Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

In the evening, Qin Yu returned home.

"East Wind!"

"North wind!"

"bump!"

The two sets of parents were still playing mahjong with great enthusiasm.

However, judging from the expressions on their faces,

Auntie clearly won, while Mom clearly lost.

"Xiaoyu is back."

The aunt waved to him with a smile and pulled out a 500 yuan bill:

"It's almost Chinese New Year, and your aunt doesn't have much to give you. Here's five hundred yuan, take it and buy some good food."

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu couldn't help but scratch his head shyly:

"Auntie, I can't accept this."

However, despite saying that, he silently pulled his pockets up to the maximum, directly facing the aunt's hand holding the banknotes.

"You kid."

The aunt smiled and shook her head, then put five hundred yuan in cash into his pocket.

"Thank you for the gift, Auntie!"

Qin Yu clasped his hands together, a serene smile on his face.

Aunt's lips twitched slightly.

Why does this feel like they're trying to send me away?

"Mom, my aunt gave me five yuan, so as my own mother, you should at least give me something in return."

Qin Yu smiled and rubbed his fingers together with his mother.

However, Mom seemed oblivious, her brows furrowed as she stared at the mahjong tiles in front of her.

Seeing his mother like this, Qin Yu asked curiously:

What's wrong with Mom?

Dad said in a low voice, "Your mom has already lost 5."

Qin Yu was startled upon hearing this.

Goodness, how much can you bet to lose 5k?

Qin Yu shook his head helplessly: "Fine, let me help my mom with the cards and turn the tide for her."

As he spoke, he came up behind his mother, and upon seeing her cards, he exclaimed with immense joy:

"Damn, Mom, you've got a really strong hand! You're just one more one of the four of bamboo to go for a pure suit hand!"

Dad: ⊙w⊙

大姨父：(?0?7?7?4д?7?3｀)

Aunt: (○?1?9e?1?9○)

Mom: (?0?7 words?0?7╬)

Upon hearing Qin Yu's words, Auntie's body trembled violently. She quickly replaced the One of Bamboo she was about to play with another tile, her face filled with relief.

That was close! If she had played that card, she would have had to give back half of the money she won today.

Thinking of this, the aunt looked at Qin Yu with gratitude.

This kid is good; we can get along.

Give him a red envelope; he's truly putting righteousness before family!

At this moment, Qin Yu's mother's face was as black as Li Kui's, her face extremely dark.

I saw my mother with her head down, silent.

Although she didn't speak, anyone could feel her anger at that moment, as if a volcano was about to erupt.

"Um, Mom, would you believe me if I said I didn't do it on purpose?"

Knowing he had made a huge mistake, Qin Yu chuckled and scratched his head.

However, the only response he received was from his mother's eyes, which gleamed with a murderous red light.

"Here comes the knife!"

My mother's face darkened as she gave a cold shout.

The next moment, Dad ran happily to the kitchen, grabbed a big cleaver, and handed it to Mom.

Qin Yu's eyes widened suddenly: "Holy crap!? Dad, are you trying to kill me already?"

The father shook his head helplessly: "Son, you're just asking for trouble. I can only say, be more careful in your next life."

Qin Yu's lips twitched violently.

The next moment, he took off running back to his bedroom, quickly locked the door, and shouted towards the outside:

"Mom, I was wrong! To punish myself, I won't go out tonight and will stand here in the corner to reflect on my mistakes!"

Click!

Before he could finish speaking, a large cleaver suddenly pierced through the door, nearly cutting off Qin Yu's nose.

Qin Yu was so frightened that his whole body trembled, his hair stood on end, and he quickly took a big step back, his face trembling with fear.

Fortunately, the enraged mother was eventually stopped by the father and aunt, preventing a tragedy from occurring.

"so close."

Qin Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

He had recklessly courted death countless times throughout his life, but this time, it was the closest he had ever come to death.

For a moment, he even felt that death was coming to take him away.