Fast Travel Absurdity Sutra

[You are the eternal god in my heart, my eternal goddess, and the goddess sister I admire all my life.]

You are my unwavering idol, and I am your unwavering fan. From now on, my heart will only be open to you, and I will only be your fan.

This variety show is like a dazzling artistic pearl! It opens a mysterious magic box, encompassing almost all the current popular elements.

[+1 to the above. Yeah, yeah. At first, it was just a survival adventure, a heart-pounding one. The intense atmosphere was like a taut bowstring, keeping people on edge. Then, without warning, it switched to a gripping crime drama, with clues as intricate as gossamer threads, forcing netizens to become detectives and follow the trail of truth.]

However, the excitement doesn't stop there. Before the tension of the criminal investigation has fully subsided, it suddenly descends into a chilling and terrifying world. Countless eyes seem to peer through the darkness, and every corner hides unknown fears. Just as the terrifying atmosphere reaches its peak, it transforms in a breathtakingly gorgeous way into the heroic world of martial arts, with flashes of swords and the joy of revenge, instantly immersing you in the bloody storm of the Jianghu.

The storm of martial arts had just begun to surge, and it had once again, incredibly, crossed over into the dreamlike realm of immortal heroes! Amidst swirling clouds and mist, immortals soared on swords, and magic shone brightly, opening a door to a fantastical world for me. Even the wondrous elements of time and space were brilliantly presented, as if traveling through the long river of time, interweaving the past and the future. It was truly breathtaking.

[Its splendor, uniqueness, and one-of-a-kind quality deserve only the supreme praise of "the best." Nothing else can compare to it.]

Wow! Director, I can't help but admire you from the bottom of my heart. You're absolutely amazing! Your talent is like a brilliant star, shining brightly in the variety show universe. From the gripping plot arrangements to the breathtaking scene transitions, every detail showcases your extraordinary creativity. From now on, Director, you are my idol. I will unwaveringly support you. This love is like a blazing fire that will never be extinguished.

[The person above, please don't forget that the source of all this amazingness comes solely from the Goddess Master in our hearts, that fairy-like Goddess Sister. All this splendor is due to her. If you want to be a fan, then you should be like me, wholeheartedly devoted to our Goddess Master! Her every smile, every gesture, holds a magical power that captivates our eyes and hearts.]

[Wow, this variety show is truly amazing. The director and the goddess master work together so well that it's hard to stop immersing yourself in it.]

[Yes, the director's creativity and the goddess master's charm together created this masterpiece, and I have decided to be their only fan. ]

[I was initially attracted by the novel themes of the variety show, but later I realized that the Goddess Master is the real treasure and I must become a fan.]

The director's talent combined with the brilliance of the goddess master make this variety show unique. I will always support them.

On the Internet, there are many different opinions, and the various voices of discussion are interwoven into a colorful picture. The discussions on the Internet are one after another.

This variety show has been praised by everyone as unprecedented and unparalleled.

Everyone was deeply shocked by the charm displayed by Xin Tian.

Xin Tian single-handedly reshaped the style of the entire variety show, making it bloom with colorful and diverse charm.

At this moment, Xin Tian placed himself in a small world isolated from the outside world, and had no time to pay attention to the flood of discussions from netizens on the Internet.

She lay leisurely in the mud, her pretentious posture fully revealed.

She had her eyes slightly closed and her brows furrowed, as if she was in great pain, but in reality, this was just a disguise because Xin Tian was worried that her facial expression would be captured by the camera.

She carefully adjusted her body posture so that the mud covered her evenly, from her hair to her toes, leaving no part untouched.

She knew in her heart that only in this way would it be difficult for people to tell whether she was injured or not?

From time to time, she shook her body slightly to create the illusion of weakness, as if she would faint at any moment.

Her expression was sometimes tense, sometimes relaxed, and she tried hard to strike the right balance, just to make the scene more realistic.

She knew that this was her only option at the moment. Only by successfully getting away with it could she escape the current predicament.

She prayed silently in her heart, hoping that her plan would go smoothly.

Time flows quietly like a silent stream.

