Stop pretending, I'm a security guard, a five-star general!

(Death: You're really tough, kid. You've jumped around in front of me so many times and I still couldn't take you away...)

There's an old saying that goes, "You won't shed tears until you see the coffin."

Having experienced this incredibly dangerous situation, Qin Yu finally made a secret decision in his heart that he would never again flinch at death and court it.

Wait a minute?

Qin Yu suddenly realized a problem.

Death is a Western god, isn't it?

But this is the Great Xia Dynasty, which is not within the scope of Death's business!

No matter how powerful Death God is, can He possibly have any influence over a Great Xia person like me?

Thinking of this, Qin Yu immediately calmed down and his hands stopped trembling.

It's alright, the misunderstanding is cleared up.

I'll continue to act recklessly and be cheeky.

(King Yama of the Underworld: ???)

Then, Qin Yu glanced at the time on the clock and thought to himself,

It's only a little past nine o'clock now, I can still write and update at ten o'clock.

With this in mind, Qin Yu lay comfortably in bed and started scrolling through Douyin (TikTok).

"Shocking! A single male celebrity surnamed Hu suddenly announced that his wife is pregnant!!!"

"Currently low income? Experts suggest renting out spare rooms and using your private car as a part-time ride-hailing driver."

"The movie 'Boonie Bears: The Big Bang Theory' has surpassed 10 billion yuan at the box office, becoming the biggest dark horse of this Spring Festival film season!"

"..."

Looking at the inquiries in front of him, Qin Yu shook his head.

What is all this stuff? It's a complete mess.

Girls who flirt with the edge are still prettier.

Qin Yu scrolled through the pages quickly and soon came across a video of a girl dancing provocatively.

The video shows a girl dancing provocatively in revealing clothes, sticking out her tongue with a glittering tongue stud and captivating eyes.

"Monster, monster!"

Qin Yu couldn't help but let out a heartfelt sigh, and Ah Kun instantly became swollen again.

Without saying a word, he gave it a like and opened the comments section.

However, a comment pinned by this borderline female blogger made him frown.

"Don't get too carried away, you loser guys in the comments section. I was just dancing normally, nothing inappropriate. It just goes to show that people with dirty minds see everything as dirty. (Sweating soybean emoji)"

This comment immediately garnered the approval of countless young women.

"That's right. I feel sorry for the blogger. She just posted a normal dance video, but she has to be criticized and made dirty jokes by these disgusting men. It's really speechless."

"Blogger, ignore these losers. In reality, they're just losers who've never even held a girl's hand."

"We dress up, put on makeup, and dance just to please ourselves. I really can't understand why these ordinary men are so confident when they are so ordinary?"

"No wonder experts say that every boy is a potential pervert. Now, looking at the comments section, it's true. Another day of my fear of men."

"..."

The girls, one after another, completely belittled the male compatriots in the comments section.

It was as if they were noble and pure white fairies, while the men were just a bunch of filthy and despicable sewer rats.

Qin Yu was immediately displeased upon seeing this.

He admitted he was despicable, but this blogger is definitely not a good person either. His hypocrisy and hypocrisy are disgusting and make him want to vomit.

Qin Yu's eyes darted around, and an idea immediately came to him. He wrote in the comments section:

True love is the bargaining chip to refute them.

Ignore those who criticize you.

Learn to filter out the foul smells.

Their goal is to provoke you into anger.

Arguing heatedly and blushing is embarrassing.

This comment immediately garnered countless likes and cheers from female netizens.

"That's right, well said, ladies! Let's be beautiful on our own and not pay any attention to these disgusting men!"

"This comment perfectly expresses my feelings, it's absolutely brilliant!"

"Everyone, let's upvote this comment and show these disgusting men the difference between them and us!"