My Apocalypse: Infinite Rewinds

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"First, Xiaobai, come with me and chop that spider down!" Li Kai, carrying a stick he'd somehow acquired, charged straight into the room where the person had died. Uh, are you sure you can chop that up?

In the pitch-black room, a man, a dog, and a spider stared silently at each other, the only sound being the hissing of the spider's flesh.

"Woof? (Are you sure you can chop it off?)" Xiaobai took a slight step back timidly, then hid behind Li Kai and asked.

"You damn dog, even a dog should have backbone. No matter what kind of enemy we face, we must not be cowardly and retreat. If you take a step back, it means you can't win!" Li Kai earnestly instructed Xiaobai behind him.

Ahem, but when you're lecturing others, could you please not stand in the corner? That's way too far away!

"However, I was definitely a bit irrational just now! I got a little carried away!"

Before him stood a gigantic spider several times the size of Li Kai. Its blood-red eyes gleamed like spotlights on Li Kai's body. Eight sharp limbs, like unstoppable thorns, were covered in soft fur. Its spherical abdomen was bulging, and its open mandibles glowed with a shimmering purple light. Furthermore, its gaping maw was covered with jagged, sharp teeth, from which a clear liquid dripped from time to time. How filthy!

Damn it, is this the time to worry about this?!

Oh, I don't think so!

"Buzz!!" The mutated spider stared at its food with four pairs of blood-red eyes.

"I'm not food!" Li Kai shouted angrily.

Relax, relax, you're not anyone!

"Sizzle~~" The spider disdainfully stretched out its limbs to measure Li Kai's body, then curled its lips in an extremely human-like manner, its expression clearly showing disdain. Such a small thing wouldn't even be enough to fill a tooth gap.

"Damn it, stop looking down on me, you monster! Take this from me, Old Sun!" Li Kai was furious at the disdain in the spider's eyes. This was a serious insult to his self-esteem, and he couldn't tolerate it!

But what would Monkey King think if he knew about this? Wouldn't he want to beat you to death?

"Sizzle!" As the wooden stick was swung at him, the long, sharp spikes easily pierced through the fragile structure of the stick, and wood chips flew everywhere, along with Li Kai's vanished dignity.

"Hey, Spider Bro, I've come to the wrong door today. Could you please let us out?" Seeing the ferocious spider, Li Kai decisively threw aside the wooden stick he'd broken in two, then shamelessly begged for mercy. Where did your previous virility go?! Be a real man already!

The prerequisite for being a real man is not dying! You need to understand the situation; is this the time to be a hero? Hmph, how ridiculous!

Who was it that said that before? How did I suddenly become the culprit for everything?

"Crack! Crack!!" The spider continued to swing its two mandibles, the metallic clanging sound crisp and clear. Holy crap, why does a spider make that sound? You're not a crab!

Stop this pointless complaining; survival is the key!

"Since you're not saying anything, I'll take that as a yes. Hehe, I'll leave now so as not to disturb your rest." Li Kai rubbed his hands together and slowly backed away. That's so sleazy!

"Boom!" Just as Li Kai was about to reach the edge of the door, several giant, thorn-like limbs pierced through the walls around him, binding the lonely Li Kai firmly inside.

"Seriously? I've been so sincere, and you still don't intend to let me go?" Li Kai looked at the spider slowly poking its head out with a bitter smile, a deep sense of grief and indignation welling up in his heart.

"Buzz!!" The spider paid no attention to Li Kai's words. What was in front of him was just food that could barely fill his teeth. Strange, didn't he say before that it wasn't enough to fill his teeth?

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm about to die!" Li Kai shouted.

"Pfft!" The spider opened its enormous jaws once more, and then...

"It stinks in here! And it's so dark!" Li Kai commented with a frown before he died. Seriously? Is this what you're doing at a time like this? You're about to die! And the order of those two sentences is wrong, isn't it?

"Tch, it's not the first time," Li Kai said with a look of disdain.

I'm Li Kai. Blocking my way is an infected spider. After being eaten twice, I think I'm broken. Oh well, it doesn't matter anymore! (P.S.: Actually, you were already broken a long time ago!)