Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

[Oh my, I almost burst out laughing! I was just drinking water, and now I choked. No, Goddess Sister, if I choke to death like this, you have to take responsibility!]

Wow! A different kind of Minion. I'm pretty sure this will be the most popular Minion look of the year.

I've quickly saved this screenshot. From now on, this will be my personal screensaver. It's hilarious. Goddess sister, are you transitioning from being a goddess to becoming a comedian?

I have to say, this variety show never disappoints. There's nothing the production team can't do, except what you can't imagine. The various program effects always exceed my imagination.

Zhao Yu looked at the netizens' heated discussions and pretended to be serious. For three whole minutes, he looked deep in thought, as if he was thinking about some important issue.

But in reality, his heart was already filled with the feeling of ten thousand alpaca horses galloping through it.

Hehe, thank you so much.

What are you talking about the program crew's imagination? This is completely the goddess sister's improvisation.

Haha, you guys are really overthinking it.

However, Xin Tian is really good at performing.

Every step she takes can accurately touch the hearts of the majority of netizens.

This is a typical example of God chasing you and feeding you!

However, these netizens are so naive and cute.

Little did they know that this was not the result of careful planning by the program team at all, but was completely an improvisation by the goddess sister Xin Tian.

They kept praising the imagination of the production team, which was really hilarious.

Thinking of this, Zhao Yu couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart.

In fact, Zhao Yu was deeply shocked from the moment he saw Xin Tian's performance on the show.

She always manages to create all kinds of surprises and accidents inadvertently, making people overwhelmed.

Every movement and every word carries with it a magical power that firmly captures the hearts of the audience.

Zhao Yu had to admit that Xin Tian did have extraordinary charm and talent.

She is like a shining star, shining with unique light in the sky of variety shows.

Whether it is a thrilling challenge or a humorous moment, she can handle it easily and with ease.

Zhao Yu even began to imagine what kind of legendary figure Xin Tian would become if he continued to develop like this.

As a witness of this show, I feel extremely lucky.

It is a rare experience to witness Xin Tian’s growth and transformation firsthand.

Zhao Yu secretly made up his mind to work harder to provide a better stage for Xin Tian so that her light could shine on more people.

Thinking of this, Zhao Yu's mouth curled up slightly. He looked forward to Xin Tian continuing to create more wonderful things in future programs and bringing more surprises and touching moments to the audience.

Great!

It’s really awesome!

This is undoubtedly the most amazing actor!

She is like the anchor of the program team, firmly stabilizing the entire program.

The director pondered for a moment, his heart full of concern for Xin Tian.

He kindly waved to the stagehand and said anxiously:

"Hurry up and find a place away from cameras so Xin Tian can take a shower and change into clean clothes."

The groundskeeper nodded quickly and went to arrange a suitable place.

Yuan Shi kept staring at the pit entrance nervously.

When he saw Xin Tian appear before him unharmed, he immediately threw away the rope in his hand, ran over like a fly, and asked anxiously with a face full of anxiety:

"Goddess sister, Goddess sister, are you okay? Are you feeling unwell?"

Xin Tian looked at Yuan Shi's nervous expression, smiled, waved his hand and said:

"It's okay, it's okay. I just got splashed with mud, I'm not hurt. You don't have to worry about me. It's okay, it's okay. We can still continue filming the show. There's only half a day left, I must see it through. Hehe, our team will definitely win."

Xin Tian's voice was clear and firm, giving everyone a shot of confidence.

After hearing Xin Tian say so many words in one breath, Yuan Shi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that she is really fine.

It has to be said that she is extremely lucky.

Yuan Shi sighed in his heart, and at the same time he was full of admiration for Xin Tian's strength and dedication.

Xin Tian didn't know what Yuan Shi was thinking. If she knew, she might not be able to help but laugh out loud.

At this time, the atmosphere in Xin Tian's group was warm and full of energy.

On the other hand, the team led by Major Jiang was not so lucky.

It seemed that they encountered all the obstacles set up by the director team in advance.

Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin suffered a lot along the way.

At first, they could still chat and laugh behind Major Jiang, but as the journey progressed, they began to become exhausted.

Especially Qiu Hongxing, he was out of breath as he walked, while Yu Daqin kept complaining.

But despite this, they persevered.

Compared with Xin Tian and others, Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin looked a little embarrassed.

They not only have to face physical challenges, but also deal with psychological pressure.

However, they did not give up but continued to move forward. When they finally reached their destination, they were exhausted.

But they still smiled because they had successfully completed the mission.

This experience made them realize that as long as they persevere, they can overcome any difficulties.

At the same time, it also made them realize the importance of teamwork. Only by supporting each other and working together can we achieve our goals.

It’s no wonder that many netizens liked it and flocked to watch the duo’s crosstalk performance.

Xiaojuzi has become very obedient since Xinzhu and Nina were forced to go offline.

She was quite aware of the situation. It was because she was careful with her words and actions that she escaped the fate of being offline with Xinzhu and Nina.

Throughout her journey, she had followed Major Jiang obediently, never causing any trouble. Although she was a snob, she was particularly adept at seeking profit and avoiding harm. Because she had no background, even after finally becoming famous, she didn't dare to let go.

Xinzhu was already the most powerful and wealthy family she could climb up to. At this moment, she was extremely grateful that she always kept in mind the life creed of leaving a way for herself.

Well, she managed to save her reputation after all.

Now, she was even more cautious, trying not to make mistakes, but never to stand out.

Therefore, she was like an invisible person along the way.

Major Jiang actually looked at her with a higher regard. This woman was a tough character, very patient.

Before coming here, he had watched the interviews for the variety show and had some understanding of the characters' personalities. He hadn't expected Xiaojuzi to be so discerning.

