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Chapter 294 When You're in the Wife-Chasing Crematorium
Sheng Pianran pretended to splash around in the water for a long time, but Gu Yan didn't jump in to save her.
Sheng Pianran: ?
Did Gu Yan not hear it?
Refusing to believe it, she acted out a desperate struggle, surfacing and crying out in utter misery:
"Help! Glug... Gu Yan... Glug..."
The few fans in the live stream were all criticizing Gu Yan.
Can failing to render aid to someone in distress be punishable by death? I'd like to ask.
[I'm so angry! Even if we've never dated, shouldn't we help a friend in danger?]
[At the critical moment of life and death, Pianran thought of calling someone's name, but what about that person...? Heh, disappointment accumulates into despair, and that person will have their day of chasing after her in the afterlife!]
...
Gu Yan couldn't take it anymore: "Big sister, the water here is less than 1.2 meters deep! Aren't you tired of squatting like that?"
A sentence that wakes up the dreamer.
A known:
Sheng Pianran is 1.65 meters tall.
The water depth is 1 meter 1.
So, what posture is Sheng Pianran in the water at this moment?
It's just squatting!
[Hilarious, Yanzi knows how to describe things!]
Good heavens, even when Sheng Pianran stood up straight, the water wasn't even up to her chest! Was she acting like a moth fluttering in the wind?
I'd be embarrassed for Ms. Sheng even if she wasn't embarrassed herself. Doesn't she have any idea how bad her acting skills are?
...
Seeing that Gu Yan remained unmoved, Sheng Pianran had no choice but to pretend to gradually regain her balance.
But what she never expected was...
She was pretending she couldn't swim.
Lu Amber next to me really can't swim!
Lu Anbo fell face down into the water, lost his balance, and was filled with fear of the water, frantically groping for anything he could grab.
Sheng Pianran, who was closest to him, became his lifeline.
Just as Sheng Pianran was about to swim ashore, she felt someone grab her hair.
"Let go of me..." She desperately pried Lu Anbo's hands off.
The more she tried to persuade him, the more frightened Lu Anbo became.
"Help ah ah ah!"
Lu Anbo's heart-wrenching cries for help echoed across the sea.
Sheng Pianran not only failed to swim, but was also dragged into the water and choked on several mouthfuls of water.
Her survival instinct kicked in, and she slapped and kicked Lu Anbo repeatedly.
Lu Anbo's screams grew increasingly agonizing, yet he clung to Sheng Pianran like a water ghost.
The two were seen floating and sinking in the water, entangled in a struggle.
The viewers in the live stream hesitated for a moment.
Is this... a maritime martial arts film?
The guests on "All-Star" are really going all out; land battles weren't enough, now they're even having naval battles!
Who says martial arts films are declining? This martial arts film is fantastic!
[Great! He's a martial arts master! There's hope for Chinese martial arts films!]
...
"Wait, why is someone missing?" Gu Yan looked around and found that Lin Xinwei was nowhere to be seen.
Wen Yao, who was picking his nose, suddenly smiled sweetly: "Brother, bye-bye~"
Lin Xinwei appeared like a ghost, wielding a primordial spiritual treasure—the curling iron.
Gu Yan immediately trembled like a leaf, and with a push from Wen Yao, one more person fell into the water.
Sheng Pianran was overjoyed, thinking that Gu Yan had come to rescue her, and used the last of her strength to control her expression: "Gu Yan, I've been waiting for you for a long time..."
Unexpectedly, Gu Yan's body went limp from the electric shock, and he could barely stand, only managing to hold onto Lu Anbo.
"Bai Zi, save me quickly!"
Sheng Pianran: ? ? ?
So what followed was a scene where Lu Anbo dragged Sheng Pianran along, and Gu Yan dragged Lu Anbo along, and the three of them succumbed to their desires together...
[A love triangle?]
[Teacher Sheng, why are you waiting for Yanzi? Do you think he's reliable?]
[With the addition of Zhuge Liang, Feng Chu, and Teacher Sheng, you three great minds have finally come together]
...