The long fifteen minutes passed slowly, as if a century had passed.

The dust that was originally flying in the air slowly fell down like a tired dancer, and finally returned to tranquility.

The air around seemed to freeze at this moment, leaving only a vague silence.

Yuan Shi and Xu Tiangao lay at the edge of the pit, their faces full of anxiety, their brows furrowed, their eyes fixed on the bottom of the pit, so focused that everything around them disappeared.

Yuan Shi stamped his feet anxiously, muttering:

"What should we do? Nothing must happen to Xin Tian!"

Xu Tiangao also had a worried look on his face and responded:

"Yeah, we have to find a solution quickly."

Their minds were like high-speed machines, and they had already racked their brains to think of every possible solution.

"No matter what, we must rescue Xin Tian from that bottomless pit as soon as possible."

Yuan Shi said in a firm tone.

However, the pit was so deep that it seemed like a huge chasm that was difficult to cross. The endless darkness and depth put the two people in a helpless dilemma.

Yuan Shi sighed helplessly:

"This pit is so deep. We are like a lonely boat lost in the vast ocean, not knowing where to go."

Xu Tiangao bit his lips, his eyes revealing a hint of unwillingness.

On the other side, Su Nuan held Yuan Yu tightly, and the two of them searched anxiously in each large backpack.

Su Nuan's eyes were filled with anticipation and anxiety, and she kept muttering:

"We must find the tools, we must find them."

Yuan Yu also looked nervous, and responded while searching:

"Well, we will definitely find it."

Their movements were quick and frantic, racing against time. Each backpack was like a treasure chest full of hope, waiting for them to open that crucial moment.

Yuan Yu squatted on the ground, searching carefully, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Look, the rope!"

She quickly picked up the rope, which looked very long and was coiled in a large bundle.

Yuan Yu said excitedly:

"There is hope!"

Then she walked quickly towards the edge of the pit.

Su Nuan saw the rope and immediately found a large piece of rope in another backpack.

After seeing this, netizens couldn't help but make fun of it.

"Director, you predicted someone would fall into the pit, and even prepared two bundles of rope."

So, this isn't a script, do you believe it? And what about a time-space rift? And time travel? It's unlikely, even if you think about it. It's all gimmickry.

[I also think what the above person said makes a lot of sense. This is definitely a script. However, the idea is good, I like it. This director is talented, very talented!]

[By the way, there are a lot of similar scripts online. But there are very few with such smooth plot transitions. The director is truly talented!]

Yuan Shi inadvertently caught a glimpse of the large bundle of ropes in his sister's hand, and his eyes instantly lit up with joy.

He ran over as fast as a gust of wind, took the rope from Yuan Yu's hand impatiently, and threw it into the big pit without thinking.

Xu Tiangao also quickly took the rope from Su Nuan's hand and carefully placed it at the edge of the pit.

He has always been a meticulous person, so he quickly walked to Yuan Shi's side and pulled the rope with him.

The two men concentrated on feeling the movement of the rope in their hands. The rope was like a nimble long snake, sliding down and down continuously.

At this moment, time seemed to stretch incomparably long. They didn't know how much time had passed, but they only felt the rope in their hands continuing to descend.

Finally, after a long wait, they felt the rope stop descending.

"Sister Goddess, can you reach the rope?"

Yuan Shi was extremely anxious and quickly squatted down, lying tightly beside the pit.

He shouted loudly to the people below, his voice full of anxiety and expectation.

His voice echoed in the pit, like a huge rock thrown into a calm lake, causing ripples.

Su Nuan and Yuan Yu stood nervously at the back, their faces filled with worry and anxiety.

Both of them stood on tiptoe at the same time and stretched their heads to look into the pit, as if they could see the situation at the bottom of the pit first.

Xu Tiangao held the rope tightly with both hands, and his focused expression seemed as if what he was holding in his hands was not a rope, but Xin Tian's hope of life.

When Yuan Shi lay down anxiously, he accidentally let go of the rope.

The moment he let go, he was suddenly startled, fearing that the rope would fall off.

