Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"But right now, everyone at our table believes that truth lies with the minority, but aren't we the majority now?"

Everyone:? ? ?

Everyone was stunned by Qin Yu's question.

"Truth may lie with the minority, but we are the majority..."

Everyone's brains were working like crazy, almost burning out.

Even a top student like Li Sisi, a graduate of Imperial University, was now deeply confused.

Suddenly, everyone lost their appetite and began to ponder that sentence.

On the other hand, Qin Yu happily ate two more meat buns before heading off to school.

……

On his way to school, Qin Yu also ran into Liu Damao and Li Xiaoke.

At this moment, the two of them were riding a small electric scooter, moving forward at a snail's pace of 0.1 meters per second.

Upon seeing this, Qin Yu's lips twitched violently.

"Good heavens, thick-browed kid, how did you get influenced by Liu Damao and buy such an old and beat-up electric scooter?"

Li Xiaoke said speechlessly, "I've said it so many times, my name is Li Xiaoke, not Thick-Eyebrowed Kid."

"Okay, browy kid."

Li Xiaoke: "..."

Too lazy to continue correcting Qin Yu, Li Xiaoke immediately explained:

"Here's the thing."

“I just got my driver’s license a couple of days ago, so I’m planning to go to the dealership to buy a car for commuting.”

"But who knew that the car salesman would ignore me because I was a student? I was so angry that I turned around and went to Grandpa Wang's scrap collector across the street and spent a huge sum of 150 yuan to buy a used Aima electric car, which made that salesman speechless!"

"You didn't see how angry that salesperson got when I rode my electric scooter up to him and waved it around. His eyes rolled so wide they disappeared, leaving only the whites of his eyes!"

Qin Yu's lips twitched slightly. Good heavens, that was clearly a disdainful eye roll.

"By the way, Lao Qin, why don't you go and buy a little electric scooter from Grandpa Wang who collects scraps? That way, the three of us can ride them to school together!"

Qin Yu's lips twitched violently upon hearing this, and he waved his hand, saying:

"Come on, at this speed, by the time we get to school, it'll be past the end of the school term!"

"Then wouldn't it be perfect if we didn't have to go to school?" Liu Damao said with a sly smile.

"When the teacher asks, we can say that we were on our way to school the whole time, but the electric scooter was too slow. How can they blame us for that?"

"Hmm?" Qin Yu's eyebrows suddenly twitched, and his eyes lit up instantly:

"Yeah! You're a real talent!"

Inside a dilapidated scrap metal recycling station.

"Uncle Wang, give me a little electric scooter, money is no problem!"

Qin Yu waved his hand and said with a hearty expression.

Upon hearing this, Grandpa Wang beamed and pulled out a small black electric scooter.

"Yadi electric scooter, 80% new, super fast, can cover a distance of ten meters in just ten seconds!"

Qin Yu's lips twitched. That's just one meter per second, isn't it?

He shook his head: "No, it's too fast."

"It's not slow at all. No three- or four-year-old child or seventy- or eighty-year-old elderly person can outrun this little electric scooter!"

As Grandpa Wang was explaining, he suddenly realized something was wrong:

"Hmm? You said it's too fast?"

“Yes,” Qin Yu nodded, “Is there a slower one?”

Grandpa Wang was completely bewildered.

In all his years in this line of work, this was the first time he had ever heard such a strange request.

Not fast, just slow?

What, you want to take your time and do a better job?

Grandpa Wang shook his head and said, "Then there's only this nine-handed Ai Ma left, with a top speed of 0.1 meters per second."

(Aima Electric Bike complaining: Please, I'll give you double the money and change my name to Yadi!)

"This is the one!"

When Qin Yu saw this nine-handed beloved horse, his eyes lit up and he bought it for 146.29 yuan.