Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

"Xiao Si, I'm not trying to criticize you, but don't panic at the slightest thing. You should learn from me how to remain calm even when Mount Tai collapses in front of you. That's the kind of responsibility a man should have."

Zhao Jun stood with his hands behind his back and said calmly.

"Understood." The subordinate nodded obediently.

"Tell me, what happened?"

"Boss, this is what happened. Two Night Guardians suddenly arrived in Jiangnan City, preparing to reopen the investigation into our group company."

"What!?"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Jun turned pale with fright and fell off the sofa with a thud.

"Has the truth been revealed!?"

The subordinate shook his head: "That shouldn't be the case. After all, it's not just our group that's reopening the investigation; there are several other leading companies in Jiangnan City as well."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Jun breathed a sigh of relief, though his face still showed lingering fear.

He thought that the research on alien species had been exposed and that the Night Guardian had led his men to attack.

Holy crap, that scared him to death!

For a fleeting moment, he thought he saw his great-grandmother come to pick him up.

Thinking of this, Zhao Jun was so angry that his head was practically steaming, and he immediately slapped his subordinate across the face.

"Baka! Can't you speak faster?!"

The subordinate covered his red and swollen face with a wronged expression:

"Didn't you say that you should remain calm even if Mount Tai collapses before you?"

"How dare you talk back?"

Enraged, Zhao Jun slapped him again.

Subordinate: 〒_〒

"Alright, quickly give the order to immediately halt all research on the alien species, and make sure to hide all related research data and equipment!"

Zhao Jun waved his hand impatiently, dismissing his men.

He then sat back down in his seat with a worried expression, tapping the table with his fingers.

After much deliberation, he finally took out another phone from the drawer and dialed a number.

The call was quickly connected, and a middle-aged man's voice came through.

"You bastard, didn't I tell you not to contact me during this time?"

Zhao Jun, however, disregarded all that and asked nervously, "Dad, what's going on? Why has the investigation been suddenly reopened?"

"I don't know either, you figure it out yourself."

"Also, don't contact me again! Otherwise, don't blame me for turning against you and refusing to acknowledge your wrongdoing!"

"Beep beep..."

The call was immediately disconnected.

"grass!"

Zhao Jun was so angry that he threw his phone away.

However, because the force was too great, the phone smashed through the floor-to-ceiling window and fell from a height of more than 70 meters.

Zhao Jun: "..."

CTMD!

Who the hell said this window is made of special tempered glass that can be bulletproof? This is just a complete shoddy construction project!

……

"Young man, want your fortune told? It's free."

Qin Yu was taking a walk on the street when a fortune teller suddenly called out to him.

"Come on, you bunch of charlatans have no integrity whatsoever."

Qin Yu waved his hand: "If I really let it go, you'll have to say I'm going to have a bloody disaster, and if I don't believe you, you'll have to charge me."

The fortune teller's lips twitched slightly.

Goodness, this kid perfectly predicted all of his next moves...

This isn't someone in the same industry, but someone who's been scammed before.

Seeing Qin Yu gradually disappear into the distance, the fortune teller quickly spoke up:

"Young man, I'm not like those other flashy, cheap women on the market. If I say it's free, I really mean it. If I'm lying, may my whole family die a violent death!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Yu raised an eyebrow: "Oh? Really?"

"It's 100% true!"

The fortune teller nodded earnestly, while secretly thinking to himself, "Anyway, I'm an orphan and have no family."

Seeing the fortune teller's sincere attitude, and even considering that he had staked his family's money, Qin Yu decided to trust him this time.

"Then tell my fortune."

The fortune teller nodded, then said, "Young man, please open your mouth."

Qin Yu was taken aback: "Why do you want me to open my mouth?"

"I'll tell your fortune," the fortune teller said matter-of-factly.

"But isn't fortune telling usually done by looking at palm lines?"

"That's why I'm different from those flashy, cheap women," the fortune teller said with a confident smile, patting his chest.

"Trust me, young man, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it."

"alright."

Although Qin Yu found it a bit strange, he still obediently opened his mouth.

The fortune teller leaned closer, sniffed the air slightly, pondered for a moment, and then spoke:

"You ate dumplings today, with chive and egg filling."

Qin Yu: "..."

"Don't tell me this is what you calculated?"

"Just tell me if my calculations are accurate or not?"

"You can go pull me over there!" Qin Yu's lips twitched.

Do I even need to calculate this?

Anyone with a nose can smell it, right?

Qin Yu shook his head speechlessly.

This is truly a case of fortune telling being a scam; the truth is all fabricated by shills.

"Hey, don't go, young man, I haven't finished my calculations yet. I just saw that you have a lucky sign, and something good will happen to you soon."

"hehe."

Qin Yu responded with a cold laugh, no longer believing in such fortune tellers.

However, at that moment, a warning signal suddenly came from above.

"Huh? What is that!?"

Qin Yu was startled and reached out to catch the phone, which was now in his hand.

He looked closely and realized it was an iPhone 18 Pro Max in rose gold.

"Holy crap!? A cell phone fell from the sky?" Qin Yu's eyes widened, his face filled with disbelief.

"Look how accurate I was! I said something good would happen to you, and it happened!" The fortune teller next to him still shamelessly leaned over to take credit.

Qin Yu simply rolled his eyes at him, made an international friendliness gesture, put his phone in his pocket, and left.

It's obvious that someone accidentally fell from the building.

He took it home and waited for the owner to call.

As for why it wasn't given to the night watchman...

The reason is also very simple,

If I hand it over to the night watchman, how will he ask for a reward if the owner comes looking for it?

……

……

P.S.: Yanzu, stop it! There's winter break homework everywhere outside!