Just when he was full of worry, he suddenly felt a slight but clear shaking of the rope coming from the bottom.

Xu Tiangao's face was instantly filled with joy. He was so excited that he was a little incoherent and kept talking to others.

"Sister Goddess is already shaking the rope. She is shaking the rope. Come on, Yuan Shi, come here quickly, let's pull the rope together."

As he spoke, he waved his hands excitedly. As he spoke, he suddenly remembered something and shouted loudly towards the bottom of the pit.

"Goddess sister, Goddess sister, please don't come up yet. I'll find a big tree and tie a knot around the rope."

His voice echoed in the air, full of urgency and concern.

At this time, everyone heard a low sound coming from the bottom of the pit.

"Okay, when you're done, let me know."

Although the voice was weak, it was full of expectation.

Yuan Shi got up from the ground with a look of surprise, his eyes gleaming with hope.

He quickly turned his head and looked around, anxiously searching for a place to secure the rope.

At this moment, he and Xu Tiangao simultaneously discovered a big tree not far from the big pit.

The big tree was tall and straight, and it was the savior that God specially prepared for them.

The tree was about five meters away from the pit, and about as thick as two people could hold together. Suddenly, light flashed in the eyes of both men.

Xu Tiangao looked down at the rope in his hand. Before he could say anything, Su Nuan picked up another bundle of ropes on the ground and ran towards her cousin.

Su Nuan ran and shouted loudly at her cousin.

"Cousin, cousin, the rope you have is definitely not long enough. Use this rope."

When netizens saw this, many of them couldn't help laughing and started complaining about the director's script again!

"Hey, I told you this was a script, and you guys wouldn't believe me. How could they even plan the length of the rope to pull people out of the pit and drop supplies? For this script, I'll eat both lengths of rope."

"You guys are really too young. You can't even see the obvious scripted elements. You're just too weak."

What's wrong with the script? It's a script, I love it too. This is so exciting! Have you ever seen such a chivalrous sister? The goddess flying over eaves and walls, it can't be a script, right? Did you see the wire work? It's a script, can the goddess sister's skills be scripted? I tell you, my eyes are like piercing golden pupils, this is absolutely true.

"Goddess sister, you also have divine divination. The magic comes as soon as you speak. Haven't you seen it? These are all Goddess sister's abilities. Now, even if there is another immortal hero, it's not surprising. Goddess sister, I support you, as always. 】

There were all kinds of comments in this live broadcast room, but they were all about love for Xin Tian. Zhao Yu looked at the various comments and his mouth was almost crooked with smiles.

Yuan Shi took the rope from Su Nuan and ran quickly towards the tree. Xu Tiangao held the back half of the rope tightly, while Yuan Shi began to tie the two ends of the rope together.

Yuan Yu looked at it, walked forward and helped.

Su Nuan acted like a little adult, constantly saying, "You have to tie it tighter, you have to tie it tighter. Otherwise, if the goddess falls, it will be bad. Although the goddess is very thin, you still have to tie it tighter to be safe."

At this moment, Xu Tiangao asked Yuan Yu to grab the back half of the rope, while he walked over to Yuan Shi and checked the knot with him. They carefully tied the rope tightly, tugging hard several times before walking over to Yuan Yu. They each held a section of the rope in tacit understanding.

Yuan Shi shouted loudly towards the bottom of the pit, "Goddess Sister, you can come up now."

"it is good."

Xin Tian's low voice came from the bottom of the pit. Then, the three of them felt a tremor in the rope. They subconsciously grasped the rope tightly.

Xin Tian climbed the rope without any delay. Two minutes later, everyone saw her head, covered in yellow mud, slowly emerging from the bottom of the pit. In the blink of an eye, she jumped onto the ground.

However, Xin Tian was now completely covered in yellow mud. The thin yellow mud almost covered her entire body. Except for her two eyes, all people saw was a little yellow mud figure.

Seeing Xin Tian like this, netizens couldn't help but laugh. Even the people at the scene couldn't help themselves. In the backstage group, everyone was laughing with schadenfreude.

Just this yellow clay figurine has completely shattered the image of the goddess Xintian.