This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!
Chapter 293 Hurry up and crawl between my legs!
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"Tonight, our program team is sponsoring everyone to have a barbecue."
The NPC Director Cui from the convenience store appears, displaying a large pile of barbecue ingredients.
From beef and mutton, pork belly to lettuce, pineapple, and various dipping sauces, everything is available.
The guests were already familiar with the show's format, and none of them showed much surprise.
"Speak, what are your conditions?" Wen Yao asked calmly, arms crossed.
Director Cui asked, puzzled, "Couldn't we just sincerely sponsor you to improve your lives?"
Wen Yao: "Put your hand on your conscience and raise three fingers on the other hand to swear an oath. Say it again."
Director Cui coughed lightly: "...The conditions are not difficult; all we need to do is play a little game."
The guests all wore expressions of "I knew it!"
"The rules of the game are simple—grab a spot."
"The team will be divided into two groups by drawing lots on site. Regardless of the method used, the team that gets on the boat the most times within three minutes will receive a generous food package."
As soon as Director Cui announced the rules, everyone started raising their hands to speak.
What if there's a tie?
What if neither side can board the ship?
Does the definition of 'any means necessary' include the use of weapons?
Director Cui: !!!
I'm truly impressed by you bunch of living fathers!
What was supposed to be a fun little game has suddenly turned into a martial arts movie scene!
The game hadn't even started, and the viewers in the live stream were already laughing.
Using any means necessary equals cutting off all losses.
[Hilarious! I already have a feeling the show is about to begin!]
Others compete on quantity and quality, but this group is fighting tooth and nail.
...
Director Cui patiently and earnestly persuaded him for a long time until his throat was dry, and it all boiled down to one central idea:
Click till.
Everyone: Okay, okay, we all understand.
"Let's start the draw." Director Cui took out a handful of bamboo sticks. "Long sticks for one team, short sticks for another team."
Soon, the lineups for both teams were finalized.
Team 1: Gu Yan, Sheng Pianran, Yun Yue, Lu Anbo
Team 2: Wen Yao, Joshua, Lin Xinwei, Yun Xing
With this lineup, both sides have a great chance of winning, and the audience is eagerly anticipating the outcome.
The two teams split up to study tactics, showing a determination to win at all costs.
It just started burning for no reason.
[Whose dating reality show has such a strong competitive spirit among its guests...?]
With a whistle from Coach Cui, the competition to grab positions began!
Gu Yan took the lead and blocked the entrance to the ship!
"Hey! One man can hold the pass against ten thousand!"
But he not only blocked two teams, but also his own teammates.
Lu Anbo and the others were in a panic.
"Gu Yan, what's wrong with you?"
"We're your teammates!"
Gu Yan suddenly realized and said seriously:
"Bai Zi, quickly crawl between my legs!"
Lu Amber: ?
Bro, don't mess with me.
[Good news! That brat Yanzi has inexhaustible energy!]
[Bad news: They can't distinguish friend from foe; they're blocking both the enemy and their own teammates.]
[Bai Zi: Yan Ge, am I your opponent or your teammate?]
...
With great luck, Yunyue managed to squeeze onto the ship at the right moment.
Lu Anbo got excited: "Yan-ge! Go for it! If you can stop us, we win!!"
But in the blink of an eye, the situation changed drastically.
Wen Yao waved her hand, and the two teams immediately split into smaller groups, turning into 1v1 battles.
Wen Yao to Gu Yan.
Yunxing faced Sheng Pianran.
Joshua to Lu Amber.
Lu Amber: "Come on! I'll fight you to the death!"
Joshua gave it a casual push—
"Pfft!"
Lu Anbo, looking radiant, fell into the sea!
Joshua: ?
Is it that weak?
Sheng Pianran's eyes flashed, and she pretended to be pushed into the water by Yun Xing!
"Gu Yan, save me!"
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