Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

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As the night slowly enveloped the earth like a huge black velvet cloth, everything around was gradually swallowed by the darkness.

The moonlight cast a faint glow through the clouds, adding a mysterious and eerie atmosphere to the night.

At this time, Qiu Sheng tried to break free from the restraints with a helpless look on his face, but his efforts were in vain.

I saw Ren Yinyin holding a whip in his hand, gently tapping his palm a few times. The gentle sound seemed like a silent threat, which made people feel chilled.

Wencai on the side circled around Qiu Sheng, tightly wrapping the rope around him.

In the blink of an eye, Qiu Sheng was tied to the chair like a dumpling, his hands and feet unable to move, only his head could move slightly.

"Wencai, Yinyin, aren't you guys going too far?" Qiu Sheng felt aggrieved, his voice filled with helplessness. "I just made a common mistake, is it really necessary to tie me up?"

However, facing his questioning, Wencai didn't take it seriously. Instead, he reached out and gently patted Qiu Sheng's head, which seemed a little stiff from being unable to move, and teased him, "Humph, who told you to be so lustful all the time that you can't even walk when you see a pretty girl! I'm going to teach you a lesson this time."

"You're still talking about me, where are your good things going?"

"And, you bastard Wencai, take your hands off your head!" Qiu was so angry that his eyes were blazing. "Don't you know that a man's head is just like a woman's waist, you can't let anyone touch it casually?"

Standing nearby, Ren Yinyin blinked her bright eyes and asked in confusion, "Why is that? Why have I never heard of such a saying?"

After saying that, she deliberately stretched out her little hand and gently touched Qiu Sheng's big round head.

"Ahhh, you stinky girl!" Qiu Sheng was furious.

However, in the face of his anger, Ren Yinyin and Wencai were not afraid at all, but laughed even more happily.

"Hahahahahaha..." Ren Yinyin's bell-like laughter echoed throughout the room.

"Hehehe..." Wencai also joined in the fun, his face full of gloating expression.

It is a rare opportunity to play a good trick on Qiu Sheng, so Wencai and Ren Yinyin will naturally not let it go easily. They try all kinds of ways to anger Qiu Sheng, and it seems that only seeing Qiu Sheng angry and crazy can make them feel satisfied.

Qiu Sheng was so angry that he almost lost his mind. He was grimacing and kept shouting, "When I can move again, I'm going to deal with you two lawless guys!"

It’s a pity that his threats had no effect on Wencai and Ren Yinyin, who teased Qiu Sheng with a smile.

……

While the three apprentices were making a lot of noise, Uncle Jiu, who had been guarding outside the hall door, sat on a throne as steady as a rock without even looking back.

He was dressed in a neat Taoist robe, holding a peach wood sword in his left hand and a compass engraved with mysterious runes in his right hand. He stared intently into the night, as if he didn't notice anything happening in the house.

In Uncle Jiu's eyes, if Qiu Sheng was not his apprentice, he probably wouldn't even bother to pay attention to this guy who was always causing trouble and refused to change despite repeated warnings.

Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly and sighed in his heart.

At this moment, the compass moved, and Uncle Jiu's expression suddenly became serious.

He held the compass and peach wood sword in his hand and headed in the direction of the pointer.

Just when he had taken a few steps away from the gate, the grass behind him was blown by the wind. Uncle Jiu's eyes turned cold. What a trivial trick!

He turned around and the peach wood sword flew out...

"Ah..." Xiaoyu's clothes were nailed to the wall by the peach wood sword. She struggled to avoid it, but her hands touched the talisman paper and she screamed in pain.

Qiu Sheng, who was inside the house, heard this and immediately became anxious, "Xiao Yu!"

Then he remembered that Xiaoyu was a ghost, and stopped shouting. Instead, he stared blankly at the closed door.

Wencai and Ren Yinyin crouched down to peek through the crack in the doorway. They saw Uncle Jiu displaying his divine power in the yard, chasing after the female ghost and beating her...

"Wow, Master is so cruel!" Wencai exclaimed.

Ren Yinyin couldn't help but bump him with her shoulder and rolled her eyes at Wencai who was looking over. "That's a female ghost. Master won't kill her. Will he send Senior Brother Qiu Sheng to her for nourishment?"

"Haha, that's right!" Wencai, who had no stance, chuckled foolishly and continued to watch his master kill the female ghost.

"Hey, how's Xiaoyu?" Qiu Sheng heard Xiaoyu's screams and thought that humans and ghosts have different paths, but...

"Wow, so scary!" Ren Yinyin covered her eyes, and Xiaoyu's ghostly appearance was revealed.

"Wow, Qiu Sheng, you're awesome!" Wencai turned around and gave Qiu Sheng a thumbs up to express his admiration.

You can eat that, you are so hungry, Qiu Sheng!

"You two bastards, tell me, is Xiaoyu okay?" Qiu Sheng said angrily.

"What do you mean by 'something's wrong?'" Ren Yinyin looked at him. "Did he get beaten to death?"

"Ah?" Qiu Sheng was shocked and shouted, "Master, no, please show mercy!"

"Xiaoyu, please leave quickly, we are not destined to be together!"

"Don't come to me again!"

"Qiu Sheng!" Xiaoyu, who had collapsed to the ground, heard Qiu Sheng's voice and responded loudly in surprise, "Qiu Sheng..."

One person and one ghost, one inside the house and one outside the house, both were miserable.

Wencai and Ren Yinyin looked at each other. With this development, why did they and their master look so much like villains who broke up a couple?

"Shut up!" Uncle Jiu shouted, interrupting the love story between a human and a ghost in front of him.

"Qiu Sheng, she'll kill you!" Uncle Jiu raised his peach wood sword and glared at Xiaoyu, who was trapped by his Taoist robe. "How dare you try to seduce my disciple? You're courting death!"

As he said that, he was about to kill!

"Master, Master, let her go!" Qiu Sheng struggled hard, and got himself covered in wounds, which made Wencai and Ren Yinyin look reluctant.

"Master, drive her away, don't kill her!" Qiu Sheng cried.

Uncle Jiu lowered the peach wood sword in his hand and raised it again, finally sighing, "What a bad fate!"

Qiu Sheng was released and immediately ran to the yard. Uncle Jiu handed him the peach wood sword and said, "Make your own decision!"

After saying that, he turned his back.

Qiu Sheng held the peach wood sword, and he and Xiao Yu looked at each other in silence...

"Go away!" Qiu Sheng turned his head away, no longer looking at Xiaoyu with tears in her eyes, and said cruelly, "Don't come to me again!"

Xiaoyu was in tears. Seeing Qiu Sheng not looking back at her again, she had no choice but to cover her face with her sleeves, break free from the Taoist robe, and fly away!

Uncle Jiu took back the small peach wood sword from his sleeve and walked back into the room.

Only Qiu Sheng was left standing in the yard for a long time without moving...

Wencai, who was clinging to the door, couldn't help wiping away his tears. He felt sad for Qiu Sheng!

Ren Yinyin shook her head. It was harmful to her body and heart. What a sin!

"You two, learn from this lesson and don't make the same mistake again!" Uncle Jiu said earnestly, his hands behind his back as he looked at Wencai and Ren Yinyin. "Do you understand?"

"I understand, Master!" Wencai and Ren Yinyin nodded obediently.

They didn't dare to make their master angry at this moment, as Qiu Sheng's previous experience was a lesson before them.

I don’t know when he will be able to return to normal!

Uncle Jiu turned his head to look at Qiu Sheng in the yard, then turned away expressionlessly and went back to his room.