However, he had no good feelings towards Xin Zhu and the other two.

Therefore, even though Little Orange restrained his personality, he did not take special care of him along the way.

He is a quiet person and he came to the show just to help the director.

Whether he could become famous or not was not even a consideration for him.

Fortunately, in this group there are two magic weapons, Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin.

The two of them followed closely behind Major Jiang all the way, and under the leadership of this resolute leader, they bravely moved forward towards the east side of the island with unswerving determination.

Qiu Hongxing is a naturally optimistic and cheerful person. Looking at him, he always has an inexhaustible energy.

He was really excited along the way, and no matter what situation he encountered, he was able to face it with a positive attitude.

That high-spirited look can instantly dispel the haze like sunshine.

Yu Daqin, on the other hand, has a very straightforward personality and is carefree without any shyness.

She cooperated with Qiu Hongxing without hesitation, and the two performed various wonderful duo acts together.

They are such a funny couple, like a perfect match made in heaven.

Their combined performance was truly brilliant.

Coupled with extremely vivid expressions and exaggerated movements, it was like a joyful feast, causing netizens in the live broadcast room to laugh.

The barrage was filled with joyful comments and likes, as if forming a sea of ​​joy.

As they walked along, they came across a pile of rocks blocking their way.

The huge rocks were piled up in a haphazard manner at the intersection, completely blocking their way forward.

The sun shone on the earth. Seeing the small "obstacle" ahead, Qiu Hongxing widened his eyes like copper bells and said exaggeratedly:

"Hey, what the hell is this? You want to stop me? No way!"

As he spoke, he improvised, looking like an angry rooster.

Yu Daqin, who was standing by, heard this and immediately put his hands on his hips and said loudly with great momentum:

"That's right, let's go around it, what else can it do?"

She looked like a majestic female general.

Qiu Hongxing gestured with a fan in the air and swung it casually.

"Hey, Daqin, what do you think is this thing blocking the road? It looks like a roadblock."

Yu Daqin raised his chin.

"Whatever it is, we're not afraid of it. We'll just go around it."

Qiu Hongxing added:

"What if we can't get around it?"

Yu Daqin rolled her eyes at him.

"Can't get around it? Then move it out of the way. We have plenty of strength."

Qiu Hongxing chuckled.

"Come on, with your tiny body, how can you even move?"

Yu Daqin stomped her feet.

"You look down on me, don't you? Let me tell you, I, Yu Daqin, am no pushover."

After saying that, the two burst out laughing.

Then they began to look for a way to go around the route with great effort, looking here and there. They looked serious and funny at the same time, which made people laugh.

Major Jiang knew this was a recording session, so when the two started talking, he left the camera to them. After they finished talking, he finished observing, waved, and led the three of them through a very thin gap on the left.

They had not walked for long when they discovered that their way was blocked by a dense forest again.

At the end of the path was a dense forest, so dense and lush that it was a bit scary to look at.

Qiu Hongxing scratched his head and started speaking in a formatted humor.

"Oh my! This forest is like a huge maze! I hope we won't get lost and become savages."

Yu Daqin rolled her eyes at him.

"What are you afraid of? We can even give a whole two-person opera to a savage."

The dense branches and leaves made it difficult for them to move forward.

Qiu Hongxing encouraged everyone with a smile.

"Don't be afraid, let's just treat this as an adventure. We might even find some treasure."

Yu Daqin also waved his hand heroically, with great momentum.

"Yes, nothing can stop us. If there is a treasure, we will be rich."

Major Jiang let them both give it their all, dictating the rhythm of the entire livestream. Little Orange remained silent, acting like a mere figure, a background figure.

Then, when the stone pit appeared in their path.

Qiu Hongxing spread his hands helplessly.

"Hey, why are there traps everywhere? We've stepped on the trap king's territory."

Yu Daqin laughed.

"It's okay, let's jump over and treat it as long jump practice."

After the two finished their performance, Major Jiang took them on a detour again.

In addition to these man-made obstacles, they also encountered a lot of harassment from wild animals. The occasional appearance of small animals made them nervous and excited.

A little squirrel suddenly jumped out, and Qiu Hongxing was startled. Then he said with a smile:

"Hey, this little guy wants to play hide-and-seek with us."

Yu Daqin also said jokingly:

"Maybe they are here to welcome us. Come, give us a show."

Netizens were also laughing, and everyone was making fun of their group's luck.

[Wow, this is incomparable to the group of the Goddess Sister! This luck is beyond words. I am speechless. Could it be that all the good luck has been added to the group of the Goddess Sister?]

[Haha, that's quite possible. However, Qiu Hongxing and Yu Daqin's antics really cracked me up. So hilarious. I think these two antics could be a good pairing in the future. Program team, you really know how to handle people. Even the last-minute guests seem to be able to find opportunities. You're truly omnipresent and useless!]

[It's terrifying to think about it. It really is like that. The person above, you've finally discovered the ultimate secret beneath the layers of performance. If this production crew hadn't gone viral, there wouldn't be another production crew in the industry that could. They're just too talented. They're all just talented.]

[Oh, I declare that this production team is my favorite, no doubt about it.]

The director hadn't expected that even Major Jiang's group would be able to draw so much traffic from the variety show. Truly, it's like, "Every sesame flower blooms, and it grows higher and higher." One can only say, when luck arrives, it's unstoppable. Could it be that he's truly accumulated a lot of experience and his luck has finally turned.

Not to mention that Zhao Yu was secretly proud of himself there.

Major Jiang and his three companions quickly crossed all obstacles and saw a large plain ahead. From a distance, they could see several people from Xin Tian's group walking ahead of them.

Major Jiang looked at the three of them and suddenly a strange smile appeared on his face.

"Run, now it's time to compete with everyone's speed!"