Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"My requirements are not high. I just hope to have a boyfriend who is good-looking, over 1.8 meters tall, owns a house and a car, and earns more than 20,000 yuan a month."

Qin Yu glanced at it, and his brows furrowed instinctively.

Based on her overall self-description, she is definitely a high-quality goddess.

But if she's such a high-quality goddess, how could she have fallen so low as to need to rely on a confession wall to find a boyfriend?

Something is wrong, 12 out of 10 things are wrong!

He immediately replied:

"I need you to provide your body and weight data, as well as your school graduation certificate and income and salary statements to prove that what you said is true."

[Little Lolita is here]: "No problem, I never lie."

Then, she sent Qin Yu several screenshots.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu's pupils widened instantly, and he gasped sharply, exclaiming, "Good heavens!"

She is 1.52 meters tall, weighs 93 kg, graduated from Dongping Textile Vocational and Technical College, and currently earns a little over 3000 yuan.

Damn, this little brat never tells the truth!

Qin Yu was completely stunned.

"No, sis, let's put everything else aside for now. The key point is that you clearly graduated from a junior college and earn three thousand a month, so why are you lying through your teeth?"

【Little Lolita is here】: "I'm not lying. Haven't you heard of that formula? A girl with a junior college degree = a boy with a bachelor's degree, a girl earning 3,000 a month = a boy earning 20,000 a month. I'm not exaggerating."

Qin Yu: "..."

Holy crap, what kind of Chen Ping inequality is this?!

The classic 2000￥ > 3000$, right?

Qin Yu's lips twitched violently as he replied directly:

"Hey lady, this is a confession wall, not a load-bearing wall, and it's definitely not a wishing wall. You'd better find someone else!"

Qin Yu shook his head, exclaiming that it was outrageous.

Then, he opened the next private message section.

I am Boiling Sheep, the tough guy from Sheep Village.

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly when he saw the other person's nickname.

Goodness, this is the first time I've ever seen someone use "I'm a simp" as a nickname.

The boy asked:

"Master, it's like this, my girlfriend and I are in a long-distance relationship."

"Then Valentine's Day is coming up soon, so I told her I was going to visit her, but she was worried that I would spend too much money and wouldn't let me come no matter what. She even said she would get angry if I came without her permission."

"But I've also heard from others that when a girl says 'no,' she actually means 'yes.' So, Master, do you think I should go see her on Valentine's Day?"

Qin Yu fell silent upon seeing this.

Goodness, this kid really lives up to his name.

He shook his head helplessly and replied:

"Don't go. This is better for all three of you."

【I am Boiling Sheep, the tough guy from Sheep Village】: "Huh? Why are there three people?"

"Because your girlfriend is spending Valentine's Day with another boyfriend, you idiot!"

"Oh, by the way, one more thing: if your girlfriend suddenly calls you on Valentine's Day night, don't answer. It's very likely a mission from your master."

【I am Boiling Sheep, the tough guy of Sheep Village】: ? ? ?

For the next hour or so, Qin Yu continued to help countless people solve all sorts of bizarre emotional problems, and his own mental strength increased by more than 100 points again!

Although he was given a lot of spiritual energy, he felt that he deserved it all.

After all, in just over an hour, he witnessed countless emotional stories that shattered his worldview, and he felt as if his own values ​​were about to collapse.

In that short hour, he felt it would take at least a week to recover.

The increase of over 100 points in mental strength was not a reward for completing the mission, but rather compensation for his mental losses.

With this in mind, Qin Yu secretly accessed the foreign website Little Bluebird, hoping to see the female goddesses in the daily competition and soothe his wounded heart.

However, just as Qin Yu took out a tissue box, Lin Qingxue suddenly sent out a bronze-level quest issued by the Adventurers' Guild in the four-person group chat.