This is the entertainment industry! No tantrums or shouting allowed!
Chapter 292 Minister of Justice, Brother Lou
The shampoo machine is being started for the first time.
Hair washing person: Gu Yan.
Participant: Lu Anbo.
Lu Anbo whispered, "Brother, don't wash my hairpiece off!"
Gu Yan gave an OK sign: "It's wrapped up."
He stepped on the switch, and in an instant, four showerheads sprayed water from different angles, the powerful water flow directly washing away Lu Anbo's entire head of hairpieces!
Gu Yan: "..."
Lu Amber: "..."
The scene fell into deathly silence.
Everyone was stunned by the number of hairpieces that had fallen off and Lu Anbo's sparse scalp, which was almost completely bare!
【Yanzi, you've really messed this up!】
[Yanzi, I see you're not planning to let Baizi off the hook.]
[Is this water flow, inkstone, or a water gun?]
Wen Yao: "Bai Zi, your hair loss is so severe."
Yunxing: "Lu Anbo, you need to use anti-hair loss products."
Yunyue: "In this situation...wouldn't a hair transplant be faster?"
You have no intention of letting him go either.
...
Lu Anbo let out a sharp crack and was about to sit up, but was held down firmly by Gu Yan, who was as strong as an ox!
"Don't worry, this miracle doctor will bring you back to health with his miraculous skills!"
He haphazardly stuck the hairpiece back on Lu Anbo's head and started spouting nonsense with a straight face.
"Have you heard of the three-second rule? Food that falls on the ground within three seconds can be eaten, and hair that falls into water within three seconds can grow back!"
With the hairpiece back on his head, Lu Anbo closed his eyes and lay down peacefully.
Everyone was dumbfounded. This is possible?
After filling the shampoo basin—which was essentially a bucket—with water, Gu Yan encountered another problem.
The chairs used for shampooing in barbershops have a curved shape, allowing your head to fit perfectly into the sink.
However, when he designed this shampoo machine, he overlooked the ergonomic curves...
Simply put, there's nowhere to put your head.
Gu Yan cautiously probed, "Brother, can you swim?"
Although Lu Amber didn't understand the necessary connection between washing hair and swimming, she still told him the truth:
"Yes, my hometown is right by the river."
"That's great," Gu Yan said with relief. "Then you must be very good at diving too."
Lu Amber: ?
Wait... how does washing your hair relate to diving?
Before he could react, he felt as if fate had grabbed him by the back of the neck!
The next second, his entire head was submerged in the bucket of water.
Lu Amber: ? ? ?
He opened his mouth in terror, but only managed to gurgle out a few bubbles.
Wen Yao and the others looked at each other in dismay. Goodness, it was a good thing they didn't agree to try out Gu Yan's shampoo machine.
Once Lu Anbo's hair was completely soaked, Gu Yan finally fished him out of the bucket with satisfaction, and then took out a rake.
"This is a comb to help clear the meridians in your head."
Lu Anbo screamed like a screaming chicken: "You call this a comb?! Ah—"
Gu Yan had already combed her hair up.
Goodness, it feels like Bai Zi's skull is being combed open.
After combing his hair, Gu Yan pulled out a fist-sized hammer.
"This is a small hammer; it's for tapping acupoints on your head."
Lu Amber let out a sharp, explosive roar: "This can even smash a wall, okay? Small hammer 40, big hammer 80, ah—"
Gu Yan slammed the hammer down.
[Holy crap! Yanzi, are you sure this is a hair wash and not torture?]
Finally, the "wellness" segment came to an end.
Gu Yan seemed a little reluctant to stop: "Alright, now it's time for the cleaning."
He stepped on the controller, and immediately four showerheads sprayed water at Lu Amber.
Water was gushing from Lu Anbo's mouth and nostrils, making him look like a human fountain.
"No, it's still not clean."
Gu Yan's tone was serious, "It seems I still have to go underwater..."
Lu Anbo immediately sensed something was wrong and held his breath.
wow-
His head went into the bucket of water again!
Gu Yan kept rinsing the water, but still felt it wasn't clean enough, so he stood up and grabbed Lu Anbo's foot!
"Upside down! He actually used the upside-down hair washing method!"
The guests present were all amazed!
The viewers in the live stream were absolutely blown away!
[Bai Zi, just confess already!]
The world's most useless invention has appeared...
[Who says it's useless? I strongly recommend using this when interrogating prisoners.]
[Ten Most Torture Tortures - Modern High-Definition Remastered Version.mp4]
[Minister of Justice, you bastard! Anyone who sees this, kneel down immediately!]
After rinsing him clean, Gu Yan put Lu Anbo back on the stone and draped a white towel over his face.
At first glance, it seems like Lu Anbo has been gone for a while...
"Hey bro, how was the experience?"
Gu Yan lifted the towel and asked confidently.
Lu Anbo had his eyes closed, but suddenly opened them and spat out several mouthfuls of water, which sprayed all over his face.
"Look how happy the child is, he's even moved to tears." Gu Yan wiped his face with a towel.
Lu Anbo was so angry he almost vomited blood.
"Is there anyone else who wants to experience this?"
Gu Yan looked up and only saw the backs of everyone fleeing at high speed.
"It's true what they say, a wild boar can't eat fine chaff." Gu Yan shook his head and sighed.
...
Lu Anbo weakly wiped his hair, but he didn't have the strength to dry it, so he could only lie on the rock and wait for the sun to dry it.
A graceful figure appeared beside him without his noticing.
"Has he always been targeting you like this?" Sheng Pianran asked with pity. "Lu Anbo, you've really had a tough time these past few days."
Lu Anbo: "It's not hard work, it's just bad luck."
Sheng Pianran gently wiped the water droplets from Lu Anbo's forehead with a handkerchief and said softly, "Actually, in my eyes, you are a very special boy..."
Lu Anbo suddenly gripped her wrist tightly, his gaze piercing.
Sheng Pianran sneered inwardly. Men, indeed, have no resistance to women who offer themselves up...
The next second, Lu Amber's scream echoed through the clouds:
"Ouch! You wiped off my foundation!!"
The commotion was so loud that all the guests at the camp heard it.
"Whose kettle is making that noise?"
"Dolphins swam to our island?"
"Bai Zi has chosen the wrong career path. Why be an idol? He should be a tenor."
...
Not long after, Sheng Pianran returned to the camp with a long face.
She endured her disgust and tried to be friendly to that bald Lu Anbo, but she never expected that he would fight her to the death just because she wiped off her foundation!
That's so tasteless!
I knew so...
She glanced at Gu Yan secretly, a hint of regret in her eyes.
The period when she was unilaterally promoting herself as a couple with Gu Yan was the most glorious and glamorous time of her life.
She couldn't help but think that if only she and Gu Yan had taken their fake relationship into real life back then...
Being with Gu Yan gave her a top-tier boyfriend, a wildly popular sister-in-law like Wen Yao, and a wealthy and powerful mother-in-law...
Sheng Pianran deeply regretted her actions.
But soon, she reacted.
Gu Yan is so soft-hearted; he was willing to ruin his future to save a little girl.
Now... what if everything happens again?
She was the victim, he was the savior...
Sheng Pianran's heart was pounding; she felt like a genius!
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