Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people stay away!"

In the silence of the night, the cry seemed particularly abrupt and eerie.

The moonlight shines through the layers of leaves, casting hazy shadows.

In this dim woods, a row of figures were seen jumping and running quickly.

The leader was the Taoist priest Simu who wore glasses and had a serious face.

He jumped forward with all his might, kept shouting loudly, and held a soul-guiding lamp with a faint flickering light tightly in his hands. He looked busy and focused.

Ren Yinyin, who was at the end of the group, was feeling rather listless. She couldn't help but yawn loudly, muttering to herself, "Exorcising corpses in the middle of the night is so boring!"

It turned out that Renjia Town had been calm and peaceful in recent days, with an atmosphere of tranquility and peace.

Master Jiushu was invited to go to other Taoist temples to give lectures and exchange ideas, so the two senior brothers stayed behind to guard the charity cemetery.

Bored Ren Yinyin saw Master Simu passing by Renjia Town, and she pestered him to go to his Taoist temple to play together - of course, in her own words, it was called "traveling".

Hence, we have the current scene.

"Yinyin, come here and help your uncle!" Taoist Simu, who was walking in front of the team, suddenly stopped his hurried steps. He raised his hand and casually wiped the sweat from his forehead, then turned his head and shouted loudly behind him.

Hearing the shouts, Ren Yinyin hurriedly quickened her pace. She held a small bundle tightly in one hand and slung a bulging shoulder bag over the other shoulder, and ran to Taoist Simu.

"Uncle Master, what's the matter?" Ren Yinyin breathed slightly, and looked at Uncle Master Simu with a pair of big eyes full of confusion.

Taoist Simu showed a flattering smile on his face, and said with a chuckle, "Oh, my goodness, I've been dancing for most of the night and I'm really exhausted. How about this, you come and help lead the way?"

Ren Yinyin was stunned when she heard this. She subconsciously scratched her head and replied with difficulty, "Uncle Master, it's not that I don't want to help you, but... it's that I don't know the way at all! Although I have followed Master for a long time, I have only heard about this art of corpse-driving and have never actually put it into practice!"

However, Taoist Simu had no time to care about these things at this moment. He was already exhausted and only wanted to take the opportunity to take a break and have a good rest.

So when he saw a nephew following him, he immediately made a plan in his mind: Wouldn't this be a good opportunity for this nephew to get more exercise?

Young people, you have to endure some hardships!

Besides, what "money prospects" are there in following my senior brother to guard the charity cemetery?

Although corpse-carrying is exposed to the wind and sun, and the day and night are reversed, the money is good!

So, he waved his hand and said to Ren Yinyin with a relaxed look, "Don't worry, Yinyin, this job of guiding the way is actually very simple. You just need to do as I say."

As he spoke, Taoist Simu handed the soul-guiding lamp in his hand, which was emitting a faint light, to Ren Yinyin with a smile on his face.

Ren Yinyin carefully took the soul-guiding lamp and held it in his hands.

Immediately afterwards, Taoist Simu picked up the bag from Ren Yinyin's hand and casually hung it on a hideous and slow-moving zombie next to him.

"Come, take this talisman. As long as you make certain movements, these old guys will follow. It's very simple!" As he spoke, he took out a yellow talisman from his arms and handed it to Ren Yinyin, patiently explaining to her.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw his figure flash, and jumped up lightly like an agile monkey, and landed steadily on the broad shoulder of a zombie.

He adjusted his posture easily and comfortably, and actually took this unique "ride" leisurely.

Seeing this scene, Ren Yinyin couldn't help but widen his eyes and secretly sighed in his heart: "Master uncle is really a strange person who doesn't care about trivial matters!"

Then, she took a deep breath, mustered up the courage to walk to the front of the team, and slowly placed the stiff arms of the zombie behind her on her weak shoulders.

Although she was a little scared, she gritted her teeth and began to imitate the zombies' steps, hopping forward...

Oddly enough, the originally exhausted Ren Yinyin suddenly became energetic, his eyes wide open! With the zombies following in unison, they moved forward slowly and steadily.

Amidst Ren Yinyin's clear and loud shouts - "Yin people, go ahead, Yang people, get out of the way", Taoist Simu was sleeping soundly on the walking corpse, with his legs spread out.

What was surprising was that even with all the shaking and pitching, he remained lying there steadily as if he were under a spell, without any signs of falling.

The surroundings were very quiet, perhaps because of the zombies emitting evil spirits passing by, and even the sound of insects could not be heard.

Apart from the clear female voice, there was only the dull sound of jumping, and occasionally a snore or two...

Ren Yinyin was a martial artist who had also practiced Taoism. Her endurance and courage were far beyond the reach of ordinary people. So, faced with such a bizarre scene, although she felt a little uneasy, she remained calm and pressed on.

"Yin people, get on the road, Yang people, get out of the way!" Ren Yinyin continued to shout loudly.

"If you don't avoid it, you will bear the consequences!" Her voice was particularly clear and loud in the silent night, as if carrying a mysterious power, making the air around her become solemn.

After jumping for more than an hour, Ren Yinyin became out of breath.

Oh, so tired!

It’s really not easy for Uncle Simu to make money!

Just as she was thinking about taking a short break, a gentle breeze suddenly blew in. The wind seemed to carry a faint, strange smell, and upon closer inspection, it was a slightly nauseating fishy odor...

"Oh no! There's a demonic presence!" Ren Yinyin thought to herself, and immediately stopped moving forward. The group of zombies following her instantly stopped their mechanical movements and stood upright like statues.

At this moment, the zombie at the end of the line was wrapped tightly in a layer of snow-white gauze and flew into the air...

"Uncle Master Simu, someone is trying to steal your money!" As he didn't know the background and origin of the person who came, Ren Yinyin didn't dare to rush forward for a moment, so he could only shout at the top of his voice, "Master Simu."

"Ah?" Taoist Simu, who was soundly asleep, was suddenly awakened. Hearing that someone had dared to rob him of his money, he immediately flew into a rage. He jumped up from the ground and roared, "Who is this idiot who doesn't know how to live or die?"

"Uncle Master, your client has been stolen!" Ren Yinyin shouted to Taoist Simu while pointing at the zombie that was rapidly moving away and about to disappear from sight.

"How can this be! You are so bold as to snatch my body. I will beat you to a pulp and turn you into a complete idiot!" Taoist Simu saw that one of his clients had disappeared inexplicably. How could he deal with this?

You know, a decrease in the number of customers means less money in hand!