Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

No one will know.

All of this started because a high school senior found an iPhone that had fallen from the sky...

At this moment, Qin Yu, the person involved, is lying in a warm bed, sleeping soundly and comfortably.

"Hehe, watch me add some secret sauce for you, I'll treat you to a secret-recipe mini burger, hehe, snore..."

……

Headquarters of the Night Patrol Division of Southeast Province.

Qin Qingshan couldn't help but smile as he listened to his subordinate Chen Haodong's report.

"These two kids are really something, managing to wipe out the Divine Envoy Society branch that has been entrenched in Jiangnan City for so long in such a short time."

Chen Haodong smiled slightly and said, "After all, they are two geniuses who were able to get an S-level rating in the Zhenye Division training camp. Especially that girl named Li Sisi, who was the top student in that year's Zhenye Division training camp. Her strength and wisdom are naturally immeasurable."

"Li Sisi..." Upon hearing this name, Qin Qingshan's smile widened even further.

“I remember this girl is my daughter-in-law’s sister’s child, so she’s actually related to me in some way.”

Thinking of this, Qin Qingshan couldn't help but sigh softly again:

"Comparison is the thief of joy. My grandson may be talented, but compared to this girl, he's nothing."

Upon hearing this, Chen Haodong smiled and said:

"What are you saying, Inspector Qin? I have met Young Master Qin several times. This child is clearly gifted and has the demeanor of a great master like the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix."

Upon hearing this, Qin Qingshan couldn't help but sigh and rub his forehead:

I don’t know if he’s naturally intelligent, but he’s definitely quite the shrewd and talented.

Chen Haodong: "..."

It's unclear when exactly, but the terms "Sleeping Dragon" and "Young Phoenix" have changed from positive to negative.

Just then, a subordinate walked in, his face extremely solemn.

"Envoy Qin, an urgent request for assistance has been sent from Tiannan Pass. At 11:23 PM last night, the Demon Emperor 'Gedan' led an army of 100,000 demons in a surprise attack. The front line north of Tiannan Pass is suffering heavy losses and is on the verge of falling. We urgently request your assistance, Envoy Qin!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Qingshan's eyes narrowed sharply, and without any hesitation, he nodded decisively:

"Okay, I understand. Tell them I'm leaving now, and tell them to hold on!"

Before he could finish speaking, Qin Qingshan's figure had already vanished from the spot.

Upon seeing this, Chen Haodong and another subordinate's expressions suddenly turned solemn, and they bowed deeply towards the sky not far away:

"We eagerly await the triumphant return of Envoy Qin."

……

The next morning, just as the first hint of dawn appeared on the horizon,

Qin Yu was awakened by a strong, pungent smell, like pickled cabbage.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and what came into view was a pair of size 40 white feet!

An extremely pungent stench assaulted his nostrils, almost causing his soul to leave his body and ascend to heaven to meet God.

"What the hell!?"

Qin Yu was so frightened that his face turned pale instantly, and he quickly rolled off the bed.

After a while,

With a pained expression, Qin Yu rubbed his buttocks as he got up and looked at the bed, only to see that there was another person lying on it.

It was Li Sisi.

At this moment, Li Sisi lay on the bed, her clothes tattered, covered in dust and blood, fast asleep. Her two large white feet emitted a nauseating, sour stench, as if they were emitting a putrid, greenish odor.

"Holy crap!???"

Qin Yu was shocked and shouted when he saw Li Sisi's miserable state.

Li Sisi was awakened by Qin Yu's shouts. She rubbed her sleepy eyes and yawned.

"Sisi, are you alright?"

Qin Yu swallowed hard and looked at Li Sisi with a worried expression.

Li Sisi was taken aback when she heard this, and shook her head: "I'm fine."

"Then why are you covered in blood?"

"Oh, this isn't mine, it's all someone else's blood."

Qin Yu: "..."

"Good heavens, how many people did you have to kill to dye your white clothes this red?"

"Sister Sisi, why don't you turn yourself in? In your current situation, even if my grandfather is the Great Xia Inspector, he can't protect you."

"What are you talking about?!" Li Sisi waved her hand dismissively: "I'm going to wipe out your Divine Envoy Association headquarters."

"You destroyed the headquarters of the Divine Envoy Society!?"

Qin Yu was completely dumbfounded.

This divine messenger had been entrenched in their area for over a hundred years, leaving countless heroes and warriors helpless, yet you easily wiped them out overnight.

Is it so outrageous?

Qin Yu now had a more direct understanding of how terrifying Li Sisi was.

"Sister Sisi, you're awesome!"

This was the first time Qin Yu had uttered such a heartfelt exclamation.

"It's alright," Li Sisi waved her hand dismissively. "Speaking of which, you deserve a lot of credit for wiping them out so easily this time."

"Me, to perform meritorious service?" Qin Yu was taken aback.

"Yes, you have no idea how explosive the information was hidden in that iPhone you found."

Afterwards, Li Sisi recounted the whole story to Qin Yu.

After hearing this, Qin Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said with excitement:

"Holy crap! This isn't just a small achievement, it's a monumental one!"

"Sister Sisi, do I get any reward?"

"A reward?" Li Sisi stroked her chin and pondered for a moment. "I don't know, but there should be one. I'll ask for you later."

"Okay, Sister Sisi, just tell them that I'm not a greedy person. Just give me a few hundred billion or two, that's fine. Don't make the reward too outrageous, or I'll get arrogant." Qin Yu said with a shy smile, scratching his head.

Li Sisi's lips twitched slightly upon hearing this.

"You're really good at asking for the moon, aren't you? Hundreds of billions? Why don't you just say you'll be the Emperor of Great Xia?"

Qin Yu nodded seriously and said, "If he's willing, I'm not opposed to it."

"Forget it, I'm going to take a shower."

Li Sisi waved her hand, then took off her clothes and went into the bathroom.

After Li Sisi left the room, Qin Yu's expression changed instantly. He hurriedly took out a bottle of air freshener from the drawer and sprayed it all over the room.

No, no, Sisi's feet smell so bad!

He simply couldn't imagine how someone's feet could smell that bad.

It seems that novels are all lies.

A beautiful woman's feet are fragrant and delicate, and the sweat she exudes is a mixture of fresh floral and natural scents.

However, the fact is,

No matter how beautiful a woman is, if her feet sweat and are covered by shoes, they will still smell!

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P.S.: The day doesn't understand the darkness of the night, and you don't understand my love for you 〒_〒