Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

Just as Sisi went in to take a shower, her phone, which was on the table, suddenly rang.

Qin Yu leaned closer to take a look and found that it was a WeChat message sent by someone with the WeChat name "Xi Ji Ba Wang".

"Sisi, are you awake? Have you eaten? What did you eat? Are you hungry? New Year's Day is coming soon, are you coming back?"

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly when he saw the message.

Damn, isn't this just pure Boiling Sheep...?

"Sister Sisi, someone named Xiji Bawang sent you a WeChat message!"

Qin Yu shouted into the bathroom.

"What 'Overlord'?" came Sister Sisi's puzzled voice from inside the bathroom.

"Xi Ji is a tyrant."

"What Xi Ji?"

"Xi Ji is a tyrant."

"Ji Ba what?"

"It's you, you simp!"

"Oh, you mean Wang Dalei? Then just give him a quick reply for me. By the way, don't be too gentle, or he'll think I'm interested in him again."

"ojbk."

Qin Yu nodded, then opened Sisi's WeChat and replied:

"Hey bro, stop sending it, she went to take a shower, you're too late."

[Xi Ji Ba Wang]: "???"

"No, who the hell are you?"

Qin Yu: "You don't need to know who I am; knowing won't do you any good."

"Anyway, that's how it is. Don't bother her anymore."

"By the way, just so you know, her feet smell really bad."

[Xi Ji Ba Wang]: "How did you know her feet smelled bad?"

Qin Yu: "She lay on my bed and kicked me in the face, how could I not know?"

[Xi Ji Ba Wang]: "She's already in your bed???"

Qin Yu: "Ah, what do you think?"

"Do not!!!"

Upon hearing these words, Wang Dalei on the other end of the phone felt as if he had been struck by lightning, as if struck by a bolt from the blue.

Just then, snowflakes began to fall from the sky.

……

At the breakfast table, Qin Yu's family and his aunt's family were enjoying their breakfast together in a harmonious atmosphere.

The adults all had dark circles under their eyes, clearly indicating that they had been playing mahjong all night.

"According to the morning news, just tonight in the early hours of the morning, led by two town envoys, the headquarters of the Divine Envoy Society, which had been hiding in Jiangnan City for many years, was completely eradicated..."

Listening to the news report on TV, both sets of parents simultaneously turned their gazes to Li Sisi, who was calmly eating breakfast, looking completely bewildered.

"Why are you looking at me? Eat your food," Li Sisi asked, looking puzzled.

"No, Sisi, you went out last night to do this?"

"Huh, is there something strange?" Li Sisi looked at everyone with a puzzled expression.

"hiss!!!"

Upon hearing this, everyone gasped in shock.

While they were playing mahjong, this girl actually eradicated the biggest evil force in the area.

This is just too outrageous!

Qin Yu was shoveling rice into his mouth when he suddenly felt a strong sour taste rush into his nasal cavity.

"Hmm? Sister Sisi, did you not wash your feet properly? Why do they smell sour?"

Li Sisi was immediately speechless and gave Qin Yu a sharp rap on the head.

Father Qin Xiaotian shook his head: "It's your mother who's feeling sour."

"Sour?"

Qin Yu was stunned when he heard this. He looked at his mother and saw that she was so envious and jealous that she was almost grinding her teeth to powder.

Mother Chen Min looked at her aunt with envy:

"Big sister, how did you manage to have such a wonderful daughter?"

Auntie waved her hand with a smile: "Don't say that. We envy you for having such a good son as Xiaoyu. He's handsome and has a great sense of humor. Isn't that wonderful?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Min's eyes lit up immediately:

"That would be great! How about I give Xiaoyu to you as your son, and you give Sisi to us as your daughter?"

Auntie chuckled dryly, "Hehe, then there's really no need for that."

Qin Yu: "..."

"Shall I leave?" (Deathly smile)

To make his presence known, Qin Yu suddenly asked:

"By the way, I suddenly have a question!"

"What's the problem?" Everyone looked over.

"Exactly, do you think the truth lies with the minority or the majority?"

"That must have happened to only a few people," everyone said in unison.