Yunyue, the only one to board the ship, smiled bitterly: "It seems our team has lost."
Lin Xinwei tried to push her, but the referee's whistle blew again:
"time up."
Lin Xinwei clicked her tongue lightly: "You're really lucky."
The three people in the water were pulled out.
Sheng Pianran choked so badly that her eyes rolled back, and she nearly died from her leg injury.
Gu Yan and Lu Anbo recovered remarkably quickly, and a moment later they were chatting and laughing together again.
【My incredibly durable and resilient team!】
"Group 1 wins the first round! Now let's begin the draw for the second round!"
This time, the lineup has changed again.
Team 1: Sheng Pianran, Lin Xinwei, Yun Yue, Wen Yao
[Team 2: Fu Wanzhou, Gu Yan, Yun Xing, Lu Anbo]
Joshua became the referee for this round.
"Referee! I protest! Weapons are prohibited!" Gu Yan raised his hand and said.
Joshua hesitated for a few seconds, then said, "Miss Lin, it's unfair to others to use weapons."
The viewers in the live stream felt like the sky had fallen.
[How dare you! You actually ban our Thunder King!]
[Damn it! Don't ruin the bond between Vivi and Raiden!]
[It's over, one of Team 1's key players has been neutralized, we can surrender this game.]
[What's going on? Why are you being so pessimistic? Team 1 still has our strongest fighter, Mei Bao! Stay calm, we can win!]
Lin Xinwei herself didn't make a fuss and handed over the curling iron in a generous manner.
This is quite shocking.
After all, curling irons have become an important part of Ruby Lin's image, and it's unexpected that she would hand them over so readily.
After discussing tactics, the two teams began vying for positions.
Team 1 focused their attacks on Lu Amber first, and in a 4-on-1 situation, they pushed Lu Amber into the water!
Then we started 1v1.
Sheng Pianran looked at Gu Yan.
Lin Xinwei to Fu Wanzhou.
Clouds and moon face clouds and stars.
Although Team 1 consisted entirely of girls, it was precisely because they were girls that Gu Yan and Fu Wanzhou found it difficult to make physical contact with them, resulting in a stalemate.
The audience seemed somewhat disinterested.
What's the point of this comparison?
If you can't handle the game, don't play it. This is a variety show.
[That's not entirely true, after all, there are differences between men and women, and this segment does indeed put the male guests at a disadvantage.]
[Wait... where is Yao?]
...
The audience then suddenly realized that apart from focusing their attacks on Lu Anbo at the beginning, it seemed that the camera hadn't been on Wen Yao at all.
The next second, the ship suddenly moved—
The guests from Team 2 were completely dumbfounded.
"Wait...we haven't even boarded the ship yet, how come it's already gone?"
"Does a boat need a handbrake? How come it's running away on its own?"
"Holy crap, could this be a paranormal event...?"
The members of Team 2 were trembling with fear, and the crew members also felt a chill run down their spines.
isn't it?
It wasn't until the ship had sailed quite a distance that Wen Yao slowly emerged from the cockpit.
"My friends from afar, how are you?"
Guest: ? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
Production team: ? ? ?
So it turns out Wen Yao steered the boat away!
Who in their right mind would think of taking a boat and running away when playing a game of tag?
[Haha, my little sister never plays in low-elo games]
[Team 1: Our side can choose not to use the curling iron weapon, but our side did not say that we cannot use the humanoid weapon Yao.]
[My teammates were in charge of stopping people, and Mei Bao was in charge of driving the boat. She was the only one on Team 1 to get on the boat, so how can Team 1 not win?]
...
Wen Yao sailed the boat too far; even if the two teams swam over, they wouldn't make it in time.
"Time's up!" Joshua blew his whistle. "Team 1 wins this round!"
Before the third round even started, Director Cui angrily confiscated the boat keys.
"Let me reiterate, this is a game of fighting for positions, not a game of fighting for boats." He emphasized his words, "Yao-mei, did you hear me clearly?"
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