisi's parents and explained the situation to them.

But to everyone's surprise, Sisi's parents are now completely obsessed and refuse to believe it.

"Xiaoyu, I know you're a good kid, but you don't need to cover for your sister anymore. I must change her mind about such a rebellious idea today!"

Qin Yu: "..."

Qin Yu helplessly spread his hands and cast a sympathetic look at Sister Sisi.

I've tried my best, but there's really nothing I can do to save you.

……

……

P.S.: A rich and beautiful woman contacted me today, saying she wanted to be my sugar daddy and that I should stop writing novels.

When I heard that, I pushed her away on the spot. Guys, did I do the right thing?